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  • Brother Barnabus
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 388

    #541
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Let's make it 9 reasons.

    Not only does butter filled Danish pastry clog one's arteries, but butter filled Danes are clogging up my Godly internet connection to my source of eternal salvation.

    Yea Verily, Hallelujah Amen!
    Nahum 1:2

    God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


    If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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    • Benedict A. Davis
      Winning Souls in his Winnebago
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 3900

      #542
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by DanishBuddhist View Post
      Lets stick to the truth for a second.

      The catholic church, is the oldest and biggest church. If it never had existed, your church wouldnt either.

      Therefore, catholic are true christians.
      Thus, a true christian organized mentioned genocide.

      I guess we have another of those ''because I said so...''' historians.
      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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      • Once banned
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jun 2010
        • 2

        #543
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Okay I get it now...say something to defend your country = banned and deleted
        Say something ridiculus about someone else = nothing
        And I spend at leat 5 minutes pointing out the cracks in the theories compiled by a man who admits being into both men and women on Facebook...

        And instead of throwing BANNED at us, should you try to save our souls? Isn't that what you logo promises?

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        • Once banned
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jun 2010
          • 2

          #544
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Originally posted by Brother Barnabus View Post
          Let's make it 9 reasons.

          Not only does butter filled Danish pastry clog one's arteries, but butter filled Danes are clogging up my Godly internet connection to my source of eternal salvation.

          Yea Verily, Hallelujah Amen!
          So now I'm fat? How dare you speak to a lady like that?

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          • anoukken
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Jun 2010
            • 1

            #545
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            i fell sad now.... im Danish...

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            • LydiaJohnson
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Dec 2009
              • 36

              #546
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              None of us are forcing you to come here and read this.

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              • Brother Barnabus
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2010
                • 388

                #547
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally posted by Once banned View Post
                So now I'm fat? How dare you speak to a lady like that?
                I have no idea of your personal displacement.... but if the cowbell fits .....
                Nahum 1:2

                God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


                If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

                Comment

                • DanishBuddhist
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 5

                  #548
                  Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Oh my..

                  Terror alert level RED![QUOTE/]
                  That's exactly what im talking about. You are so scared, that when you try to take a shit, a terrorist is going to spring out of your ass.



                  He was a hell-bound catholic not a Christian. Stalin and Mao were atheists weren't they?
                  Again, the catholic church is the oldest christian church.
                  Don't know about Stalin and Mao though. The lather really don't fit in the equation, just so you know. And mostly because he was chinese, not japanese.. Learn some history.


                  Oh yeah.. Weren't you occupied by the Germans? Oh yes, I believe you were. You're welcome for the military and financial assistance we gave you.
                  Yes we definately were, and thank the british, canadian, etc. etc. danish resistance soldiers that fought for the freedom of europe.
                  But what does that have to do with anything at all?

                  Seems all of you americans, have forgotten that you wouldnt exist, without europeans, because your families (who arent native americans - indians) are european imigrants.



                  No doubt laughing his arse off.
                  Exactly my point. Your god, according to you, use the earth as an ant-farm as a toy-set which includes a magnifying glass.



                  Those don't take into consideration our population size. Plus, if you took the darkies out of the mix, the numbers would go down dramatically.
                  They don't really have to, you can do that yourself, can't you? You seem good at finding bible stuff, so maybe you can insert the number of citizens of your country.



                  No need to apologize. We're here to teach the Word.
                  And those who don't want "the word", are godless heathens that deserve to burn in hell..

                  But as i am not a man of any god, i wipe my ass with your gods words.

                  Still i must apologies again, as i really cannot take you seriously.

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                  • Benedict A. Davis
                    Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 3900

                    #549
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by anoukken View Post
                    i fell sad now.... im Danish...
                    Don't feel sad, remember you were only born a danish you have the choice in becoming a God fearing Christian. Start by reading the Bible, KJV1611 of course.
                    sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                    Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                    Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                    Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                    • vikingwarrior
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 4

                      #550
                      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      well, these baptist brothers are right about the danes. As said before, we have stolen the former Finnish flag AND should consider returning it anytime soon. All those outburst's of rage are exactly who we are.....rampaigin vikings!! Cut the BS fellow danes!!!!!!

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                      • DanishBuddhist
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 5

                        #551
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
                        I guess we have another of those ''because I said so...''' historians.
                        You have alot on this site actually.

                        Seriously, none of you can produce source of proof to the allegations.

                        Several people has produced evidence of the contrary.

                        It's childish.

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                        • Benedict A. Davis
                          Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 3900

                          #552
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by DanishBuddhist View Post
                          You have alot on this site actually.

                          Seriously, none of you can produce source of proof to the allegations.

                          Several people has produced evidence of the contrary.

                          It's childish.
                          Anything Biblical truths are written there and any questions answered there, but God is not warm and fuzzy...are you looking for warm and fuzzy Jesus here?
                          sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                          Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                          Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                          Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                          • Rimjob The Viking
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 4

                            #553
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Drugs = god/jesus so do not use drugs boys and girls

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                            • Dirk
                              True Christian™
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 1425

                              #554
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by Bimmer The Viking View Post
                              Drugs = god/jesus so do not use drugs boys and girls
                              What scripture backs up this claim?

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                              • DanishBuddhist
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 5

                                #555
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
                                Anything Biblical truths are written there and any questions answered there, but God is not warm and fuzzy...are you looking for warm and fuzzy Jesus here?
                                An idiot babling has nothing to do with your so-call "biblical truth".

                                And you can stick your "god", warm and fuzzy or not, where the sun does not shine, cause im not in want of nonsense.

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