[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in!

I will take 27 shirts as I've a lot of sinning in my past to make up for.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in!

I was wondering if there are any shirts for people like me who have never masturbated?

I'm certain that there are shirts for liars.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in!

http://www.cafepress.ca/+not_a_lie_ringer_t,281273115

[humble servant]

Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in!

I was wondering if there are any shirts for people like me who have never masturbated?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in!

Can I get one that says "Current and Future Masturbator?"

Satan will be glad to use you as his masturbation toy for all eternity in hell!

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in!

If you really want to know my penis size just ask your wife, and daughter

You should go back to the playground, there's grown folks talking here..

[St. Anger]

Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in!

Can I get one that says "Current and Future Masturbator?"

[GOD=life]

Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in!

If you really want to know my penis size just ask your wife, and daughter

I do not need to ask my wife or daughter for permission to know the penis size of random strangers on the internet.

Besides, I concern myself only with that which exists, which is God and His eternal love for us.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in!

If you really want to know my penis size just ask your wife, and daughter

Man, you are soooo funny . You must be the life of the party being both pompous and not funny at all. Probably the reason you never get invited.

[TAMSwordofGod]

Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in!

If you really want to know my penis size just ask your wife, and daughter

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in!

Is he speaking English? Or is that ebonics or something?

He is speaking pompous to compensate for his other shortcomings, e.g. a very small penis.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in!

Is he speaking English? Or is that ebonics or something?

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in!

It's not helping ME sleep better and it's not making your posts any easier to read or understand.

[TAMSwordofGod]

Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in!

If that helps you sleep better at night

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in!

Its okay I understand that you can't find anything except a few grammar error's in a quickly typed message to point out as wrong. Due to the fact that message is dead on

My point is not that you are incapable of proper grammar. My point is that you are a know-it-all pompous brat who actually knows nothing. You are pathetic. And you know very well I already pointed out your huge blunders in other messages:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=493585&posted=1#post493585