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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #1

    Christmas Trees are for Witches

    The Pagan cat toy & source of so many fires has no place in a Christian home.
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  • Tervie
    False Christian Unsaved Trash
    Netball Playing Horse Humper
    • Nov 2006
    • 46

    #2
    Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches

    it's a tree....T-R-E-E....that people can decorate and put presents under. Cats also like to play with wool and other materials, but you still wear clothes. Cats also eat fish and drink milk, so have you stopped that, too? Perhaps you live outside, too, becasue houses aren't all that fire safe themselves, not with all the wiring and eletrical work behind the walls

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    • Glendora Christianson
      Spiritual Mother of LBC
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2329

      #3
      Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches

      Originally posted by Tervie View Post
      it's a tree....T-R-E-E....that people can decorate and put presents under. Cats also like to play with wool and other materials, but you still wear clothes. Cats also eat fish and drink milk, so have you stopped that, too? Perhaps you live outside, too, becasue houses aren't all that fire safe themselves, not with all the wiring and eletrical work behind the walls
      One quick click on this link should end our little disagreement, Tervie.
      Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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      • Tervie
        False Christian Unsaved Trash
        Netball Playing Horse Humper
        • Nov 2006
        • 46

        #4
        Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches

        it's just a little Christmas decoration. if Satan wanted to take over the world by using little figurines of what people suppose he may look like, it woud have happened a loooong time ago

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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #5
          Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches

          Originally posted by Tervie View Post
          it's just a little Christmas decoration. if Satan wanted to take over the world by using little figurines of what people suppose he may look like, it woud have happened a loooong time ago
          It almost has. The antichrist pope is giving it a run for SATAN!
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • Tervie
            False Christian Unsaved Trash
            Netball Playing Horse Humper
            • Nov 2006
            • 46

            #6
            Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches

            yep, little Satan figures are going to leap from the tree and strangle me to death, I can see that happening. And you should be nice to the Pope, i'm sure he's a lovely person, though I must admit I liked John Paul more then this Benedict character

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78553

              #7
              joos hate Christ

              Originally posted by Tervie View Post
              yep, little Satan figures are going to leap from the tree and strangle me to death, I can see that happening. And you should be nice to the Pope, i'm sure he's a lovely person, though I must admit I liked John Paul more then this Benedict character
              Listen friend; the war on Christmas is no joke. Countless atheist monkey-worshipers spend their every waking moment on schemes designed to spit on the Baby Jesus on His birthday. Oh sure, the first step may seem harmless; a little satan ornament for your pagan tree. But have you ever asked yourself this: Why do Christ-killing joos always make so much money during the most important holiday in Christendom? Why do these same filthy joos print millions of "Happy Holidays" greeting cards, when they KNOW very well that there is JUST ONE HOLIDAY!?

              And why do money-grubbing joos choose the birth of the Saviour of the World to go out gambling and eating chinee food? Because they HATE Christmas and Jesus Christ and all True Christians™, that's why! Look at THIS report from joo paradise, aka Florida!

              Jews celebrate holiday by hating it.

              A Boca Raton Newspaper is reporting that, "a lot of Jewish people eat Chinese food because Chinese people don’t celebrate Christmas. They’re just about the only restaurants open."

              Boca Raton resident Alexis Field adds, "We go out to dinner or a movie. It’s just like any other day of the year, and we all hate Christ, so...."
              The Boca Raton Newspaper adds, "Jews in the New York, New Jersey and Philadelphia areas go to Atlantic City, where the casinos never close, and the hotels are very inexpensive. The casinos are practically empty on Christmas, except for Jews."

              Meanwhile, another Jewish publication offers additional proof of how Jews are driven by hate, which they then redirect as unifying force. San Francisco's Metro Active newspaper has printed an article called "All Christmas-ed Out," in which Jews openly discuss their hate:

              "For the last six years, comedian Lisa Geduldig has offered a unique answer to the age-old question 'What does a Jew do at Christmas?' Since 1993, she's organized and starred in 'An Evening of Kosher Comedy,' playing this year at the New Asia Restaurant in the heart of Chinatown. Sell-out crowds sit down to a seven-course Chinese banquet and comedy show and celebrate being Jewish. I came back to San Francisco in 1993 and mulled it over, and I said, 'You know, I hate Christmas. My people hate Christmas. Let's see if I can put something together like this.' And apparently there was a need for it."
              So you see? That satanic ornament made by chinks and imported, marked up and sold by hook-nosed joos is only the tip of the iceberg. Makes you think, doesn't it?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Tervie
                False Christian Unsaved Trash
                Netball Playing Horse Humper
                • Nov 2006
                • 46

                #8
                Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches

                no, not really. I say reap the profit, Jews, reap it well for all the sufferings you have been through, and all the hard work you've put into life and business.

                And if Satan takes over the world via Christmas decorations, I owe you a coke

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                • Petal
                  LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 991

                  #9
                  Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches

                  Originally posted by Miss.Tervie View Post
                  it's just a little Christmas decoration. if Satan wanted to take over the world by using little figurines of what people suppose he may look like, it woud have happened a loooong time ago
                  i suspects Mr.Satan look like a fat liddle chinee man, Miss.Tervie

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                  • Tervie
                    False Christian Unsaved Trash
                    Netball Playing Horse Humper
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 46

                    #10
                    Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches

                    i'm more inclined to belive the devil horns and tail, myself, more poetic justice in that

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                    • Petal
                      LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 991

                      #11
                      Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches

                      Originally posted by Miss.Tervie View Post
                      i'm more inclined to belive the devil horns and tail, myself, more poetic justice in that
                      maybee that horn devil be true to, but there be truths in what Mr.Pastor Zeke say abouts them chinee-lurvin jooz, cuz everyone no that chinee food be a joo lady's favorite foods an that be cuz 'won ton' spelleds backward is not now

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                      • Tervie
                        False Christian Unsaved Trash
                        Netball Playing Horse Humper
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 46

                        #12
                        Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches

                        o-kay....

                        that has to be the oddest bit of logic i have ever, ever heard...

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                        • Rachael Van Helsing
                          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5131

                          #13
                          Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches

                          Bah. Xmas is no longer a really religious holiday, the date was deliberately made to coincide with Pagan days so that more people would be likely to celebrate it. Nowadays it's just an excuse to receive or give gifts, or try to outdo other family members/friends in the giving of flashy gifts.....GAH!

                          I for one do not celebrate xmas, and let people know that if they want to give me gifts go ahead but don't expect to receive any back.
                          And I think that the forcing of it down people's throats by the media is hardly fair. If recognizing xmas, they should recognize the celebrations of all the other religions too.
                          Come on, ACLU, this needs to be fixed!!!!
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                          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                          • Tervie
                            False Christian Unsaved Trash
                            Netball Playing Horse Humper
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 46

                            #14
                            Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches

                            I do celebrate Christmas, but I also agree with Van Helsing - other holidays, like Indonesian, Muslim etc. events, should also be celebrated and given air time. We love multiculturalism, man

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                            • Enobarbus
                              Professor of English Landover University
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 3496

                              #15
                              Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches

                              Originally posted by Tervie View Post
                              I do celebrate Christmas, but I also agree with Van Helsing - other holidays, like Indonesian, Muslim etc. events, should also be celebrated and given air time. We love multiculturalism, man
                              You speak for youself, woman, and don't go spouting hippie talk on these Godliest of boards. And no we certainly should not acknowledge heathen or pagan holidays. What are you, Pervie? A false Christian or a Pagan lover of lucifer like Von Hellbound?
                              Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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