BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Certainly no toys or related products from these two abominations should ever be allowed into Christian homes. The on-going, public homer relationship of Bert and Ernie are an affront to Jesus, and a favorite recruiting tool of sodomites everywhere.

Just look at those Christ-hating beady eyes that Bert sports...

Anyone with such a prominent unibrow is obviously a mooselimb from Towelheadistan. The show must be propaganda to teach children to worship the moon demon instead of Jesus.

[SUV]

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Ban any toys that the plutocrats buy from sweatshops in the developing world and sell through Wal-Mart at huge markups to teach our children to worship the military/industrial complex. Thank Mother/Father God that the fair-trade store near us has educational wooden toys that we can buy for Kayla.

I still have to figure out what to get my wife for the winter holidays. Last year, she surprised me by making a donation to NPR in my name, so I have to think of something equally nifty to do for her this year.

Oh, my Gracious GOD, you horrible Girly-Man! I'm only happy that you apparently can't speak American and that I can barely understand a Word that you are bleating out in that first paragraph!

[Darren Ingram-Myers]

Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

Ban any toys that the plutocrats buy from sweatshops in the developing world and sell through Wal-Mart at huge markups to teach our children to worship the military/industrial complex. Thank Mother/Father God that the fair-trade store near us has educational wooden toys that we can buy for Kayla.

I still have to figure out what to get my wife for the winter holidays. Last year, she surprised me by making a donation to NPR in my name, so I have to think of something equally nifty to do for her this year.

[Talitha]

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Ban ANYTHING to do with that Harlot Snow White who performs all kind of wicked sexual sins with those 7 midgets.



I'm so pleased Mother Glendie has started this thread to help warn parents about the dangers of Toys.
Don't waste money on this trash. Give it to the Lord©
Leviticus 23:38
Beside the sabbaths of the LORD, and beside your gifts, and beside all your vows, and beside all your freewill offerings, which ye give unto the LORD.

[SUV]

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I won't comment on this "game" - in fact, I'm not even looking at it as I post:



Leave it to the un$avED and their Sinful, Sexular attitude of "Get them while they're young and that way you will always have them."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Certainly no toys or related products from these two abominations should ever be allowed into Christian homes. The on-going, public homer relationship of Bert and Ernie are an affront to Jesus, and a favorite recruiting tool of sodomites everywhere.

Just look at those Christ-hating beady eyes that Bert sports...

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I know that the overwhelming majority of Saved® True Christian™ parents don't need to be told this, but there are certain dolls out there that you should never, ever, ever give to your children unless you want them to turn out like hellion or Darren:

Warning: Totally depraved link — do not click without adequate spiritual preparation and Bible reading beforehand.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I also imagine that this goes without saying, but any and all VeggieTales should never be found within a True Christian's(tm) Home!

[Glendora Christianson]

We do this every year and I'm sure we have saved many children from evil toys. Hopefully nobody needs to be reminded about the Harry Potter Broomstick, so I won't list it this year. But I do want to put the bad old Ouija Board on the list not because it encourages witchcraft and Satanism, but because there's new evidence that Ouija can cause homosexuality! So I will start the list with Ouija. Please add your banned toys . . . good children are counting on our advice. Mother Glynndie