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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329
    #1

    Nude Hannah Montana Pics! DISGUSTING! DO NOT LOOK!

    I thought we could have some fun with this! I'll bake two dozen Snickerdoodles for the person who posts the most disgusting Sexually Transmitted Disease picture. I figure if even one person refuses to have sex, we have done the Lord's work! HOPEFUL MOTHER GLENDORA

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    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: Disgusting STD Photo Contest!

      I might have to turn off the images in my user options for the next week. That would be prudent in any case. Have you signed up for the pancake breakfast, yet?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • eliot mayfield
          God Squad
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 9324
          #3
          Re: Disgusting STD Photo Contest!

          Here's what happens when you fornicate outside of marriage!
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          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • Hymie Goldberg
              WARNING: Known Christ Killer!
              • May 2008
              • 161
              #4
              Re: Disgusting STD Photo Contest!

              Donovanosis - aka Granuloma Inguinale. Common amongst Indians (dot head flavour not the casino variety), some pacific islanders and aborigines who live in central Australia.

              Oy vey!

              Hymie
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              1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
              2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323
                  #5
                  Re: Disgusting STD Photo Contest!

                  GLENDORA! YOU KNOW BETTER!


                  PUT A WARNING UP FOR THIS THREAD!

                  I heaved my carrot cake!
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
                      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15708
                      #6
                      Re: Disgusting STD Photo Contest!

                      I wish in the name of GOD I had never clicked on this thread.

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                        • Pastor Al E Pistle
                          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9323
                          #7
                          Re: Disgusting STD Photo Contest!

                          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                          I wish in the name of GOD I had never clicked on this thread.

                          I know. I am applying to the Board for special permission to issue an Infraction to Mother Glendora.
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78552
                              #8
                              Re: Disgusting STD Photo Contest!

                              The wages of sin are open, running painful sores.


                              Then Jesus kills you and you spend eternity in a lake of boiling sulfur, which makes your open sores hurt a lot more.

                              Is fornication worth it kids? A moment of satanic bliss is quite expensive.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                • Meek and Humble
                                  Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                  Biblical Black Belt
                                  Jr. Pastor
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Dec 2008
                                  • 6197
                                  #9
                                  Re: Disgusting STD Photo Contest!

                                  OH MY! Pictures of private parts on God's favorite forum?!

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                                    • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                       
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 9323
                                      #10
                                      Re: Nude Hannah Montana Pics! DISGUSTING! DO NOT LOOK!

                                      NOT THAT KIND OF WARNING, GLENDORA!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! YOU AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE!
                                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                                        • Don the Baptist
                                          True Christian™
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Mar 2008
                                          • 480
                                          #11
                                          Re: Disgusting STD Photo Contest!

                                          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                          Here's what happens when you fornicate outside of marriage!
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                                          Holy Crap, that a head of cauliflower on the end of his noodle?? I should never have looked -
                                          Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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                                            • eliot mayfield
                                              God Squad
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 9324
                                              #12
                                              Re: Nude Hannah Montana Pics! DISGUSTING! DO NOT LOOK!

                                              Those snickerdoodles are mine!
                                              Matthew:
                                              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                                • Mistress Cookie
                                                  Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Jul 2008
                                                  • 6790
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Nude Hannah Montana Pics! DISGUSTING! DO NOT LOOK!

                                                  This poor gentleman was peacefully protesting a "gay" "marriage" "ceremony", and when he leaned in to the "groom's" face, merely so the sinner might hear the Word of the Lord better, some AIDS infected spittle flew onto his eye and forehead.

                                                  This picture was taken just 2 minutes later.
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