[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Because of course, that's unholy, disgusting. But the murders of millions of innocent youth is completely fine. Yes they were strange and the strange must be murdered it is holy. well sorry Darlings
You've all been welcomed into my dark kingdom, and I'm not letting go.
-Luce

Oh my, I'll pray for you. Murder is not condoned in the Bible, but Biblical justice is. God is merciful, but He is also just as stated in Job 36:6. Everything is placed in accordance with His will, and a stupid, lowly woman, who am I to question it?

[FatAssFollower]

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Personally, I would stick her under a sheet. Now, a nice sheet, perhaps 2000 or so thread count, but a sheet none the less. Cut out a hole for the head, stick her in and pop a veil on that masterpiece, and you've got yourself a fine, humble wedding dress. I'd also suggest sticking her in a white-sleeved shirt underneath the sheet, and cutting out arm holes.

I once knew a bride who was going this route, and she didn't cut out arm holes. The sheet was too long, and as she stepped down from the altar she tripped and knocked out a few teeth, among other things. Also, she ended up falling in such a manner that the guests in the front row ended up tumbling like dominoes. The total injury count was three broken fingers and toes, and $72.36 worth of lost purses.

[Didymus Much]

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...Someone made a deal for you darling, one of your loevly friends in fact, their soul for your death
...

Hi, kid. The game here is "Scripture or it didn't happen". Steep learning curve to avoid looking the ignorant n00b you are right now, but pwnage is in your grasp:

[Des]

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[QUOTE=V^^^VLuciferV^^^V;1181391]

Angelique, will you repent, and have you had sex before marriage? Because if you haven't had sex and will accept Jesus, you may someday have the honor of wearing a dress like that.[/QUOTE Because of course, that's unholy, disgusting. But the murders of millions of innocent youth is completely fine. Yes they were strange and the strange must be murdered it is holy. well sorry Darlings
You've all been welcomed into my dark kingdom, and I'm not letting go.
-Luce

Who would ever have guessed that Satan was an acne-riddled 16 year old troll? Not me!

[V^^^VLuciferV^^^V]

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Angelique, will you repent, and have you had sex before marriage? Because if you haven't had sex and will accept Jesus, you may someday have the honor of wearing a dress like that.

Because of course, that's unholy, disgusting. But the murders of millions of innocent youth is completely fine. Yes they were strange and the strange must be murdered it is holy. well sorry Darlings
You've all been welcomed into my dark kingdom, and I'm not letting go.
-Luce

[V^^^VLuciferV^^^V]

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Maybe she is deformed, and very short.

And you too have been chosen to join me in my kingdom. Someone made a deal for you darling, one of your loevly friends in fact, their soul for your death
I would start writing that will about now
-Lucifer

[JoannaTheFaithful]

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This is a niece of mine, Charlotte, whom was recently married. Although I did not approve of the earrings she wore, this dress she had is quite modest. I do wish, however, that the sleeves had been lined fully and been full length. She did have a veil as well, but it is not pictured here. What do you ladies think?

[Witch Hammer]

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I wore a strapless gown. My mother in law helped me pick it out. It was tasteful.

Have you started a thread in the introduction forum yet, witch?

[Amberd7521]

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I wore a strapless gown. My mother in law helped me pick it out. It was tasteful.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Oh dear. Whatever were you thinking, to allow such a thing, or indeed to marry a woman who would wear such hideous shoes.

Maybe she is deformed, and very short.

[Jack Glass]

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You know, in hindsight, and after reading your wise counsel, I do regret agreeing to my young bride's whim for wearing those shoes. I will pray for the Lord's clemency.

However, I'm sure this style was in fashion at the time as I had often noticed them worn by the pretty ladies who meet on the street corners near my house after dark, presumably for womanly conversations they didn't want to bother their husbands with.

Regarding modesty, the shoes were hidden by the dress so none of the guests saw them, although I did let her keep them on all night. The silly thing spent hours admiring them with her feet in the air.

They were back to the shop the next day and it won't be happening again, I can assure you.

[SoldierofChrist]

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Oh dear. Whatever were you thinking, to allow such a thing, or indeed to marry a woman who would wear such hideous shoes. Did she even make it up the aisle in one piece, or are you now pushing her around in a wheelchair?

For a True Christian™ wedding, a simple pair of plain white ballet-style pumps, ideally with a non-slip sole to avoid accidents, are all a young bride needs. Look at these - see how pretty they are, with their delicate lace-effect!



I am increasingly worried by the vulgar garments I am seeing here. Ladies, think of your husband to be! Do you want your wedding guests to be questioning the modesty of his bride?

It is as though 1 Timothy 2:9-10 had never been written.

I absolutely agree with you sister! Here are some other lovely options! Though I find those you posted gorgeous!
The first pair are for a bride who likes dainty details
The 2nd even have cute bows
And the 3rd for a lady who likes a more minimal take on things

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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It was some time ago, but I seem to recall giving her permission to wear these on the understanding that she kept them clean so we could return them the next day.

Oh dear. Whatever were you thinking, to allow such a thing, or indeed to marry a woman who would wear such hideous shoes. Did she even make it up the aisle in one piece, or are you now pushing her around in a wheelchair?

For a True Christian™ wedding, a simple pair of plain white ballet-style pumps, ideally with a non-slip sole to avoid accidents, are all a young bride needs. Look at these - see how pretty they are, with their delicate lace-effect!



I am increasingly worried by the vulgar garments I am seeing here. Ladies, think of your husband to be! Do you want your wedding guests to be questioning the modesty of his bride?

It is as though 1 Timothy 2:9-10 had never been written.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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I like the overall "multi-layer" look of #5, I like the general sleeve design of #3... and does #7 have pockets sewn into the dress? Very practical!

Angelique, will you repent, and have you had sex before marriage? Because if you haven't had sex and will accept Jesus, you may someday have the honor of wearing a dress like that.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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That's a gorgeous dress, but interesting choice of shoes. Not the most modest, but at least no pearls or braids.