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  • WinnerNotSinner
    Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 951
    #2221
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by free dom View Post
    One of the ten commandments says to "love thy neighbour".
    Haha, oh my, you retard danish pansies do make me laugh.

    You really seem well read... I'm sure you'll be going to Heaven. Haha.

    The Ten Commandments and their Punishments - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=16785t
    6
    A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
    "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

    Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
    If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

    GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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      • the DANE muhaha
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        • Aug 2010
        • 14
        #2222
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
        Haha, oh my, you retard danish pansies do make me laugh.

        You really seem well read... I'm sure you'll be going to Heaven. Haha.

        http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=16785t
        danish ppl are not retard but u are

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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070
            #2223
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            Originally posted by the DANE muhaha View Post
            danish ppl are not retard but u are
            You have not woken up to yourself yet.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Sister Christina
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 364
                #2224
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally posted by the DANE muhaha View Post
                danish ppl are not retard but u are
                I will pray for you and your poor mislead soul.

                A man shall be commended according to his wisdom: but he that is of a perverse heart shall be despised.
                Proverbs 12:8
                "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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                  • the DANE muhaha
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                    • Aug 2010
                    • 14
                    #2225
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    could u two pls go back to the kitchen

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                      • Lisa H
                        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 5070
                        #2226
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by the DANE muhaha View Post
                        could u two pls go back to the kitchen
                        What makes you say that?
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • the DANE muhaha
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                            Under Investigation
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 14
                            #2227
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                            What makes you say that.
                            a ninja

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                              • Lisa H
                                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 5070
                                #2228
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Originally posted by the DANE muhaha View Post
                                a ninja
                                Ninja's live in Japan not Denmark
                                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                                  • WinnerNotSinner
                                    Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2010
                                    • 951
                                    #2229
                                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                    Originally posted by the DANE muhaha View Post
                                    could u two pls go back to the kitchen
                                    Look, child. You are evidently 12 years old and think you are a comedian - let me end your dream right now, you are not funny. Luckily for you you don't need to be entertaining to get through the pearly gates, but you DO need to change your defensive mental attitude to a positive Biblical one. Otherwise when the rapture happens me and you will be going opposite ways!
                                    6
                                    A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                                    "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                                    Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                                    If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                                    GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                                      • the DANE muhaha
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        Under Investigation
                                        • Aug 2010
                                        • 14
                                        #2230
                                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                        Ninja's live in Japan not Denmark
                                        no ninjas are everywhere u just dont see them to often

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                                          • Lisa H
                                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jun 2010
                                            • 5070
                                            #2231
                                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                            Originally posted by the DANE muhaha View Post
                                            no ninjas are everywhere u just dont see them to often
                                            You are getting your bedtime stories mixed up. Angels are everywhere.
                                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                                              • the DANE muhaha
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                Under Investigation
                                                • Aug 2010
                                                • 14
                                                #2232
                                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                                Originally posted by the DANE muhaha View Post
                                                could u two pls go back to the kitchen
                                                True Christian™ no humor ?

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                                                  • Lisa H
                                                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Jun 2010
                                                    • 5070
                                                    #2233
                                                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                                    Originally posted by the DANE muhaha View Post
                                                    True Christian™ no humor ?
                                                    You must be a little girl, because your username is pink.
                                                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                                                      • True Satanist Fool
                                                        Unsaved trash, teenaged queer
                                                        • Feb 2010
                                                        • 53
                                                        #2234
                                                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                                        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                                        You must be a little girl, because your username is pink.
                                                        But your name isn't pink even though you look like a dumb blonde.
                                                        It's nice that the bible says that females like you can't talk back to a man without permission otherwise you would might have replied on this comment... unless you're not following the bible to the letter and you're really not a baptist and you're gonna burn in hell like the rest of us!!!
                                                        Nawwww, that's not gonna happen since you're such a good baptist blonde.
                                                        Go ahead make my day Admin -- True Satanist Fool aka Santos Primus

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                                                          • Lisa H
                                                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Jun 2010
                                                            • 5070
                                                            #2235
                                                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                                            Originally posted by True Satanist Fool View Post
                                                            But your name isn't pink even though you look like a dumb blonde.
                                                            It's nice that the bible says that females like you can't talk back to a man without permission otherwise you would might have replied on this comment... unless you're not following the bible to the letter and you're really not a baptist and you're gonna burn in hell like the rest of us!!!
                                                            Nawwww, that's not gonna happen since you're such a good baptist blonde.
                                                            Are you scared of women or just hate women.
                                                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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