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  • Jimmy C Lombardo
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2009
    • 218
    #1

    5 years ago...

    ....I got myself a new dishwasher.

    she cooks and cleans and she also made me a backup whenever she brakes down an gets uppity. Then I just spank her back in order cus the Bible says I can. Just read Colossians!

    Marriage is a real bargain!

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    • JennyD
      Honorary True Christian™
      Sweet Placid Sister
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2007
      • 9567
      #2
      Re: 5 years ago...

      What is that thing? Miss Piggy's deformed sister?
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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708
          #3
          Re: 5 years ago...

          Oh Blessing of True Love Brother!


          Your lil illegitmate son looks just like you now that you've forced him to stand along side of you!

          LOVE and BLESSINGS!
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            • John Bois Ward
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2009
              • 350
              #4
              Re: 5 years ago...

              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
              What is that thing? Miss Piggy's deformed sister?
              What are you talking about, that's called a Texas prom queen.
              Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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                • Jimmy C Lombardo
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 218
                  #5
                  Re: 5 years ago...

                  That boys my lil Tucker. I dont know where the heck came from. My woman came home with him one night while I wus snoozin in the den.

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                    • Eugene Hackwith
                      Farmer for Christ™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 736
                      #6
                      Re: 5 years ago...

                      Your Mossy Oak camouflage says, "Casually Formal", yet it also says, "we're all going to hunt turkeys right after the reception."

                      I like that.
                      A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                      Psalm 139:19-20
                      Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                      For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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                        • Larry Lee
                          Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                          True Christian™ Theologian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 4464
                          #7
                          Re: 5 years ago...

                          That's a fine looking True Christian(tm) family you have there, Brother Jimmy. And that woman of yours is a keeper for sure. I'd do about anything to sample her chicken-fried squirel.
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                            • Wash O'Hanley
                              Debate Moderator (and participant)
                              Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
                              Louder Than Reason
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2126
                              #8
                              Re: 5 years ago...

                              Nothing classier than a potluck wedding reception.
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                                • Glendora Christianson
                                  Spiritual Mother of LBC
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 2329
                                  #9
                                  Re: 5 years ago...

                                  At first, I was alarmed by the title of this thread. Electric appliances are threatening traditional family values. But then I caught on to your little play on words. Your little dishwasher looks sturdy enough to me. Keep her away from the mall and you two will have many happy years together.

                                  PS What a cute little sin, err son you have . . . I'll be he get his GED before he's 21!
                                  Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                                    • Miss April
                                      Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Apr 2009
                                      • 685
                                      #10
                                      Re: 5 years ago...

                                      That Seems Like Such A Wonderful True Christian Family You have there Brother Jimmy your son is so cute

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                                        • Bethany Covington
                                          Woman, but possibly Saved(R)
                                          Forum Member
                                          • Jun 2009
                                          • 71
                                          #11
                                          Re: 5 years ago...

                                          Originally posted by Jimmy C Lombardo View Post
                                          ....I got myself a new dishwasher.

                                          she cooks and cleans and she also made me a backup whenever she brakes down an gets uppity. Then I just spank her back in order cus the Bible says I can. Just read Colossians!

                                          Marriage is a real bargain!
                                          She is lovely and the child is adorable. Just let me know when you want to take the little woman out for a night at Burger King. I know one of my girls would love to babysit the little angel
                                          Yours in Christ,
                                          Bethany Angelica Covington

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                                            • James Hutchins
                                              True Christian™
                                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                               
                                              • Jun 2009
                                              • 29453
                                              #12
                                              Re: 5 years ago...

                                              Jimmy, One heck of a fine woman and boy you got there. You all must of just met, not a mark on her. That boy, is he good at getting snakes out of their den? He sure looks wiry enough. Does this mean you are putting the addition on the trailer you've been dreaming about?
                                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                • MissEnema
                                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                  • Jun 2009
                                                  • 36
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: 5 years ago...

                                                  Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                                  That's a fine looking True Christian™ family you have there, Brother Jimmy. And that woman of yours is a keeper for sure. I'd do about anything to sample her chicken-fried squirel.
                                                  I bet that's not the only thing you'd like to sample of her

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                                                    • Professor Tyeisha X
                                                      WARNING! Racist communist feminazi bulldyke
                                                      Unsaved trash
                                                      • Jun 2009
                                                      • 293
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: 5 years ago...

                                                      Mr. Lombardo, I do believe I saw you and your haggard wife recently on an episode of Jerry Springer entitled: "Trailer Trash Threesome Trouble". You truly are the epitome of the backwards, uncivilized, inbred White Christian family.

                                                      Hopefully, the enlightened will view this picture and realize the African-American Lesbian family is the wave of the future, and will support our efforts in not only legalizing gay marriage, but eventual tax-dollar-funded artificial inseminations of lesbian couples. We will fight until the bitter end for our rights!

                                                      Fight the Power! LESBIAN PRIDE WORLD WIDE! (take THAT, stormfront.org!)
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                                                        • MissEnema
                                                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                          • Jun 2009
                                                          • 36
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: 5 years ago...

                                                          Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                                                          Mr. Lombardo, I do believe I saw you and your haggard wife recently on an episode of Jerry Springer entitled: "Trailer Trash Threesome Trouble". You truly are the epitome of the backwards, uncivilized, inbred White Christian family.

                                                          Hopefully, the enlightened will view this picture and realize the African-American Lesbian family is the wave of the future, and will support our efforts in not only legalizing gay marriage, but eventual tax-dollar-funded artificial inseminations of lesbian couples. We will fight until the bitter end for our rights!

                                                          Fight the Power! LESBIAN PRIDE WORLD WIDE! (take THAT, stormfront.org!)
                                                          Yeay! You go girl!!

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