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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #1

    Always the Bridesmaid and Never the Bride

    I just Lve Wedding season! I'm often asked to be a bridesmaid and I usually LOVE the dresses. Here is one of my all time favorites! I felt just like Cinderella!

    I've also included my favorite of Sister Sue's . Doesn't she look so GODLY and so patriotic!

    GLORY!!

    Ladies feel free to post your favorite Bridesmaid pic here and gents if you have a Tux pic you are particularly proud of, post em here!
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  • Sister Noddy
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2007
    • 1843

    #2
    Re: Always the Bridesmaid and Never the Bride

    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post

    I just Lve Wedding season! I'm often asked to be a bridesmaid and I usually LOVE the dresses. Here is one of my all time favorites! I felt just like Cinderella!

    I've also included my favorite of Sister Sue's . Doesn't she look so GODLY and so patriotic!

    GLORY!!
    Oh my goodness, Sister Thumper! What lovely dresses! That pink one is so elegant, I must say! But of course the flag dress is patriotic, which is appropriate for the election year! Don't we just love a True Christian™ wedding, sisters? Praise!
    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #3
      Re: Always the Bridesmaid and Never the Bride



      Whee-HAW! If I don't get a Man with this little Baby, Sister Thumper, well I-don't-know-what!

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708

        #4
        Re: Always the Bridesmaid and Never the Bride

        This isn't from a wedding, it's from our 4th of July BBQ last year aren't we adorable!
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        • Old Iron Crotch
          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
          • May 2007
          • 3056

          #5
          Re: Always the Bridesmaid and Never the Bride

          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
          This isn't from a wedding, it's from our 4th of July BBQ last year aren't we adorable!

          Careful with the grill - that fabric looks like either nylon or pleather - neither should be too close to an open flame.
          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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          • Sister Noddy
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2007
            • 1843

            #6
            Re: Always the Bridesmaid and Never the Bride

            Originally posted by Maggoty Old Crone View Post

            Careful with the grill - that fabric looks like either nylon or pleather - neither should be too close to an open flame.
            You always want to put a damper on things, don't you, dances?
            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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            • Old Iron Crotch
              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
              • May 2007
              • 3056

              #7
              Re: Always the Bridesmaid and Never the Bride

              Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
              You always want to put a damper on things, don't you, dances?

              Safety first.
              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: Always the Bridesmaid and Never the Bride

                Originally posted by Maggoty Old Crone View Post
                Safety first.
                I'm pretty sure I could find an exception to that gross generalization, but I'm too bored to search thru your old posts.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027

                  #9
                  Re: Always the Bridesmaid and Never the Bride

                  MOC doesn't have to worry about catching on fire - not enough oxygen circulating to feed the flames.

                  Guess Satan'll have to try something new when she gets down there

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                  • Talitha
                    Deaconess
                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2026
                    • 15118

                    #10
                    Re: Always the Bridesmaid and Never the Bride

                    I always insist on wearing Red when I'm being Bridesmaid.


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                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • Old Iron Crotch
                      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                      • May 2007
                      • 3056

                      #11
                      Re: Always the Bridesmaid and Never the Bride

                      just curious - why would you bring a gun to a wedding?
                      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027

                        #12
                        Re: Always the Bridesmaid and Never the Bride

                        And that black to accent the White looks Divine, Sister Tali!

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                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15708

                          #13
                          Re: Always the Bridesmaid and Never the Bride

                          I was just going through my old photo's album and came across this beauty.

                          Remember this from the Sadie Hawkin's day in 2006. Good times, good times.
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                          • Talitha
                            Deaconess
                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2026
                            • 15118

                            #14
                            Re: Always the Bridesmaid and Never the Bride

                            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                            I was just going through my old photo's album and came across this beauty.

                            Remember this from the Sadie Hawkin's day in 2006. Good times, good times.
                            How could I ever forget that one Sister Thumper.
                            Doesn't Pastor Pistle look handsome?

                            Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                            just curious - why would you bring a gun to a wedding?
                            Force of habit I guess. Does my Thigh Holster show?

                            You shouldn't be looking you LESBO!!!!

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                            • SUV
                              True Christian™ Princess
                              The Driving Force behind RA12
                              Have at it, anytime!
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 11027

                              #15
                              Re: Always the Bridesmaid and Never the Bride



                              Darn it, I could never get him to wear that jacket; said it clashed with his What Would Jesus Do? thong

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