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  • Aaron Cyril
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    Yes you sure are a pretty girl.

    But more important is : can you make some good pie ?
    That would be very important.
    Also, are you able to make many children ?
    And last but not least : are you a worthy christian ?

    Numbers 36:6

    This is the thing which the LORD doth command concerning the daughters of Zelophehad, saying, Let them marry to whom they think best; only to the family of the tribe of their father shall they marry.
    Last edited by Aaron Cyril; 06-19-2010, 11:34 AM. Reason: Clicked the cursed "post" button to early again

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  • Younghotgirl
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    I will be out of my parent's arms soon and seeking a True Christian man. Yes, Jesus is my dream cupcake but I know that he has other plans.

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  • Sister Charli
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    I feel that my childbearing years are coming to an end and I despair that the Lord has chosen not to send me a verile fertile Godly husband.
    Psalm 127:3-4 (King James Version)


    3Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward.
    4As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth.

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  • Warner S. Davidson
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    How very tragic...Another victim of Halal meat products.Damn those towel heads

    You are a brave lass WS

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  • Phebe Carlyle
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    Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post
    Thank you for sharing Winter Snowthat and condolances to you.

    Was your late husband a marine or a feared Christian mercenary fighting for Christ amongst the savages in Africa or such
    Well, none of the above really.

    Although, he was a GOOD God fearing man, and died doing The Lord's work.

    He was out witnessing as per usual on a Friday night. He had positioned himself near a new falafel & kebab stand outside one of the MANY homer nightclubs in a certain area of Sydney. He wanted to reach out to and touch as many homers as he could, always wanting them to come with him to The Lord and many DID!

    This night was different though. The falafel stand owner was not only a homer, but was also a mooslim! It pains me to elaborate in any great detail, but there was a Koran vs KJV1611 "verse off", my husband of course WON - PRAISE JESUS! but it sadly ended with a halal meat spike being driven though my husband's chest.

    With God's grace and guidance, we are just grateful and praising Jesus that he wasn't beheaded.

    YIC,

    WS

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  • Warner S. Davidson
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    Originally posted by wintersnow View Post
    No Mr Davidson, it is not impolite to ask at all.

    I am a widow. My husband, was killed in conflict many years ago and I have never remarried. My mind since that time, has been set to fulfill The Word of The Lord, baking the tastiest pies in town (both sweet and savory), and counseling of wayward teen girls.

    I hope that clarifies for you.

    YIC,

    WS
    Thank you for sharing Winter Snowthat and condolances to you.

    Was your late husband a marine or a feared Christian mercenary fighting for Christ amongst the savages in Africa or such

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  • Phebe Carlyle
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    Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post
    What is your marital status Wintersnow.........I do hope that it is not impolite to ask
    No Mr Davidson, it is not impolite to ask at all.

    I am a widow. My husband, was killed in conflict many years ago and I have never remarried. My mind since that time, has been set to fulfill The Word of The Lord, baking the tastiest pies in town (both sweet and savory), and counseling of wayward teen girls.

    I hope that clarifies for you.

    YIC,

    WS

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  • Warner S. Davidson
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    Originally posted by wintersnow View Post
    Brother Wilfred Ernest,

    She is certainly fortunate and clearly Blessed by God to have a good man such as yourself as her husband. You sound so kind.
    What is your marital status Wintersnow.........I do hope that it is not impolite to ask

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  • Phebe Carlyle
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    Originally posted by Brother Wilfred Ernest View Post
    I married my dream woman, my beautiful wife 22 years years ago. She is an asset to this household and she serves her lord, and her husband faithfully. When I use the restroom for stinkies, she is there to wipe me. When I come home from work she has a delicious meal waiting for me. Once in a great while she will screw up and I will have the throw the slop on the wall and tell her she is worthless, but it all straightens out in the end.
    Brother Wilfred Ernest,

    She is certainly fortunate and clearly Blessed by God to have a good man such as yourself as her husband. You sound so kind.

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  • Brother Wilfred Ernest
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    I married my dream woman, my beautiful wife 22 years years ago. She is an asset to this household and she serves her lord, and her husband faithfully. When I use the restroom for stinkies, she is there to wipe me. When I come home from work she has a delicious meal waiting for me. Once in a great while she will screw up and I will have the throw the slop on the wall and tell her she is worthless, but it all straightens out in the end.

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  • Tara2010
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    Originally posted by LydiaJohnson View Post
    Of course not!

    I just meant that I'm much too old to reamarry (I'm 32 ) and that any good, TrueChristian man would be able to do much better. I've decided that I want to concentrate all my efforts on my children so they may be someone's ideal husband/wife in a few years.
    You are not to old at all. There are good men who have lost their wife tragically shall find you. As you take care of those little ones and raise them up right and do the best you can you will be taken care of. Have faith.

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  • BelieverInGod
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    Originally posted by LydiaJohnson View Post
    Of course not!

    I just meant that I'm much too old to reamarry (I'm 32 ) and that any good, TrueChristian man would be able to do much better. I've decided that I want to concentrate all my efforts on my children so they may be someone's ideal husband/wife in a few years.
    Actually Paul says that you have 28 more good years in you.
    1 Timothy 5:9-14
    Let not a widow be taken into the number under threescore years old, having been the wife of one man. Well reported of for good works; if she have brought up children, if she have lodged strangers, if she have washed the saints' feet, if she have relieved the afflicted, if she have diligently followed every good work. But the younger widows refuse: for when they have begun to wax wanton against Christ, they will marry; Having damnation, because they have cast off their first faith. And withal they learn to be idle, wandering about from house to house; and not only idle, but tattlers also and busybodies, speaking things which they ought not. I will therefore that the younger women marry, bear children, guide the house, give none occasion to the adversary to speak reproachfully.

    After all, I was 35 when I first married. I had practically given up and declared myself an old maid and spinster aunt to my nieces and nephews.

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  • LydiaJohnson
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    Please don't tell me that you've turned queer.
    Of course not!

    I just meant that I'm much too old to reamarry (I'm 32 ) and that any good, TrueChristian man would be able to do much better. I've decided that I want to concentrate all my efforts on my children so they may be someone's ideal husband/wife in a few years.

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  • James Hutchins
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    I cannot believe none of the ladies mentioned .... Jesus. Unavailable, I know but still dreamy. If I were a

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by LydiaJohnson View Post
    My husband was unsaved scum. He was a sunful alchoholic who died facedown in his own vomit, leaving me to teach our children the ways of The Lord.

    I intend to spend the rest of my life raising Godly, virtuous children and I will NEVER become involved with a man again.
    Please don't tell me that you've turned queer.

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