[Sionisx2]

Re: "First Night" Advice* *Adults Only!

Well... on my wedding night... what's the delicate way to put this... we didn't sleep, for the next three days.

[Wide-Open]

Re: "First Night" Advice* *Adults Only!

Well... on my wedding night... what's the delicate way to put this... we didn't sleep, for the next three days.

Praying for three days in the face of all that disgraceful exchange of bodily fluids, I like it! Well done sir!

[Sionisx2]

Re: "First Night" Advice* *Adults Only!

Yes, she wanted to pray for 4 but I was comfortable with 3. I figured 3 hours worth of sex warranted for 3 days of praying time.

[SUV]

Re: "First Night" Advice* *Adults Only!

Yes, she wanted to pray for 4 but I was comfortable with 3. I figured 3 hours worth of sex warranted for 3 days of praying time.

Why do the un$avED always have to twist beautiful things around to make them all so unHoly?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: "First Night" Advice* *Adults Only!

the egg is discharged at the start of her period...

Is it true that that's what you vegans eat instead of having a nice normal fried egg with your bacon in the morning like decent people do? You disgust and terrify me in equal measure.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: "First Night" Advice* *Adults Only!

Is it true that that's what you vegans eat instead of having a nice normal fried egg with your bacon in the morning like decent people do? You disgust and terrify me in equal measure.

1- I'm not vergan.
2 - Vegans don't eat eggs of any kind, including human eggs. And of course they don't eat bacon.
3 - If a person did wish to eat human eggs, it would take a lot of them to make a meal, since they are only about a millimeter in diameter. And since a woman generally only ovulates one egg at a time, it seems to me that collecting enough human ova to make a meal would be exremely labor-intensive. If you want lots of tiny eggs for breakfast, have caviar.
3 - You disgust me, but you don't frighten me.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: "First Night" Advice* *Adults Only!

1- I'm not vergan.
2 - Vegans don't eat eggs of any kind, including human eggs. And of course they don't eat bacon.
3 - If a person did wish to eat human eggs, it would take a lot of them to make a meal, since they are only about a millimeter in diameter. And since a woman generally only ovulates one egg at a time, it seems to me that collecting enough human ova to make a meal would be exremely labor-intensive. If you want lots of tiny eggs for breakfast, have caviar.
3 - You disgust me, but you don't frighten me.

4 - All those periods you've been eating have obviously robbed you of your ability to count.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: "First Night" Advice* *Adults Only!

4 - All those periods you've been eating have obviously robbed you of your ability to count.

I added another item and forgot to re-number, and you lot have disabled my ability to edit, so I couldn't fix it.
That doesn't change the truth of the information I posted.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: "First Night" Advice* *Adults Only!

I added another item and forgot to re-number, and you lot have disabled my ability to edit...

Who disabled your ability to think? You seem even duller than most females, so I suppose God must have cursed you with spasticism as punishment for the sin of witchcraft.

[SUV]

Re: "First Night" Advice* *Adults Only!

1- I'm not vergan.

Well, I hardly think anyone is after having heard her "sing"



I am so revulsed at the rest of what this one who lifts her leg to pee all over our Godly board has stated that I will not even re-print it to respond to it. I nearly hurled Right into my platter of bacon & eggs & biskits Southern style (with the chunky gray Gravy)

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: "First Night" Advice* *Adults Only!

Well, I hardly think anyone is after having heard her "sing"



I am so revulsed at the rest of what this one who lifts her leg to pee all over our Godly board has stated that I will not even re-print it to respond to it. I nearly hurled Right into my platter of bacon & eggs & biskits Southern style (with the chunky gray Gravy)

I meant to type "vegan."

Fergie isn't my style either.

Since your board only exists in cyberspace, and my bladder only exists in physical space, it's impossible for me to physically pee on your board.

Guess your gravy was even chunkier after you puked, eh?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: "First Night" Advice* *Adults Only!

It's impossible for me to physically pee on your board.

That sounds like the voice of experience speaking. How long did you spend trying?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: "First Night" Advice* *Adults Only!

That sounds like the voice of experience speaking. How long did you spend trying?

I haven't spent any time trying - I prefer to pee in toilets.

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: "First Night" Advice* *Adults Only!

If I know anything about sex, it's that it should be awkward, emotionless, and joyless for both man and woman. I liken sex to a fire extinguisher...the glass should be broken and the extinguisher used only when it's time to procreate. For example, when you need another son to help you in the fields.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: "First Night" Advice* *Adults Only!

If I know anything about sex, it's that it should be awkward, emotionless, and joyless for both man and woman. I liken sex to a fire extinguisher...the glass should be broken and the extinguisher used only when it's time to procreate. For example, when you need another son to help you in the fields.

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