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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621
    #61
    Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

    Originally posted by Hellbound_Alchemist View Post
    ok its quite apparent that most of you people, whom i shall refer to as the unwashed masses from now on, would much rather see the world thrown back into the dark ages.
    Further more, what is your grand boner against christmas...
    I have no idea what the "Grand Boner Against Christmas" is, but it should probably be on the banned toys list. It definitely doesn't sound like something Christian parents should be buying for their children.
    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    They made more than one of those horrible movies?
    Well, I'm pretty sure they just made one, then released it with a different name eight times. When your target audience is made up of stoned twelve-year-olds, you can get away with a lot.
    Originally posted by Kenny_ View Post
    I know that lot of people are gonne argue with it... but in my eyes... it kinda is like the bible... you know, people need something to hold on to...

    Like you have God that leads you through your live, I have books..
    Knowledge to me is what Jesus is to you...
    This is where moral and cultural relativism gets you, people: This poor demon-possessed soul thinks of the Harry Potter books as equal to the Bible. You do realise that the "knowledge" you're getting from these books isn't actually accurate, don't you?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Kenny_
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Dec 2010
        • 25
        #62
        Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        This is where moral and cultural relativism gets you, people: This poor demon-possessed soul thinks of the Harry Potter books as equal to the Bible. You do realise that the "knowledge" you're getting from these books isn't actually accurate, don't you?
        The knowledge we're getting isn't accurate indeed... and i know that...
        it's just a way for us to deal with personal issues...
        Just like you pray to God, we read...

        Have you read any books other then the bible?

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          • Bible Student
            Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
            With Jesus now.
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2010
            • 2474
            #63
            Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

            Originally posted by Connor Westwood View Post
            Are you for real?

            AGES 1-4?

            I don't think you understand anything you're on about, really.

            There were 4 films of Harry Potter when this was game was released, and the years 1-4 mean films 1-4, which were based around school years.
            Oh my, are you really that incognizant of the world around you? Here is a link from a sock puppet of Lego. This is the title:
            LEGO Harry Potter spans every age range, better than expected

            It seems to me that ages 1 to 4 is part of every age range. Is math and logic different in your part of the world?

            LEGO Harry Potter spans every age range, better than expected
            http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2010/06/lego-harry-potter-spans-every-age-range-better-than-expected.ars
            LEGO Harry Potter offers some familiar gameplay, but also stretches the …
            YiJC, BS

            II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78553
                #64
                Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                Originally posted by Kenny_ View Post
                Have you read any books other then the bible?
                There aren't any other books worth reading.

                Why are you here derailing our Godly threads? Did satan send you?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78553
                    #65
                    Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                    THIS toy is incredibly offensive to Jesus, because it teaches children to refer to their own mother as a "*itch."


                    'Hey crazy b****!' The talking Toys R Us doll that teaches an obscene swearword to your two-year-old

                    Her potty mouth won't sit well with the soccer moms.

                    A talking doll aimed at children as young as two has sparked outrage because it appears to say the phrase 'Hey crazy b****!'.

                    Some parents have called for the You & Me Interactive Triplets, which are sold at Toys R Us stores all over the US, as well as online shops such as Amazon, to be destroyed.

                    The packaging of the dolls, which are recommended for children age two and over, contains no warning about the explicit language.

                    'Oh, absolutely. She's calling them a crazy bitch,' Kathy Wetter told Local 6 News.

                    'It doesn't sound like baby babble to me,' one mother in LA told Fox.

                    The toy store claimed that the doll is just making baby talk but told Local 6 News in Florida it has had a number of complaints.

                    One mother told the station she's concerned her son might imitate the doll.

                    'I don't want him repeating what's on there,' she said. Another furious parent said the dolls should be burnt.

                    The toy giant said it plans to continue selling the doll, but will allow customer who take offence at the toy to return it provided they still have the receipt.

                    Apart from the alleged obscenity, the $39.99 dolls also say 'Mamma', 'Dadda' ,and make other cooing, giggling noises.

                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996
                        #66
                        Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                        I thought it said, "My privates itch." As if preparing little children for their first visit to the STD clinic!

                        Was this doll approved by Jerry Sandusky, or what?

                        BTW, eww.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Princess001
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Nov 2011
                            • 131
                            #67
                            Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                            You can put Barbie dolls in lesbian poses, lying to young girls saying If your pretty you can be a lesbian and pretty, which isn't true.

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                              • Chezund Rice
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Mar 2007
                                • 79
                                #68
                                Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                                Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
                                You can put Barbie dolls in lesbian poses, lying to young girls saying If your pretty you can be a lesbian and pretty, which isn't true.
                                But, a Barbie in a negligee you can hang from the rear view mirror on your truck is a fine present for a godly man.
                                'Just say'in.

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78553
                                    #69
                                    Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                                    Praise Jesus!
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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