Congratulations, Don and Vicky!!! The Good Lord hath blessed each other with happiness eternal.

Now, let's talk about this Bachelor Party! I've organized several parties for my friends before they got married. I'll make sure to bring a dozen bottles of Crown Royal Coca-Cola. My good friend and fellow televangelist Rev. Jake Delmachiavelli can probably truck in his converted bus RV. It's got 3 plasma TVs, a hot tub, and a waterbed.

Since it would be sinful for us to partake in extreme revelry, and Paul lets us know we will be damned to hell for it, I'll make sure to balance our partying with witnessing for Christ. I can arrange for several unsaved young women age 18-24 to fly in from other countries so that we can witness to them and save their souls from Aeternal Damnation.

Meet Natalya. She's from St Petersburg, Russia. She's 5'9, 120 lbs, age 24. She was raised Russian Orthodox but is now an agnostic.





Here we have Veronika, who hails from Budapest, Hungary. 5'7, 115 lbs, age 21. Her parents were atheist Communists so she was never brought up in a True Christian™ household.




Finally, we have Esmeralda from Recife, Brazil. 5'7, 135 lbs, age 19. She is a Roman Catholic.



We can save these women! I am sure we can take the time out of the bachelor party to personally witness to these girls one-on-one so they may receive the Good News that Jesus Christ has risen! I am looking forward to this wedding and especially, the bachelor party, and I can't wait to see my fellow Brothers in Christ in Freehold this July!

God Bless,
Rev. Jim