Finally Married

[javiera.gajardo]

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Whenever I don't do something up to his expectations, he punishes me. One time, I didn't clean the bathroom before he returned home from work (he likes to come to a 100% clean home), so he exposed my butt and whipped me with his belt.

I know that he is only doing this for my own benefit. Hopefully, I will soon become an excellent housewife. I pray every night that the Lord will work through me to please my husband, showing him that I am a True Christian™ wife.

A pathetic woman with no self steem who let her husband abuse of her if she doesn't do what he wants. Do you know your husband is commiting a crime spanking you? A real man doesn't touch her wife or any woman in that way, I hope police come to your house and put that monster in jail, where he belongs to, and about you, you're not a woman, you're this

[WWJDnow]

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In this instance, however, the correct interpretation of the word "Gay" would mean "jolly" or "cheerful".

The damned homosexuals pervert everything. They aren't satisfied with ruining the marriages of honest, God-fearing folk. No, they have to destroy the English language, too. What could possibly be jolly or cheerful about thumbing your nose at God by having sex for pleasure instead of for reproduction? At least, when the homos co-opted the word "queer," it fit.

[Alexandria Puckett]

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Uh, Pastor Zeke, that article tells women to be a little gay. We don't endorse that, do we? Outside that, it seems like sound advice, though I notice it doesn't mention Jesus even once.

I think that's referring to the old slang the word "Gay" was originally used for. As a professional publication, I'm sure they would use a more clear word if they were saying a woman should be homosexual, such as queer or another word (though another word seems to be escaping me, and i think queer back then just meant "Odd"). In this instance, however, the correct interpretation of the word "Gay" would mean "jolly" or "cheerful".
It's all a matter of knowing your English! Though don't take this the wrong way, because we all know the best language is that of the KJV Bible. I just simply retain silly things like that. Hope I was helpful, Brother!
YIC!
Dria <3

[Ringsworth Spanker]

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You are truly blessed by the Lord to have found a man with such tolerance and patience. You should get on your knees before Him every day in gratitude.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Uh, Pastor Zeke, that article tells women to be a little gay. We don't endorse that, do we? Outside that, it seems like sound advice, though I notice it doesn't mention Jesus even once.

I see it as the parable of the foolish virgins, Matthew 25:1-13; a helpful message to women. Think about it, what would you rather be - alone in a room with foolish virgins or in a one with wise ones?

[WWJDnow]

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You can start by studying this article. It's from the mainstream liberal media, but is surprisingly accurate.

Uh, Pastor Zeke, that article tells women to be a little gay. We don't endorse that, do we? Outside that, it seems like sound advice, though I notice it doesn't mention Jesus even once.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You know that's from the 50's right? Do you have anything more up to date?

1955 was the peak of True Christan(tm) morality in America. Women and nigras knew their place back then. So this article is perfect.

[Didymus Much]

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You know that's from the 50's right? Do you have anything more up to date?

See any expiry date on there? I suppose you're one of those who disregards the Bible just because it's old, too.

[Spike the Scottish Poof]

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You know that's from the 50's right? Do you have anything more up to date?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You can start by studying this article. It's from the mainstream liberal media, but is surprisingly accurate.

[EmmaLee]

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Does your Husband share the hot pie you provide him with to visitors? Do you serve it with whipped Cream or ala mode?

Yes he does and I serve the pie ala mode.

[James Hutchins]

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Does your Husband share the hot pie you provide him with to visitors? Do you serve it with whipped Cream or ala mode?

[EmmaLee]

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What does he discipline you for doing? This would be useful instruction for the vibrant, clean limbed and firm thighed young men out there who may be weary of how to discipline their wives.

What sins did you commit and how did he rebuke you?

Of course, if you have any video footage you need only to upload for all to see.

YIC

Whenever I don't do something up to his expectations, he punishes me. One time, I didn't clean the bathroom before he returned home from work (he likes to come to a 100% clean home), so he exposed my butt and whipped me with his belt.

I know that he is only doing this for my own benefit. Hopefully, I will soon become an excellent housewife. I pray every night that the Lord will work through me to please my husband, showing him that I am a True Christian™ wife.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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This summer, I was fortunate enough to find a husband. How I met him? Long story short, I converted my parents to the Lord and they arranged a marriage for me from a fellow Baptist family. I quit my job to be the homemaker and I have begun to master the art of making sammiches!

I love my husband. He is a devout Baptist and disciplines me when I need it. I thank the Lord everyday for him.

What does he discipline you for doing? This would be useful instruction for the vibrant, clean limbed and firm thighed young men out there who may be weary of how to discipline their wives.

What sins did you commit and how did he rebuke you?

Of course, if you have any video footage you need only to upload for all to see.

YIC

[EmmaLee]

This summer, I was fortunate enough to find a husband. How I met him? Long story short, I converted my parents to the Lord and they arranged a marriage for me from a fellow Baptist family. I quit my job to be the homemaker and I have begun to master the art of making sammiches!

I love my husband. He is a devout Baptist and disciplines me when I need it. I thank the Lord everyday for him.