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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #16
    Re: Valentine's Day: Christian Custom? -- or Pagan Holiday?

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Do the gays get even more aggressive on this, their holy day?

    Yes ma'am they do. Valentine's Day is such a gay holiday that queers are overwhelmed by the impulse to rape and will insinuate themselves into Christian communities where they can persecute the just out of jealousy because God does not love them. Gays are also particularly active on full moons and Halloween, but Valentine's Day most of all. Part of it is the Catholic/Pagan origin of the holiday. Gays also love the solstices and equinoxes, if their gay nature wasn't obvious. Everything pagan is pretty much gay, or perverted in some comparable way.
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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063

      #17
      Re: Valentine's Day: Christian Custom? -- or Pagan Holiday?

      Here is proof that Valantines Day is evil (is may even convince all the gatheists out there).

      Everyone's favourite Nazi mouth piece discussion board "Stormfront" endorses Valentines Day as well as crypto fashist catolick doctrine! I received an unsolicited email thus:



      I stopped reading as soon as I was sick in my mouth; which was immediately.

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      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • IAmFilthy
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Feb 2012
        • 11

        #18
        Re: Valentine's Day: Christian Custom? -- or Pagan Holiday?

        god damn guys. i love valentines day.

        thats when i have amazing ___ in romantic situations.
        Last edited by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson; 02-08-2012, 06:01 AM. Reason: filth removed.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23765

          #19
          Re: Valentine's Day: Christian Custom? -- or Pagan Holiday?

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Dr Laurence Niles
            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
             
            • Jan 2012
            • 9063

            #20
            Originally posted by IAmFilthy View Post
            god damn guys. i love valentines day.

            thats when i have amazing ___ in romantic situations.
            This is a family webcite. Don't you worry that children will see your filthy whorespeak?

            But what can one expect with a user name like that?

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            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78551

              #21
              Re: Valentine's Day: Christian Custom? -- or Pagan Holiday?

              Shout GLORY!!!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Kitchen Keepin
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2012
                • 137

                #22
                Re: Valentine's Day: Christian Custom? -- or Pagan Holiday?

                My husband gave me this card after our formal dinner tonight. I had made chicken soup, cole slaw, pot roast with vegetables, and a pecan pie.



                I hope my dear husband has not done something ungodly? Perhaps one of the pastors should spend some time counseling him.
                Are you Washed in the Blood of the Lamb?

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78551

                  #23
                  Re: Valentine's Day: Christian Custom? -- or Pagan Holiday?

                  Shout GLORY!!!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10049

                    #24
                    Re: Valentine's Day: Christian Custom? -- or Pagan Holiday?

                    Thank you for this much needed dose of truth, Pastor Zeke. I knew Valentine's Day was a Catholic racket, but I had no idea just how profoundly un-Christian it really was.
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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14145

                      #25
                      Re: Valentine's Day: Christian Custom? -- or Pagan Holiday?

                      . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

                      SATAN HAS REALLY SHOT HIMSELF IN THE HEAD WITH THIS ONE!




                      I was reading Galatians this morning where the error of observing "special" days is made quite plain. Yet for so many this pagan festival is something to look forward to! The Bible is clear that the oppisite is true: it is a bondage we have been released from.

                      from GALATIANS
                      3:28
                      There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
                      29 And if ye be Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise.
                      3:1 Now I say, That the heir, as long as he is a child, differeth nothing from a servant, though he be lord of all;
                      2 But is under tutors and governors until the time appointed of the father.
                      3 Even so we, when we were children, were in bondage under the elements of the world..
                      8 Howbeit then, when ye knew not God, ye did service unto them which by nature are no gods.
                      9 But now, after that ye have known God, or rather are known of God, how turn ye again to the weak and beggarly elements, whereunto ye desire again to be in bondage?
                      10 Ye observe days, and months, and times, and years.
                      KJV .. look up


                      Imagine the single employee in a card factory. There she sits punching ornate lacework into cardboard hearts, creating syrupy poems about, lets face it, obsessional sex compulsions. Herself all alone and do we need to imagine her temptation to spit on each one? Of course we don't.
                      Punch, spit, punch, spit, this is exactly the sort of behaviour glorified by Sid Vicious and his nauseating girlf.

                      Free Market Fred would never tolerate such antics and neither should we. Because after work she is more inclined to yet another temptation: seeking a paramour of her own. At any Valentine saturnalia there we may see her. Standing alone with fluttering eyelid, inadequately dressed, seeking whom she may devour and in the relaxed atmosphere many of us will remember from our unsaved days why should she care who it was? Or how many? Pauper or prince it's all the same to her.

                      Satan has outcome in store for anyone following his demands in this. Luxury or squalor are no bulwark here and lust is never an excuse. God is clear. This path leads to HELL. FOREVER.

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                      • Regens Kuechl
                        Unsaved trash, foreign papist
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 76

                        #26
                        Re: Valentine's Day: Christian Custom? -- or Pagan Holiday?

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        WHERE DID St. Valentine's Day come from?
                        Good question.

                        Let me tell you.

