[MitzaLizalor]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Horse? Do they mean roo?

Probably an electric Toyota..



He can drive it ’round to see Sir Michael

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

The leader of Australia, Tony Abbott, has proved the old heathen saying quem Iuppiter vult perdere, dementat prius by making their queen's husband a Knight of Austria.

Phil the Greek appears quite delighted by this.



It is good to see the old buffer looking so content. However...

The move was swiftly savaged on social media and prompted comment such as “It’s Australia Day, not April Fool's Day” and “What next? Will Abbott make his horse a Senator”.

Horse? Do they mean roo?

[Cranky Old Man]

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You are lucky that you were not perceived by the Australian Government as waging war on the nation. Also, are you aware that 60% of the United States now legalizes same sex couples? Get your facts straight, 99% of marriages don't end in divorce, either.

Do you have a brain? Yes? Then now please switch it on. Brain working? Ok. Now please look at the DATE of my post. Got it? 2010? That's like, and I am going to test the limits of your brain here, 4 years ago. Is this starting to sink in yet?

And I can assure you all my facts were 100% correct 4 years ago. I have no doubt that Austria has gotten even worse by now, but that is why our posts have dates.

As to your puny silly pointless country waging war on America, BRING IT ON! This is the knife we will use defend ourselves against Austrian terrorists attacking us:

[Avery Johnson]

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Dear Cranky Old Man,

You are lucky that you were not perceived by the Australian Government as waging war on the nation. Also, are you aware that 60% of the United States now legalizes same sex couples? Get your facts straight, 99% of marriages don't end in divorce, either.

[John Smyth]

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[Red Attila]

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Australia is a very sad place. Over 25% of Australians are atheist (compared with 6% of Americans). Only 8% attend church at least monthly, and that includes papists, anglicans all the other false religions. So 92% don't! In the US, 42% attend some sort of church weekly.

While in the US, 42% believe in Creationism in the last 6000 years, and only 19% believe in evilution, in Australia a mere 9% believe in Creationism and a whopping 70% adhere to the false theory of evilution. Is it any wonder that Ken Ham migrated to the Godly USA?

Yes, Jim, it is truly a sad state of affairs this side of the Tasman. Australia is a godless country, lost to the Word of God. Ken Ham went were his faith took him and it was far away indeed from godless Australia. Sad, very sad.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Australia is a very sad place. Over 25% of Australians are atheist (compared with 6% of Americans). Only 8% attend church at least monthly, and that includes papists, anglicans all the other false religions. So 92% don't! In the US, 42% attend some sort of church weekly.

While in the US, 42% believe in Creationism in the last 6000 years, and only 19% believe in evilution, in Australia a mere 9% believe in Creationism and a whopping 70% adhere to the false theory of evilution. Is it any wonder that Ken Ham migrated to the Godly USA?

[Red Attila]

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It's true. My country, Australia, is indeed the Sodom of the South. I pray for Australia's Salvation© from its sinful waysevery day, but so far my prayers have gone unheeded. We Australians are really in God's bad books!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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If i started to praise God, after you guys told me to, i would be giving into the Devil, as you are tempting me the same way as Jesus was tempted during Lent.

Seriously? By tempting you to actually read and believe the Holy Bible?

[kboy the abo]

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This is a Christian forum, I don't think anyone is interested in the base fornication that you are planning in taking part in.

Why don't you start to praise God??

If i started to praise God, after you guys told me to, i would be giving into the Devil, as you are tempting me the same way as Jesus was tempted during Lent.

[Constantine1648]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Cute. I'm 16, and 3 girls keep asking me out. Thanks to that show, i have made many new friends.

This is a Christian forum, I don't think anyone is interested in the base fornication that you are planning in taking part in.

Why don't you start to praise God??

[IreneS]

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Cute. I'm 16, and 3 girls keep asking me out. Thanks to that show, i have made many new friends.

Underage then? The rules here state that you have to be 18.

[Didymus Much]

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...as if anyone here cares rant snipped...

If you're done with the internet tough guy bit for now, can you show how God supports your position through the citation of appropriate Scripture?

If not, STFU. Thanks.

[kboy the abo]

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I am from Australia. Not just my family, but me!
And do you hear me whinging and complaining like a 12 year old girl?
Off you go clopping with your cartoon pony then. I can't imagine any real girl would be interested in you, until you grow up a bit.

Cute. I'm 16, and 3 girls keep asking me out. Thanks to that show, i have made many new friends.

[IreneS]

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I am from Australia. Not just my family, but me!
And do you hear me whinging and complaining like a 12 year old girl?
Off you go clopping with your cartoon pony then. I can't imagine any real girl would be interested in you, until you grow up a bit.