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  • #76
    Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Oh, like we should believe you? You have already admited you are not a real female.

    Since when does having cysts on my ovaries qualify as "not a real female"?
    But I would have you know, that the head of every woman is Christ; and the head of the man is the woman; and the head of Christ is God. - Corinthians 11:3

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    • #77
      Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

      A real woman produces soldiers for God. You have said you have no interest in men (or women, so you claim) and have damaged plumbing.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #78
        Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

        Originally posted by Claire View Post
        Since when does having cysts on my ovaries qualify as "not a real female"?
        God hates cripples. Read THIS and repent!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #79
          Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

          Sex is good, is great. And everyone should do it for pleasure, and for reproduction as well obviously.

          But why not for pleasure? Sex for pleasure is also good.

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          • #80
            Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

            Originally posted by BrotherSoul View Post
            Sex is good, is great. And everyone should do it for pleasure, and for reproduction as well obviously.

            But why not for pleasure? Sex for pleasure is also good.
            Would you join a NASCAR forum never having seen a race, or a skiing forum having never seen snow? Then why come here never having read the Bible?
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • #81
              Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
              Would you join a NASCAR forum never having seen a race, or a skiing forum having never seen snow? Then why come here never having read the Bible?

              The bible is not a proof of God's existence.

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              • #82
                Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                THAT WAS DISGUSTING!!! Never post filthy material on our Godly forum like that again!!


                Now I need to go take a bath!!

                I noticed how I got an "infraction" for that. That is not pornography, it is biology.
                But I would have you know, that the head of every woman is Christ; and the head of the man is the woman; and the head of Christ is God. - Corinthians 11:3

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                • #83
                  Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                  Originally posted by BrotherSoul View Post
                  The bible is not a proof of God's existence.
                  Answer the question!
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • #84
                    Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                    Originally posted by Claire View Post
                    I noticed how I got an "infraction" for that. That is not pornography, it is biology.
                    Yeah, Claire, they are so retarded that they think biology is pornography.

                    eliot, if I do like Nascar, or skiing, why not?

                    My knowledge should not be based only on real life contact.

                    I don't need mechanic to know about cars. I don't need to be a computer engineer to install a program or install new hardware. I don't need to be a cooker to know how to cook.

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                    • #85
                      Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                      Originally posted by BrotherSoul View Post
                      The bible is not a proof of God's existence.
                      Agreed.
                      But I would have you know, that the head of every woman is Christ; and the head of the man is the woman; and the head of Christ is God. - Corinthians 11:3

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                      • #86
                        Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                        Originally posted by Claire View Post
                        Actually, women ovulate PRIOR to menstruating. In fact, if reproduction is your goal, it's when your wife is ovulating that you WANT to have sex. Ovulation is when a woman releases an egg from her ovaries; menstruation occurs about 14 days after ovulation.
                        I didn't say anything about menstruation

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                        • #87
                          Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                          Originally posted by BrotherSoul View Post
                          Yeah, Claire, they are so retarded that they think biology is pornography.

                          eliot, if I do like Nascar, or skiing, why not?

                          My knowledge should not be based only on real life contact.

                          I don't need mechanic to know about cars. I don't need to be a computer engineer to install a program or install new hardware. I don't need to be a cooker to know how to cook.
                          We did not say you need to be a theologian, either. But to engage in any meaningful discussion about cars, computer engineering or gastronomy, you would have to have a basic understanding of those things from having studied them. Otherwise, why should I trust anything you say about it?

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                          • #88
                            Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                            A cooker is British for a stove. In American English a person is a chef, or a cook. So you don't even know English, yet you have had some learning. But you have never read the Bible.
                            Matthew:
                            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                            • #89
                              Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                              I understand people who don't have sex before marriage and so on but why continue not having sex afterwards?

                              Surely the couple have fulfilled their obligation to God and can have sex and reproduce without it being a sin?

                              However, in response to the thread title, all I know is, on my honeymoon, I will do my newly wedded wife until her box caves in.

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                              • #90
                                Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                                Well said, Sir. Well said, indeed.

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