[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Officer Richards Bachelor Party

That all said, I like my messican gardener. One dollar a day or I call 'Immgraccion!' 12+ hours of labor a day with nary a complaint. I rarely hit him unless I am in a foul mood and cannot find my wife or kids.

You might also look into getting a Mexican maid. Some of them are pretty good-looking, and you can always get her deported if she threatens to testify in court.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford