[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Announces "Mission to Canada"

I don't know about Minnesota, remember, we can smell them here in Freehold if the wind is right.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Announces "Mission to Canada"

PRAISE JESUS! The trip can be cancelled!

The Demoncrat stimulus package is nothing but socialism, and we rightfully have refused it!

But we are taking enough to pay for a better mission this year to somewhere that isn't all frozen wasteland, penguins, and sodomite hockey players. The details for where our brave missionaries are going next are still being worked out, but expect an announcement soon!

That is, providing the Demoncrats and B. Hussein Obama don't further destroy our economy with their communazi America-hating wealth destruction!

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Announces "Mission to Canada"

The Bahamas would be nice. Nicer than Canada, that's for sure.

[JennyD]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Announces "Mission to Canada"

How about a mission to Cabo san Lucas? I hear it's full of Catholics, but many American tourists go there . . . so they speak American and will understand our Godly words.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Announces "Mission to Canada"

This is your typical Mexican't Catholic on his way home from Mass.





And here is a Mexican't Priest getting ready to perform infant baptisms at an "open air church".

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Announces "Mission to Canada"

Shout GLORY! Let's do it again this Summer!



...or is it winter..

[Little Donkey]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Announces "Mission to Canada"

I have heard nice things about Necker Island. Sinners could be flown in from the neighboring British Virgin Islands to receive nightly ministering.