POLL: How Will GOD Respond to Ellen's Wedding?

[Glendora Christianson]

For those of you who do live under a rock, that famous Hellywood Thespian, Ellen is planning to marry a woman named Portia Di Rossi. I know the marriage has been covered in other forums, but I feel we might want to try and predict how Jesus will respond to Ellen's wedding, so a Poll is in order...

PS for those of you who have the Godly privilege of adding options to this poll, feel free to do so.

[JennyD]

Re: POLL: How Will GOD Respond to Ellen's Wedding?

For those of you who do live under a rock, that famous Hellywood Thespian, Ellen is planning to marry a woman named Portia Di Rossi. I know the marriage has been covered in other forums, but I feel we might want to try and predict how Jesus will respond to Ellen's wedding, so a Poll is in order...

PS for those of you who have the Godly privilege of adding options to this poll, feel free to do so.

Mother Glynndie, there's no "All of the Above" option!

[Marshall]

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I guess the half dozen folks in Commiefornia that believe in Jesus need to MOVE.
Because the Lord is winding up a giant spring under that Godless state and when it lets loose it will be the largest event in our history. Even larger than when God smote New Orleans to put the uppity population back in their place.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'll tell you what I'd LIKE to see: Governator Arnold Schwartenegger suit up once more and go Terminator on all the wedding guests.

But I voted that Californicatia will slide into the ocean. I have no doubt about it, because I've personally been praying for Jesus to smite them in just that way for years now! Glory!!

[Brother DT]

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Hey, there is no all of the above option

[Justina Thyme]

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I voted for Ah-nold to become a transvestite because the way I see it, he's about two minutes away from a rubber dress right now.

[SUV]

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I selected the "Richard Simmons will come out of the closet" option. Actually, I though he came out a long time ago and we True Christians were beating our brains out with trying to figure out how to shove him back in! JESUS!



Perhaps Ellen will have him to be the flower girl?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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I'm not going to try to predict what God will do, because He likes to surprise us, which is easy for Him because He knows our thoughts and knows what we all think He'll do.

I added an option for "God will cause something bad to happen somewhere, sometime after Ellen's wedding, and we Christians will be able to point at it and say 'Look what you homos made God do!'"

[Sister Noddy]

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I voted for God to send locusts to wipe out Fresno! That way my son and I won't have to put our Nob Hill house in Sin Fran up for sale!

[Talitha]

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"God will cause something bad to happen somewhere, sometime after Ellen's wedding, and we Christians will be able to point at it and say 'Look what you homos made God do!'"

I LOVE surprises. Especially the big ol' surprises God comes up with when he gets mad.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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I LOVE surprises. Especially the big ol' surprises God comes up with when he gets mad.

Me too, sister. That's why I'm trying real hard not to think about the one I hope it will be.

[Nobar King]

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I had trouble finding the right answer because I think that all of those options have already happened. Won't God pick something new this time?

[Glendora Christianson]

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I had trouble finding the right answer because I think that all of those options have already happened. Won't God pick something new this time?

I think you may right, Brother Nobar. I have added an option "God will come up with something new and horrible beyond belief".

[Nobar King]

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I think you may right, Brother Nobar. I have added an option "God will come up with something new and horrible beyond belief".

Thank your for honoring my comment like that. However, I am having trouble visualizing a fate that is so horrible that I would be unable to believe it. In fact, is it even possible?

[Glendora Christianson]

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Thank your for honoring my comment like that. However, I am having trouble visualizing a fate that is so horrible that I would be unable to believe it. In fact, is it even possible?

President Hillary Clinton?