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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
There, there, little one. You need to calm down.
Since I'm not there to help, why don't you run a cloth under cold water, ring it out and place it on the back of your neck? That should cool you down until your tantrum spends itself.
When you have settled down and return, take your time and read over our many excellent threads. There is so much more to learn besides the history of Denmark!
You can learn about Adam and Eve and why women are inferior to men; Lot and his three sons and the resulting disposition of the three races of mankind, including the curse of Ham which justfied the African Slave Trade.
There are the many stories of how God, in His Holiness, directed the slaughter of disbelievers or just people occuping choice real estate. There are instructions to help us know when and when not to stone to death a woman who has been raped or engaged in some other form of pre-marital sex. God provides handy solutions for lust and other problems with simple, easy to follow commands for self-mutilation.
There is so much the Bible has to say to us besides His position on stinky old Demark. Don't you care about anything else besides evil Lego toys and pretty colored cloths that people use to identify countries?
The stakes are high, here. The future of the world, and your eternal fate in either heaven or hell. The Whole Bible has much to say, and we want merely to share its vision with you.
True Christians know from whence comes the True Power and Authority of God and the Bible. We can all benefit from this knowlege before it is too late.
Read. Learn. Stop fixating on Demark for awhile. God's believers in America are where the real power is. Don't you want to be informed?
Patronizingly Yours,
Handmaiden
Originally posted by Imacompletetard
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Since I'm not there to help, why don't you run a cloth under cold water, ring it out and place it on the back of your neck? That should cool you down until your tantrum spends itself.
When you have settled down and return, take your time and read over our many excellent threads. There is so much more to learn besides the history of Denmark!
You can learn about Adam and Eve and why women are inferior to men; Lot and his three sons and the resulting disposition of the three races of mankind, including the curse of Ham which justfied the African Slave Trade.
There are the many stories of how God, in His Holiness, directed the slaughter of disbelievers or just people occuping choice real estate. There are instructions to help us know when and when not to stone to death a woman who has been raped or engaged in some other form of pre-marital sex. God provides handy solutions for lust and other problems with simple, easy to follow commands for self-mutilation.
There is so much the Bible has to say to us besides His position on stinky old Demark. Don't you care about anything else besides evil Lego toys and pretty colored cloths that people use to identify countries?
The stakes are high, here. The future of the world, and your eternal fate in either heaven or hell. The Whole Bible has much to say, and we want merely to share its vision with you.
True Christians know from whence comes the True Power and Authority of God and the Bible. We can all benefit from this knowlege before it is too late.
Read. Learn. Stop fixating on Demark for awhile. God's believers in America are where the real power is. Don't you want to be informed?
Patronizingly Yours,
Handmaiden
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