Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS MAKE VALENTINE CARDS FOR THEIR CLASSROOMS!!!!
^^^Your father was wise in this respect dear. Can you imagine Joe Rogan sitting at his kitchen table, chewing on his tongue in concentration like Charlie Brown, construction paper and stick glue scattered all over, cutting little hearts with safety scissors? No, because he's not gay. Nothing about him is gay. They say he's the Gwyneth Platrow of men, but they're jealous. She smokes out her naughty bits like some French salmon appetizer. Rogan's manly parts are just as the Good Lord made them, and even filter out stupidity and girlishness.
^^^Your father was wise in this respect dear. Can you imagine Joe Rogan sitting at his kitchen table, chewing on his tongue in concentration like Charlie Brown, construction paper and stick glue scattered all over, cutting little hearts with safety scissors? No, because he's not gay. Nothing about him is gay. They say he's the Gwyneth Platrow of men, but they're jealous. She smokes out her naughty bits like some French salmon appetizer. Rogan's manly parts are just as the Good Lord made them, and even filter out stupidity and girlishness.

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