[SUV]

Re: CONGRATS TO THE NEW JUNE BRIDE!!!!!!!!!

Please be strong, Reverend. Many things will be explained when Snottyduck gets here.

If he ever does

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: CONGRATS TO THE NEW JUNE BRIDE!!!!!!!!!

Please be strong, Reverend. Many things will be explained when Snottyduck gets here.

If he ever does

Will he also explain why there's this gold band on my ring finger?

It's a good thing I'm the man, or I'd have a hard time explaining this to my fiancee!!

[Glendora Christianson]

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Sweet Sister Sue! You finally tied the knot (around Snotty Duck's neck). Congratulations, I hope our friend Snotty Duck has sown his oats (if not, I guess he can always sow your oats?) DELIGHTED GLENDORA

[SUV]

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Sweet Sister Sue! You finally tied the knot (around Snotty Duck's neck). Congratulations, I hope our friend Snotty Duck has sown his oats (if not, I guess he can always sow your oats?) DELIGHTED GLENDORA

Mother Glynndie, that Cake is Precious!

But - where's Snottyduck? I had everything set out to play Bible Trivia last night and was even going to 'fudge' to let him win when the answer was a tough one, ala "The Vulgate of St Jerome." Where could he have gone? Did he see the game set out and think an answer involving a "saint" was just too darn cathylick or something?

If he doesn't show up soon, I'm going to start calling him "Snootyduck"

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: CONGRATS TO THE NEW JUNE BRIDE!!!!!!!!!

Mother Glynndie, that Cake is Precious!

But - where's Snottyduck? I had everything set out to play Bible Trivia last night and was even going to 'fudge' to let him win when the answer was a tough one, ala "The Vulgate of St Jerome." Where could he have gone? Did he see the game set out and think an answer involving a "saint" was just too darn cathylick or something?

If he doesn't show up soon, I'm going to start calling him "Snootyduck"

Poor Sister Sue . . . but I have good news! Elmer has called the sheriff and he put out an arrest warrant. It seems that this sort of thing has happened before and your local sheriff's department knows just what to do! HELPFUL, MOTHER GLYNNDIE

[JennyD]

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Please be strong, Reverend. Many things will be explained when Snottyduck gets here.

If he ever does

Sister Sue, was there a DOUBLE wedding?

How delightful! And here I was, off in Oregon dealing with little David and missed the whole thing.

[SUV]

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Ladies! The good news is that Snootyduck must have returned because Brother Temperance just gave him an infraction! YAY!

Now DuckMan: You haven't been off cheating on me with waterfowl, have you? Tell the Truth® and Shame Satan.

[Justina Thyme]

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Sister Sue, if you find out (LORD forbid) that he has been cheating, please feel free to PM me for arrangements on how to have him beaten senseless handle the situation.

[SUV]

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Sister Sue, if you find out (LORD forbid) that he has been cheating, please feel free to PM me for arrangements on how to have him beaten senseless handle the situation.

Sister, he'd been missing for three days when I just now caught up to him in a thread which shows a photo of a neegroe who overdosed on watermelon. I can only Hope that my Beloved is not a watermelon addict also, sneaking into dark alleys for his "fix" and spending all the Tithe Monies in the quest for the "Perfect melon."

Pray for us - please

[Sister Rebecca]

Re: CONGRATS TO THE NEW JUNE BRIDE!!!!!!!!!

Oh, dear. As usual, I am the last one to give CONGRATS only to find that the newly married couple may already be having issues. I will pray that SD comes to his senses and stops his harrassment of negroids soon.

[Walter Brimstone]

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Miss SUV,

I just saw some duck-like creature in a tux running down the road like a jack-rabbit. Poor thing, I never seen him so scared since I got here. Is he that Snotty Duck you were supposed to be getting married to?

In Him,

Walter Brimstone

[SUV]

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Brother and Sisters, Bless You for your Concern

Tell me, now: Was the figure in the tux also wearing an extra-Stylish gas mask with his Finery?!

[Walter Brimstone]

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Yes, as a matter of fact he did. I saw him headed in a northwest direction, I don't know if that helps or not. I really didn't think much about his doings, but, yes, I did see him. I take it he's in a bit of trouble?

In Him,

Walter Brimstone

Brother and Sisters, Bless You for your Concern

Tell me, now: Was the figure in the tux also wearing an extra-Stylish gas mask with his Finery?!

[SUV]

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I saw him headed in a northwest direction, I don't know if that helps or not....I take it he's in a bit of trouble?

The joke's on Snottyduck! Since he lives in a fictional Country anyway, he'll never get back there!

Trouble? I don't know. He's in & out of Quarantine all the time. Perhaps he's disrespected Pastor again

[Walter Brimstone]

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Hard telling, but, at any rate, he'll get his in the end, one way or the other, I would dare say.

In Him,

Walter Brimstone

The joke's on Snottyduck! Since he lives in a fictional Country anyway, he'll never get back there!

Trouble? I don't know. He's in & out of Quarantine all the time. Perhaps he's disrespected Pastor again