[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: God Hates Norway Too

That was a wonderfully great documentary, now we know why there isnt any Norwegian Christians, its because the demons(which they call trolls) that satan has sent to Norway will eat all Christians!

Honestly, I think the Norwegian atheistic government only wants to keep the trolls a secret because the trolls eat Christians. They even promote Christian-only tours of Norway, doubtless to help feed the trolls and reduce the world population of Christians!

Interestingly enough, when the trolls kill and eat the original (Christian) cameraman, they get a replacement who is a Muslim girl. She does not get eaten because, like atheists, she worships Satan.

[Faith_Machine]

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I'm not one to second-guess God, but I'm beginning to feel that God doesn't hate Norway nearly enough:

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I'm not one to second-guess God, but I'm beginning to feel that God doesn't hate Norway nearly enough:

We all know what the Norwegian's use butter for – the same as the French (except that Marlon Brando at least used pasteurized American butter to commit sodomy in "Last Tango in Paris").

One more warning message from Jesus to Norway.

[Faith_Machine]

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Dear Heavens, William, watching that video kicked in the PTSD I have from the last time I was set upon by homosexuals who wanted to punish me for preaching God's word in the Castro!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Very disturbing news: it turns out that ALL rapes in Norway are committed by white Christians, a revelation that upends stereotypes in a nation where anti-immigrant hysteria is—

Wait, did I say white Christians? My mistake. It's actually Muslims and blacks.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Yet another reason why God Hates Norway: They apparently hand out free marijuana drugs to PRISON INMATES!

80% Of Swiss Inmates Consume Cannabis, Improves Prison Safety According To Guards

A new study published by the International Journal of Drug Policy has found that as many as 80% of inmates in Swiss prisons consume cannabis, something that prison staff is fully aware of, with most feeling that it has a positive effect on the overall prison environment.

According to the study, prisoners named off a variety of benefits they received from consuming cannabis; “Participants showed similar opinions on effects of cannabis use that were described both at individual and institutional levels: analgesic, calming, self-help to go through the prison experience, relieve stress, facilitate sleep, prevent violence, and social pacifier.”

Prison staff claimed that they feel cannabis to be a relatively safe and peaceful drug; they believe that cracking down on its consumption will lead to an increase in violence, and harder drugs.

This study is one of the first to show the positive benefits of inmates consuming cannabis on a regular basis.

[Attila's Wife]

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Norway has unveiled the uniform its curling team will be wearing to the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi next month:



Even their own coach says he would only wear them at ‘a bad-taste party’

What is curling anyway? The "sport" of gay hairdressers and Canadians!

1 Peter 3:3-4

Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;

But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.

[A Follower]

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Norway has unveiled the uniform its curling team will be wearing to the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi next month:



Even their own coach says he would only wear them at ‘a bad-taste party’

What is curling anyway? The "sport" of gay hairdressers and Canadians!

1 Peter 3:3-4

Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;

But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.

Don't worry, God is already hitting back at the Norwayians for this grave insult, He is burning down entire villages and cities, just like He did to Sodom and Gomorrah. It cannot be long before the heathen population of Norway shrinks back in fear at the might of the Lord, and dresses men in manly clothing, as He demands.
Deuteronomy 22:5
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so [are] abomination unto the LORD thy God.

[Attila's Wife]

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Don't worry, God is already hitting back at the Norwayians for this grave insult, He is burning down entire villages and cities, just like He did to Sodom and Gomorrah.

Why is there no snow in that village? All I can see is tundra! Surely in January there should be snow in Norwegia?

[see_the_light]

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Why is there no snow in that village? All I can see is tundra! Surely in January there should be snow in Norwegia?

They've lost their right to snow, now it's only fire they'll be getting.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Norway has unveiled the uniform its curling team will be wearing to the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi next month:

I have no doubt that demons have been incorporated into those outfits that will cause violent seizures in the opposing teams. I predict riots in the Curling Hall.

[Attila's Wife]

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Does anyone else think that the guy second from the left looks a bit like Brother Rusty? No offense, Brother Rusty - I'm not suggesting that you are tainted by Norweygian blood or anything. Just saying that he looks like he might have suffered a head injury.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[Mother Of Seven]

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Norwegian food:
Sheep's head. Yup, they eat the Holy Lamb of God:





Whales:





Ram's testicles:





This is their cheese:



But possibly the worst thing they eat is their fermented herring. This stuff is so bad that they have to call in their armed forces to disarm a 25 year old can of this stuff

[Raziel Baal]

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So much hate from a Christian website... Not that I'm surprised really, for a religion that preaches peace, love, and care, most of you guys (and girls) spew out hatred on a regular basis. No wonder Christianity is losing ground all over the world, no one wants to be associated with people like you.
But using tragedies such as villages burning to the ground and calling it "good" and "Gods work" is really a new low point. Even from you guys...

I would hope you feel ashamed over this, but I know that that might be a little bit too optimistic. Shame doesn't seem to enter your vocabulary, and all you do is hide behind your Bibles and your self-righteousness while you shout as loud as you can in the hope that someone will hear you and pay you the attention that you so obviously need.

"Matthew 7:1-3
King James Version (KJV)
7 Judge not, that ye be not judged.

2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?"

Shame on you all.