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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!
YOU YOUR STUPID FRIENDS HERE ARE ASSHOLES. GO AHEAD AND BAN ME, BECAUSE I COULDN'T GIVE TWO piffleS. I COME TO THIS SITE EXPECTING TO FIND PARENTS SAYING THAT GAMES LIKE TEAM FORTRESS 2 ARE VIOLENT AND KIDS SHOULDN'T BE PLAYING THEM(which is true)BUT INSTEAD, I FIND A BUNCH A PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE NERVE TO SAY THAT THE DEVIL CREATED EVERYTHING FUN. THEN TO SAY THINGS ABOUT BRONIES?!?!NO!!!I THOUGHT THAT WAS ALL UNTILL YOU STARTED SAYING TERRIBLE THINGS ABOUT A COUNTRY MY FAMILY IS FROM?RIGHT THERE, YOU CROSSED THE piffleING LINE. IF WE WERE BACK IN JESUS' TIME, I WOULD NAIL YOU TO THE CROSS. I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL, YOU piffleING BASTARDS!
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!
We've actually been to your filthy rock, so we know all about it. Don't play innocent, boy.Originally posted by kboy the abo View PostSome of my family is Australian, and i take HUGE offense to this. I thought the other forums were bad, but this is too far. Just because you don't like Australia doesn't give any right whatsoever to say this kind of stuff.

Maybe you caught one of my sermons?
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!
Some of my family is Australian, and i take HUGE offense to this. I thought the other forums were bad, but this is too far. Just because you don't like Australia doesn't give any right whatsoever to say this kind of stuff.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!
One of the most pervasive aspects of gaydom in Australia is an ice-cream. One of the most popular ice-creams in the country that can be purchased from any corner store. One that children and adults alike, love to eat. Its name is "Golden Gaytime".
From the advertising blurb:The first Gaytime took Australia by storm in 1959, and it soon became a staple of the Swinging Sixties. But as Flower Power made way for flares and disco, a bright spark at Street’s HQ decided he could make Gaytime even more golden. The combination of a toffee and vanilla-flavoured centre, dipped in a scrumptious choc coating and covered in crunchy biscuit pieces, has proved to be truly timeless. No wonder it’s so hard to have a Gaytime on your own!
Is it any wonder that Australians are nearly all gay? I've heard that if you eat one of these, you turn into a gay. I've never had one, although my ex-husband used to eat them all the time.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!
You play with bugs in Austria? I thought you ate them.Originally posted by IreneS View PostNow, now. Just because your country can't play cricket is no reason to put down your betters!
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Now, now. Just because your country can't play cricket is no reason to put down your betters!
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!
You think the rapture is coming to Australia? Really?Originally posted by IreneS View PostIn a way, our clocks being wrong is good. It means the rapture will come to Australia about 14 hours earlier than the USA.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!
In a way, our clocks being wrong is good. It means the rapture will come to Australia about 14 hours earlier than the USA.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!
Originally posted by Chastity Goodbody View PostSo not only do they murder babies, eat crocodiles, speak English worse than the English do, point giant knives at tourists, steal children, ride around on kangaroos without consent, practice Communism, play with crickets and force men to marry each other, then make them divorce, but their Chinawoman-run government flat out says it hates God, too.
And they cheat too. Everyone else waits for the clock to say twelve midnight, before celebrating the New Year. Why do Australians feel the need to jump the gun and start before everyone else?
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So not only do they murder babies, eat crocodiles, speak English worse than the English do, point giant knives at tourists, steal children, ride around on kangaroos without consent, practice Communism, play with crickets and force men to marry each other, then make them divorce, but their Chinawoman-run government flat out says it hates God, too.
Coming from the country that gave us Hitler, I think the Lord has every reason to visit divine retribution upon these wicked, wicked people, and pray it comes soon!
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!
_http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/penny-wong(Finance Minister)-slams-australian-christian-lobby-claims-over-gay-marriage/story-e6frg6n6-1226647984087
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!
Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostBrother, I think you got that one backward.
Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostYou think orcs are real?
Orcs only exist in a silly book. There's no such thing. Do you believe every book you read?
Don't you? 66 books rolled in to one?
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!
You think orcs are real?Originally posted by Ozyandfree View PostNo I think he's hit the nail on the head
Orcs only exist in a silly book. There's no such thing. Do you believe every book you read?
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!
No I think he's hit the nail on the headOriginally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostBrother, I think you got that one backward.
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