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  • SayvedByTheLord
    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
    True Christian™
    • May 2007
    • 3151

    #16
    Re: Landover Baptist Church Announces "Mission to Canada"

    I don't know about Minnesota, remember, we can smell them here in Freehold if the wind is right.


    Leviticus 26:27-29

    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #17
      Re: Landover Baptist Church Announces "Mission to Canada"

      PRAISE JESUS! The trip can be cancelled!

      The Demoncrat stimulus package is nothing but socialism, and we rightfully have refused it!

      But we are taking enough to pay for a better mission this year to somewhere that isn't all frozen wasteland, penguins, and sodomite hockey players. The details for where our brave missionaries are going next are still being worked out, but expect an announcement soon!

      That is, providing the Demoncrats and B. Hussein Obama don't further destroy our economy with their communazi America-hating wealth destruction!
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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #18
        Re: Landover Baptist Church Announces "Mission to Canada"

        The Bahamas would be nice. Nicer than Canada, that's for sure.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • JennyD
          Honorary True Christian™
          Sweet Placid Sister
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 9567

          #19
          Re: Landover Baptist Church Announces "Mission to Canada"

          How about a mission to Cabo san Lucas? I hear it's full of Catholics, but many American tourists go there . . . so they speak American and will understand our Godly words.
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          • Capt. Aaron Portway
            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
            Salvation from Above
            God's Favorite Pilot™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2008
            • 6309

            #20
            Re: Landover Baptist Church Announces "Mission to Canada"

            This is your typical Mexican't Catholic on his way home from Mass.

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            And here is a Mexican't Priest getting ready to perform infant baptisms at an "open air church".

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            Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



            God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



            Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #21
              Re: Landover Baptist Church Announces "Mission to Canada"

              Shout GLORY! Let's do it again this Summer!



              ...or is it winter..
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Little Donkey
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2010
                • 498

                #22
                Re: Landover Baptist Church Announces "Mission to Canada"

                I have heard nice things about Necker Island. Sinners could be flown in from the neighboring British Virgin Islands to receive nightly ministering.

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