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  • Naomi Ruth Lamb
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2013
    • 999
    #1

    Jesus is my Valentine. Please read this, Lord.

    Oh Jesus, You are my valentine - not in a pagan way, but in a You-like way. I would tingle if You were to visit on this day as You did on Your birthday. I would give You a specially decorated pie! Think of the pleasure it would bring You to have yet another day of praise in person as well as a few hours away from answering prayers about Olympic gold. (Did you really mean for that Russian to win one?)

    I love You, Lord. Be mine.

    PS: I put a box of those little hearts with cute sayings on them on the table. They're just for You.

    Praise You in Your Name, and You bless You.

    NRL
    1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063
      #2
      Re: Jesus is my Valentine. Please read this, Lord.

      Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
      Oh Jesus, You are my valentine - not in a pagan way, but in a You-like way. I would tingle if You were to visit on this day as You did on Your birthday. I would give You a specially decorated pie! Think of the pleasure it would bring You to have yet another day of praise in person as well as a few hours away from answering prayers about Olympic gold. (Did you really mean for that Russian to win one?)

      I love You, Lord. Be mine.

      PS: I put a box of those little hearts with cute sayings on them on the table. They're just for You.

      Praise You in Your Name, and You bless You.

      NRL
      I can imagine nothing more super than to be held in His muscular arms as I sing His praises to Him for ever and ever.

      I honestly cannot wait to die.

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Naomi Ruth Lamb
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2013
          • 999
          #3
          Re: Jesus is my Valentine. Please read this, Lord.

          Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
          I can imagine nothing more super than to be held in His muscular arms as I sing His praises to Him for ever and ever.

          I honestly cannot wait to die.

          YIC
          Brother Niles:

          I know you crave His muscular embrace, as His breath covers you with warmth and glory. But do stop and think of your nephew. How would his young, lithe, and athletic self get by without your watchful eye?

          I suspect the LORD will want you to continue observing little nephew's every movement until the young man can reach adulthood. Your influence in his life is far more important than your desire to sit on Jesus' lap.

          I say these things to you meekly, and not in rebuke.

          NRL
          1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
          Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
          Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
          Locations in 50 States and Canada
          !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
          Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
          Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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            • Esther B.
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2012
              • 575
              #4
              Re: Jesus is my Valentine. Please read this, Lord.

              This is lovely!

              Dr. Niles, I am finding myself agreeing with Naomi. If the LORD were to take you tomorrow, as you no doubt wish He would, what earthly being would protect your youthful nephew from the wiles of Satan? I apologize if it sounds like I am rebuking or criticizing you, but I feel like your nephew would benefit more if you're still alive.
              And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
              Deuteronomy 6.5

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                • Baxter Gladwell III
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2014
                  • 49
                  #5
                  Re: Jesus is my Valentine. Please read this, Lord.

                  Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                  I can imagine nothing more super than to be held in His muscular arms as I sing His praises to Him for ever and ever.
                  Amen to that. It would be easy to fall into a torpor and wallow in SELF-PITY as I spend ANOTHER Valentine's Day ALONE. But instead I will take the opportunity to prepare myself for my future bridegroom, Emmanuel, Jesus Christ, KING of KINGS and LORD of LORDS.

                  Originally posted by THE WORD OF GOD
                  Revelation 19:7-9
                  7 Let us be glad and rejoice, and give honour to him: for the marriage of the Lamb is come, and his wife hath made herself ready.
                  8 And to her was granted that she should be arrayed in fine linen, clean and white: for the fine linen is the righteousness of saints.
                  9 And he saith unto me, Write, Blessed are they which are called unto the marriage supper of the Lamb. And he saith unto me, These are the true sayings of God.

                  Revelation 21:1-2, 9-11
                  21 And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.
                  2 And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.
                  ...

                  9 And there came unto me one of the seven angels which had the seven vials full of the seven last plagues, and talked with me, saying, Come hither, I will shew thee the bride, the Lamb’s wife.
                  10 And he carried me away in the spirit to a great and high mountain, and shewed me that great city, the holy Jerusalem, descending out of heaven from God,
                  11 having the glory of God: and her light was like unto a stone most precious, even like a jasper stone, clear as crystal
                  I intend to be among the most WELL GROOMED and THOROUGHLY MANSCAPED of Gentle Jesus' adoring man-brides come the Glory.
                  LIFE BEGINS AT CONCEPTION (Psalm 139:13-16, Jeremiah 1:5, Job 31:15, Isaiah 49:5)
                  MARRIAGE = 1 MAN + 1 WOMAN (Ephesians 5:22-33)
                  NO FOOD FOR THOSE WHO DON"T WORK (2 Thessalonians 3:10-12)
                  PRACTICING HOMOS AND HOMO-ENABLERS ARE LIVING IN SIN (Romans 1:26-28, 32)
                  BUT JESUS WILL TAKE YOU BACK AND COVER YOU IN HIS BLOOD(1 Corinthians 6:9-11)

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