[ThatKid]

Re: Guess Which Boy is Going to Heaven

Sounds fun and I don't lust after Tupperware I have sexual interests in people regardless of gender

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Guess Which Boy is Going to Heaven

Well I'm not going to Heaven because of my sexuality, guess what I'll discuss my 'Sin' but guess what it's not, it's a natural thing even in the animal kingdom sexuality will vary. I know you people are science deniers but I can show you the facts and you can ignore them if you happen to be ignorant, by the way I've looked at your forums and guess what y'all are bonified racists

Dear Sinner,

For your convenience, I marked in bold typeface the issues in your inadequately punctuated post. We're very well aware that all Creation is under the influence of the Fall from Grace (Genesis 3:6). In addition to mankind, also other lifeforms struggle with unnatural forms of fornication. The Bible tells us as much, and based on Creation Science (no denial of science, we're the most unbiased congregation on Earth), the following verse proves this beyond all reasonable doubt.

Romans 8:22
For we know that the whole creation groaneth and travaileth in pain together until now.

This has caused the tragic phenomena of animal homosexuality, parthenogenetic aphids, Thalassoma lucanasum changing sex at school, self-pollinating plants, conjugating micro-orgasms, etc. Thus, based on the Bible, to see something happening in nature is no defense. In fact, it is also a logical fallacy called ad naturam. The moral quality of an event is not determined by its occurrence in the animal kingdom but by God.

This will soon change. Only a few animal species will ever make it into the next Earth (Revelation 21:1).

Isaiah 11:6
The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them.

Most won't (see also Revelation 16:3).

Revelation 22:15
For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

As you can see, Jesus will punish human sinners with Eternal Torture (Revelation 20:15; you may try to joke about hanging out with Satan but there won't be anything to hang on in the Lake of Fire) and animals by excluding most of them from the New Earth (Revelation 21:1). There won't be any nature on the New Earth but a geometrically perfect New Jerusalem, a cube of 1380 miles in its dimensions (Revelation 21:16)!



Now, Repent and accept Jesus and you might one day dwell in that glorious city!






Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Guess Which Boy is Going to Heaven

I don't understand? You intercourse with pans? It doesn't sound like much fun.

Brother, I've heard of a new trend in which the gays now stand in a line. The one in front self-abuses himself while the gay behind him hits him over the head with a pan. Apparently the auto-erotic asphyxiation practice wasn't offensive enough to the Christ Child, so another man was incorporated into the mix to watch and mock the self-abuse, then clonk the abuser over the head, thus depriving him of oxygen in hopes of making that moment of ecstasy that much more intense. This is called "auto-erotic knock-out," or "jerkin'-ko" for short. I understand it came out of Spain, but in places like Los Angeles they stand in a circle. This is what is called a "circle-jerk."