What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day?

[WickedWitch]

I thought we could all share what we're doing to celebrate this once-Pagan holiday. Okay, I'll go first. But I expect to see mushy stories!

I got all dressed up, wearing my nicest cltohes, did my makeup really nice, and went on a nice date, to a lovely restaurant. My date arrived the exact same time as I and, we ate the dinner, and didn't mind that we had nothing to talk about. It was a lovely evening, and as it turns out, my dessert and after-dinner drink were free because the waitress had messed up my order. My date was inteligent, respectful, polite. good-looking, and even though we didn't have a lot to talk about in public, we share our thoughts when we're alone. Have you guessed who my date was? I was my date. BUT, the night's not over yet. I have LOTS of chocoates (and chips), and more alcohol that a sane human would even consider trying to consume in one night, and I have all my favourite chick-flicks lined up for watching: Titanic, Moulin Rouge, etc. I'll just have to be sure to put myself to bed early tonight.... I have a job interview tomorrow afternoon (and I don't even know how to get there!). I think this evening will end with me soaking in lovely bubble bath, the room full of candlelight, and a bottle of my favourite alcohol at my side. I may even invite an incubus to join me for the night. We'll have to see about that, though. I hope everyone else is having fun! Happy Drinking I mean, Happy Valentine's Day!

[Seeker]

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The first thing I said to my husband was happy VD day. We both bought each other Jesus cards from Mardels Christian book store. We threw on T-shirts and jeans and went shopping at his work. It was a good lesson for me because I saw how hard he works to bring home the bacon and for me to fry it up.

We then ate out at a new local Mexican resturant to help the illegals in my state. I say the buck tip was sufficient to send back home to his wife. Don't ya think.

We are going to end the night by watching " A Thief In The Night."

[VictoryOS]

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We then ate out at a new local Mexican resturant to help the illegals in my state. I say the buck tip was sufficient to send back home to his wife. Don't ya think.

Sister Seeker, I LOVE Mexican food! Those Mexicans know how to cook. What did you get there? Enchiladas? Did you have desert? I like those Choco Tacos. Have you ever had those?

[Hitoshi]

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I like those Choco Tacos.

from look of your short man haircut I think you are mean tuna taco.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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from look of your short man haircut I think you are mean tuna taco.

Why you filthy little yellow monkey! I have had it UP TO HERE with your hateful remarks and your rejection of Christ and your constant attempts to fornicate with any female that crosses your path. The ladies of Landover need to be protected from scum like you!

That's IT! You are now banned from this Godly forum!!

[VictoryOS]

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Why you filthy little yellow monkey! I have had it UP TO HERE with your hateful remarks and your rejection of Christ and your constant attempts to fornicate with any female that crosses your path. The ladies of Landover need to be protected from scum like you!

That's IT! You are now banned from this Godly forum!!

That leaves a photoshop hole in my heart, Pastor. He was unsaved nip scum, but he made an excellent pet heathen.

[Wide-Open]

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These are end times indeed.

Oh well, he had it coming I guess. He compared me to a toad.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Why you filthy little yellow monkey! I have had it UP TO HERE with your hateful remarks and your rejection of Christ and your constant attempts to fornicate with any female that crosses your path. The ladies of Landover need to be protected from scum like you!

That's IT! You are now banned from this Godly forum!!

Praise Jesus! The Lord surely guided your index finger as you clicked on the ban button, Pastor. His yellow, slanty soul was NEVER going to be saved, despite what some others around here believed. Now he will have plenty of time to work on his deplorable English and atrocious photoshopping.

[Talitha]

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A fitting end to the V-Season!!

Well done Pastor Ezekiel, he had it coming.

[Seeker]

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Sister Seeker, I LOVE Mexican food! Those Mexicans know how to cook. What did you get there? Enchiladas? Did you have desert? I like those Choco Tacos. Have you ever had those?

Mexican food is the bomb. Yes a cheese Enchilada (love the red sauce) and a Chalupa. Ya know it has the beans(I hope not with lard in them.) and the quac almost like a tostada. And of course the chips and sauce. I am not a desert person at all. One time I did have those Sophilas(sp or something like that) know what I am talking about? I think it is like cinnamon/sugar fried tortillas or something. It was long ago and I don't remember. I have never had a Choco Taco. hmm.

And a pitcher of virgin Margarita's.

It is time to make some homemade quac. I feel the calling.

[Seeker]

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That leaves a photoshop hole in my heart, Pastor. He was unsaved nip scum, but he made an excellent pet heathen.

Agree.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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We went out for sushi and then to a Ladysmith Black Mambazo concert.

[Roberta]

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Sister Seeker, I LOVE Mexican food! Those Mexicans know how to cook. What did you get there? Enchiladas? Did you have desert? I like those Choco Tacos. Have you ever had those?

Don't you realize this is mestizo-indio (wetback) food and that it will surely give you the winds? It's like eating chittlins and hog jowls (which I am sure you would never even think of).

Real Mexicans (the kind that are perfectly happy living and earning there) eat fish, steak, ham and chicken just like white folks everywhere. Be careful what you ingest, Dear Sister.

[Roberta]

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This was supposed to be attached to my previous post.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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We went out for sushi and then to a Ladysmith Black Mambazo concert.

Poisonous chink food followed by nigra lezbean demon music. Wonderful. Did you kill a few babies along the way home, just to cap the night off?