[OnYourKnees]

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Eh. We can have a threesome. That...would be...AWESOME!!!

I don't believe Pastor Pistle is the least bit interested in a threesome with you and Ms. Manson, nor with Nick's friendly donkey.

Truly, your perversions know no bounds, girl! GET THEE TO CHURCH!

[SUV]

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Eh. We can have a threesome. That...would be...AWESOME!!!

And a more UN-Holy Trinity than this is plain impossible to imagine - eh, Pastor Al?

[hellion]

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MANSON! What happened to Nick?

Eh. We can have a threesome. That...would be...AWESOME!!!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Nah. It's more like me and Manson.

MANSON! What happened to Nick?

[hellion]

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Satan and Hellion sitting in a tree
K-i-s-s-i-n-g!

Nah. It's more like me and Manson.

[SUV]

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For the love of Satan, Al. Give it up.

Satan and Hellion sitting in a tree
K-i-s-s-i-n-g!

[hellion]

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Oh GOD, Sisters - have you ever heard of such foolishness? I think this Child has been Eating too many Candy Canes!

It's 'foolish' that you believe a piece of wood can actually rewrite someone's DNA.

[hellion]

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I knew it. You ARE related to Icky.

For the love of Satan, Al. Give it up. I'm not related to Ixi.

[neko-lear]

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wow, five days into December and only 3 pages, I'm surprised the list is this short. must not be releasing toys like they used to.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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THIS man has learned the hard way not to buy toys from jews.

Oh, lovely. First, a mooselimb doll chants satanic spells to summon the moon demon, and now a teddy bear swears. Did anyone not see how this would happen once Hitlery Klingon became Senator?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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THIS man has learned the hard way not to buy toys from jews.

Teddy toy is a swear bear

December 02, 2006

CHRISTMAS shopper Roy Edensor was stunned when a teddy bear he had bought for his son shouted “PR*CK” when he took it out of the box.

The talking toy is a copy of Nev the Bear — star of CBBC’s Smile show. It should say “I love you,” “Fwightened” and “Yum Yum”.

Electrician Roy, 34, from Stafford, bought the toy at a local Tesco. He said: “I could not believe my ears.”

Store bosses say they have removed a batch of the bears and are investigating.

[SUV]

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I'll say it: Hail Mary, Full of Grapes."

Maybe the Fruit (of her womb) didn't fall too far from the Tree and this is why Jesus became such a Wino

[Poetic Peter]

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But...I want one!



Ummm I want one hundred!





I know a certain Cathylic church where legions could do work.



Father Mo: Say Hail Mary!Say Hail Mary!Say Hail Mary!Say Hail Mary!




Robrots:...No No No NO...No





It -is- possible to lock them out of "yes" responses...yes???

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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No, sadly enough. If you speak demonic jap gibberish to it, it gives you an English "yes" or "no". Also it chirps and beeps and glows in the dark in a very un-Godlike manner.

That is about as disgusting a contraption as ever I have heard! Please have the authorities ban it immediately!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What does it do? Does it slay heathens?

No, sadly enough. If you speak demonic jap gibberish to it, it gives you an English "yes" or "no". Also it chirps and beeps and glows in the dark in a very un-Godlike manner.