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        You might suppose school teachers and educators would know. But do they? How many of you were ever taught the real origin of Valentine's Day? -- were ever told in school WHY you should observe the custom of exchanging valentines?
                        You are right here in indicating that your american schools teach far too less about the vitas of the important Catholic saints.
                        It is sad, but it is never too late to learn.
                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Isn't it time we examined why we encourage our children to celebrate St. Valentine's Day -- when it is never so much as mentioned in the Bible as a practice of the Church?
                        It is also not mentioned in the Bible that you should follow the KJV only, and still your church is very strict to do so.
                        What can that mean?
                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Did you know that centuries before Christ, the pagan Romans celebrated February 15 and the evening of February 14 as an idolatrous and sensuous festival in honor of Lupercus, the "hunter of wolves"?

                        The Romans called the festival the "Lupercalia." The custom of exchanging valentines and all the other traditions in honor of Lupercus -- the deified hero-hunter of Rome -- was also linked anciently with the pagan practice of teen-agers "going steady." It usually led to fornication. Today, the custom of "going steady" is thought very modern. It isn't. It is merely a rebirth of an old custom "handed down from the Roman festival of the Lupercalia, celebrated in the month of February, when names of young women were put into a box and drawn out by men as chance directed." That's the admission of the "Encyclopedia Americana", article, "St. Valentine's Day."
                        That is a false legend, and if you would have diven deeper into Catholic saint-history, you would have found out that the connection came about because traditionally birds are supposed to pair on St. Valentines feast day, februar 14th.
                        Surely you find nothing pagan in birds, since the Holy Spirit came down to Jesus at his baptizing in the form of a dove
                        It is a fact that in Austria the Erzbistum Mainz is in possession of very special holy reliquies : Eggs and Feathers from the Holy Spirit.

                        St.Valentine was a beloved bishop in rome and stands for love, as does in truth the whole body of the Catholic church

                        You must have no fear to choose your Valentine on his appointed feast Day, because the saint will surely bless you for that
                        Ex 20:4-5 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; <--- That includes Mary

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                        • whorishwoman
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Feb 2015
                          • 49

                          #27
                          Re: Valentine's Day: Christian Custom? -- or Pagan Holiday?

                          This is all true, I do find Valentines day to be a day of lust and sexual tension to us the yet to be properly saved
                          The temptation to fornicate on this day is great, which just proves this day is an abomination against Christ.


                          Galatians 5:16 - [This] I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh.

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14145

                            #28
                            Re: Valentine's Day: Christian Custom? -- or Pagan Holiday?

                            Originally posted by Regens Kuechl View Post
                            Eggs and Feathers from the Holy Spirit.
                            Luke 1:35 And the angel answered and said unto her, The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God.

                            In my experience male birds do not lay eggs. Are you suggesting that Mary was a lesbian?

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                            • Jim Farmer
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2014
                              • 2293

                              #29
                              Re: Valentine's Day: Christian Custom? -- or Pagan Holiday?

                              Catholic relics.
                              So I went searching for a picture of the supposed egg and feather from the Holy Ghost relic, but drew a blank. Maybe you have a picture you can show us. In the meantime, I came up with some pretty weird relics:

                              • Apparently there used to be so much of the 'virgin' Mary's breast milk in cathlick churches, John Calvin said about it “Had the virgin been a cow her whole life she could never have produced such a quantity.”
                              • Catherine of Siena's head and thumb:

                              Saint Catherine of Siena once received a vision that Jesus gave her a wedding finger made of his own holy foreskin. She died from a stroke aged 33 in Rome. However, the people of Siena wanted her body back for veneration. Realizing that they couldn’t take the entire body back, they cut off her head and placed it inside a sack.
                              • Jesus' foreskin

                              Also known as the Holy Prepuce, the earliest historical appearance of Jesus’ foreskin came when Charlemagne presented it to Pope Leo II in 800. Interestingly, most of the visions that relate to the Holy Prepuce were from female Saints; St Bridget claimed that she had orgasms when bits of foreskin were dropped on her tongue by an angel.
                              • Various other body parts of their 'saints' - feet, hands, fingers, hearts etc. These cathlick are macabre in the extreme.

                              But this verenation of relics is pagan. The boodists also treasure their relics eg: Booda's tooth and the mooslimb's love Muhamhead's cloak, beard and footprints.
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                              • Regens Kuechl
                                Unsaved trash, foreign papist
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 76

                                #30
                                Re: Valentine's Day: Christian Custom? -- or Pagan Holiday?

                                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                Luke 1:35 And the angel answered and said unto her, The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God.

                                In my experience male birds do not lay eggs. Are you suggesting that Mary was a lesbian?
                                Scholars are recognizing the Holy Spirit as the "female vehicle" for the outpouring of higher teaching and spiritual rebirth.
                                Also the hebrew word for Holy Spirit "ruach" is female.
                                Further I recommend as a Valentines gift the newest book of catholic apologist Scott Hahn : First Comes Love wherein he proposes that the Holy Spirit is to be adressed as female

                                Now "Hahn" is the german word for "rooster".
                                And here you can watch about a rooster that lays eggs in Kannur
                                <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Aj9Owq_W4qU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
                                Now Kannur (kann nur) i german for "can only".

                                All this signs add up to the indication that the Holy Spirit must be a Rooster with a female side that lays eggs

                                That was my theological help for today, but @Jim Farmer I promise that we will debate about your foreskin thoroughly in the near future.

                                Grüss Gott and have a nice (Valentines) day
                                Ex 20:4-5 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; <--- That includes Mary

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