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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #16
    Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS MAKE VALENTINE CARDS FOR THEIR CLASSROOMS!!!!

    ^^^Your father was wise in this respect dear. Can you imagine Joe Rogan sitting at his kitchen table, chewing on his tongue in concentration like Charlie Brown, construction paper and stick glue scattered all over, cutting little hearts with safety scissors? No, because he's not gay. Nothing about him is gay. They say he's the Gwyneth Platrow of men, but they're jealous. She smokes out her naughty bits like some French salmon appetizer. Rogan's manly parts are just as the Good Lord made them, and even filter out stupidity and girlishness.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12418

      #17
      Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS MAKE VALENTINE CARDS FOR THEIR CLASSROOMS!!!!

      In the Freehold Public Schools we go through this every February. Kids and their parents think is it so cute to make Valentine cards. The teachers don't want to upset the families so they leave it to the principals to lay down the no-Valentine law.

      But the principals don't want to say no either. So, it is left to the Mayor to go to each classroom and explain the sin of sex and why Valentines lead children to it. There are fallen faces when I leave.

      The war against sin is not easy. We all need to do our part.

      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • Dennis Lukes
        Innkeeper for Christ
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2018
        • 2379

        #18
        Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS MAKE VALENTINE CARDS FOR THEIR CLASSROOMS!!!!

        Valenstein's Day was invented by the Jews to make money. No one who fears God has anything to do with it.
        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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        • MitzaLizalor
          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 14206

          #19
          Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS MAKE VALENTINE CARDS FOR THEIR CLASSROOMS!!!!

          I'm feeling sick inside. Idol manufacturers need idol worshippers to sell their stuff too and in the competition between Vatican Stooges and Hindoo Maniacs I think the former is winning. Of course not all hindoos are Hindu; there are Jains and those TM nitwits who do this:



          but if you visit a Hindu home, sure you'll see an idol—maybe even one in each room—whereas in Romish or Orthodox buildings, they're strewn everywhere like prize displays at a hoopla stand. The quality is similar but the prices are very different. And some are solid gold or onyx or silver plated, they cost a fair bit I dare say but are equally magic = 0.

          I will not speculate what happens to those mattresses after the "flying" display but there's plenty of them. Rome on the other hand is very keen to get bums on seats by any method possible.

          As the traditionally most romantic day of the year approaches, many people will be buying red roses and heart-shaped chocolates for their loved one and it’s all thanks to St Valentine . . . “I found a program in England that was welcoming people back to the church and one of the things they were doing was a Valentine’s Mass,” [organiser Trish Jarzynski] said . . . Before he was executed on 14 February 270AD, [St Valentine] healed the blind jailor’s daughter. His final act was to write her a love message signed ‘from your valentine’.
          https://www.catholicvoice.org.au/st-valentines-day-mass/
          I've highlighted two salient points, the welcoming BACK TO the church and the date, 270AD. At that time there was no splinter group setting itself up in Rome as "the one true church" so the multiplicity of orthodox denominations would include Italian Orthodox (which presumably we now call Roman) but the point is to get others "back in" by any expedient.

          Christians would never celebrate such a feast day.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29446

            #20
            Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS MAKE VALENTINE CARDS FOR THEIR CLASSROOMS!!!!

            I have not said much as I do not believe in all the malarkey about attraction. A man selects a woman for her wide hips and full bosom. These are attributes you can see and determine in a split second. Meeting and spending time with a females father is a great indicator of how well she will function as a wife. As a fall back, I have found that wives that fail tend to crawl off like a dying dog, disappearing for ever in a completely natural way.
            That all said, parents need to be involved when a son is selecting a girl to rape. Does her father have the money to pay? Is she a whore? Is she capable of bearing sons? Has anyone in her family committed egregious sins that will cause God to strike any offspring with deformities like assburgers?
            I think schools need to stay out of this and let the Church handle it.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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