[Nobar King]

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If you use the dvd player to play the cd, it plays through the surround sound system on the tv.

No, it doesn't. If the music is recorded in stereo it plays in stereo. I don't peg you as a home theatre audiophile. If I'm wrong, let's talk gear.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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So it was a Lesbian Wedding?

No.

[Brother_Percy]

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No meat at all. We decided to make our wedding feast vegetarian.

So it was a Lesbian Wedding?

[Brother_Percy]

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No, I gave the kids who were present at the wedding milk as a beverage.

No doubt your own breast-milk, straight from the source! I know what kind of sickos you Wiccers all are!

But back to the subject in hand. I was talking to my Pastor, and he advised me to visit each prospective Caterer in person, just to be on the safe side. Apparently one of the Newly Weds from our Church booked their caterer over the phone - not realising the Caterers were actually negroids! $2000 for a Wedding buffet, and all that turned up on the night were 12 buckets of fried chicken, and a watermelon! Disgraceful!

[Nobar King]

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People always say that.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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How do you call it a feast when it is all veggies and soy. Ish

No soy - fruits, veggies, nuts, cheeses.
And as I said before, everyone went home satisfied.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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No meat at all. We decided to make our wedding feast vegetarian.

How do you call it a feast when it is all veggies and soy. Ish

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Wow, that sounds really good. But where's the ham? Where's the fried chicken? Where's the beef? Didn't you have any hotdogs or anything?

No meat at all. We decided to make our wedding feast vegetarian.

[VictoryOS]

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Nope:
We had spinach Madeline, an assortment of fresh fruits and vegetables, an assortment of pickled vegetables, cucumber sandwiches, an assortment of cheeses (real cheese - not Velveeta or American slices), spicy boiled shrimp. I cooked the spinach Madeline and the shrimp, my husband made the cucumber sandwiches, and we both washed, cut, and arranged vegetables on trays. We both cubed blocks of cheese into bite-size pieces and arranged them on trays. The pickled vegetables came from the farmer's market.
In addition to that, we had several bottles of wine from a local vineyard, several bottles of champagne, and warm sake. Of course, we also had milk and juice for the kids present.

Wow, that sounds really good. But where's the ham? Where's the fried chicken? Where's the beef? Didn't you have any hotdogs or anything?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Are you sure that you have music in surround sound? I would suspect that it is in stereo, only.

If you use the dvd player to play the cd, it plays through the surround sound system on the tv.

[Nobar King]

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Are you sure that you have music in surround sound? I would suspect that it is in stereo, only.

Sounds like a nice picnic, though.

Now, back to topic.

How should the lucky bride pick a caterer for their wedding celebration? Does Landover have an approved list of caterers for local weddings?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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You don't understand that there are hard working professionals who will do this for you so that you can enjoy your special day. They suffer if you DIY. They need work, too. Are you a professional caterer?

We enjoyed doing it all ourselves. Planning and executing it exactly the way we wanted it was part of the joy of the day.


Did you play all the music and serve all the drinks, too? Must have been a busy day.

We ripped the music we wanted from our cd collection, burned it onto a single disc and had music in surround sound.
Adults served themselves drinks and filled their own plates, parents served their children beverages and helped them with their plates.

[Nobar King]

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You don't understand that there are hard working professionals who will do this for you so that you can enjoy your special day. They suffer if you DIY. They need work, too. Are you a professional caterer? Did you play all the music and serve all the drinks, too? Must have been a busy day.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Cheapskate.

I don't think so. We had the people we love most with us to celebrate our special day, we had a spiritually fulfilling ceremony, and all of our guests went home with full stomachs. You don't need an ice sculpture and a skyscraper cake.
Plus we were able to pay for everything in cash, and still have plenty in the budget to cover all the bills.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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You gave the kids MILK as a present?? You know, in most normal societies, kids are given a toy as a present, not milk.

You never fail to amaze me, Spitface.

No, I gave the kids who were present at the wedding milk as a beverage.