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  • Danish Demon
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Oct 2010
    • 33

    #3121
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
    No thanks. I will not join you in hell

    John 14:23 Jesus answered and said unto him, If a man love me, he will keep my words: and my Father will love him, and we will come unto him, and make our abode with him.
    Haha Sure he did...

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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070

      #3122
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by Underground Demon View Post
      Haha Sure he did...
      What would you know. You are just an ignorant demon who nobody loves.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Danish Demon
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Oct 2010
        • 33

        #3123
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
        What would you know. You are just an ignorant demon who nobody loves.
        That is not quite true... I do love myself, and i don't need false love from anyone else.

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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 5070

          #3124
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Originally posted by Danish Demon View Post
          That is not quite true... I do love myself, and i don't need false love from anyone else.
          I really do not want to know what you do by yourself.

          Try reading the Bible or do you like being Satan's whipping boy.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • awesomeness
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Oct 2010
            • 138

            #3125
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            Originally posted by Danish Demon View Post
            That is not quite true... I do love myself, and i don't need false love from anyone else.
            Poor child. You have been through so many hardships that you no longer believe in the love from other people, and everyone who tries to love you are being registered as "false love" inside your head. You poor creature, and very laughable too. Are all Denmarkians like this?

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #3126
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              Originally posted by awesomeness View Post
              Are all Denmarkians like this?
              They are all exactly alike, yes.
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • Danish Demon
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Oct 2010
                • 33

                #3127
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                I really do not want to know what you do by yourself.

                Try reading the Bible or do you like being Satan's whipping boy.
                Yep, i like being satan's whipping boy. And the only time i use a bible is when i've been on bathroom and made ****.

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                • Lisa H
                  Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 5070

                  #3128
                  Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Originally posted by Danish Demon View Post
                  Yep, i like being satan's whipping boy. And the only time i use a bible is when i've been on bathroom and made ****.
                  So there is not really any point in you being here. Unless you wan to repent your evil ways.
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • Danish Demon
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 33

                    #3129
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by awesomeness View Post
                    Poor child. You have been through so many hardships that you no longer believe in the love from other people, and everyone who tries to love you are being registered as "false love" inside your head. You poor creature, and very laughable too. Are all Denmarkians like this?
                    Yeah, it's so very sad. and yes, every Denmarkian is like this. Ain't it just a lovely world we live in.

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                    • sippion
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 5

                      #3130
                      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      You are a little pop girls that is right a little pop girl , all who loves god and money is not civil but a stupid people.
                      .

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                      • Lisa H
                        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 5070

                        #3131
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by sippion View Post
                        You are a little pop girls that is right a little pop girl , all who loves god and money is not civil but a stupid people.
                        What are you talking about? pop girls!
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • Danish Demon
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 33

                          #3132
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                          What are you talking about? pop girls!
                          Oh my GOD... Pop girls ? Gods little christian pop girls, ain't that just cute...

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                          • duster123
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 1

                            #3133
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            well at least it aint our country thats getting fucked up by osama guess theres a reason for that ..maybe we should send a bunch of vikings your way again to help you out

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                            • Billy Bob Jenkins
                              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                              Hates anal sex. And trees.
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 8337

                              #3134
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by duster123 View Post
                              well at least it aint our country thats getting piffleed up by osama guess theres a reason for that ..maybe we should send a bunch of vikings your way again to help you out
                              The reason terrorists don't care about Denmark is because Denmark doesn't have any of the things they hate, like freedom and power. Denmark is a terrorist haven from what I understand. Aren't they immigrating there in record numbers?
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                              • Danish Demon
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Oct 2010
                                • 33

                                #3135
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                The reason terrorists don't care about Denmark is because Denmark doesn't have any of the things they hate, like freedom and power. Denmark is a terrorist haven from what I understand. Aren't they immigrating there in record numbers?
                                We're actually inviting them here, then we put them in a cage and watch them fighting eachother... There ain't anything more enjoyable than that, sometimes they get's to beat up christians too, just for fun!

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