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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by heltsonika View Post
    How shall one interpret the Bible if one can have it's own interpretation?
    By reading the actual words the way in which they have been written.

    I hope that helps.

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  • heltsonika
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    I just like to share my latest private message:

    Dear heltsonika,

    You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

    Reason: Promoting pornography and suicide camps

    Is this a cult? Seriously. What happened to open mindness? Is indoctrination a good thing here? How shall one interpret the Bible if one can have it's own interpretation?

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  • heltsonika
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    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
    Friend, I blindly follow God's Word to the letter. Why would I do otherwise?

    I recommend you read it and become indoctrinated to the truths therein. It's good for what ails you.
    Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
    God clearly refers to one of the herbivorous dinosaurs here:



    You need to break out a Holy Bible (KJV1611) and begin reading, all the way through. All of your questions will be answered. God's Word is awesome and complete.

    So I did: <<<<Pornography Removed - Admin >>>

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  • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
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    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by heltsonika View Post
    Hahahaha! You make me laugh! Maybe they are! If you smoke too much weed I have heard you can become paranoid. But even a paranoid person can be pursued....

    If it doesn't make sense why don't you try to answer my questions? It should be written in the Bible? At least the last one 'cos I guess the first two are just symbolic?
    God clearly refers to one of the herbivorous dinosaurs here:

    Job 40:15 (1611 King James Bible)

    ¶ Beholde now Behemoth which I made with thee, hee eateth grasse as an oxe.
    You need to break out a Holy Bible (KJV1611) and begin reading, all the way through. All of your questions will be answered. God's Word is awesome and complete.

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  • heltsonika
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    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
    Friend, I blindly follow God's Word to the letter. Why would I do otherwise?

    I recommend you read it and become indoctrinated to the truths therein. It's good for what ails you.
    I like the way you use the word indoctrinated. What if you are indoctrinated? If you think of it. Would your world collapse? In some cultures life begin at the end of the mortal body. Is that what happened to Jesus? If Jesus died for the sake of our sins. Why should people suffer from the crib to the grave?

    Don't come with apologies but with answer for a change.

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  • heltsonika
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    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Hahahaha! You make me laugh! Maybe they are! If you smoke too much weed I have heard you can become paranoid. But even a paranoid person can be pursued....

    If it doesn't make sense why don't you try to answer my questions? It should be written in the Bible? At least the last one 'cos I guess the first two are just symbolic?

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  • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
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    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by heltsonika View Post
    You are a perfect example of that. Did any sea part for you like the red one did for Moses?

    Have you ever built a space shuttle with your own bare hands? (I really like the idea but who smoked pot that time? Seriously?

    Where did the dinosaurs come from? I can't find of that kind in the Bible.
    Friend, I blindly follow God's Word to the letter. Why would I do otherwise?

    I recommend you read it and become indoctrinated to the truths therein. It's good for what ails you.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by heltsonika View Post
    You are a perfect example of that. Did any sea part for you like the red one did for Moses?

    Have you ever built a space shuttle with your own bare hands? (I really like the idea but who smoked pot that time? Seriously?

    Where did the dinosaurs come from? I can't find of that kind in the Bible.
    Lady, that doesn't make any sense. Why would the LORD have Dr. Snyde part the Red Sea today? Do you think the Egyptians after him?

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  • heltsonika
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    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    You are a perfect example of that. Did any sea part for you like the red one did for Moses?

    Have you ever built a space shuttle with your own bare hands? (I really like the idea but who smoked pot that time? Seriously?

    Where did the dinosaurs come from? I can't find of that kind in the Bible.

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  • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
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    Originally posted by heltsonika View Post
    Now you are mocking me my friend. But I guess the quote "Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish" will come handy here.

    But seriously, if the churches are empty and no one attends. Is it mine or his fault?
    I mock you not, friend...your previous post made absolutely no sense and I was concerned that you may be imbibing the aromatic devil's weed.

    The emptiness of your churches speaks of many things which are obviously the fault of the Swedish heathens. God is never at fault...ever. He is perfect and blameless.

    It is men that lose their way.

    1 Thessalonians 4:13 (1611 King James Bible)

    But I would not haue you to be ignorant, brethren, concerning them which are asleepe, that ye sorrow not, euen as others which haue no hope.

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  • heltsonika
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    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Now you are mocking me my friend. But I guess the quote "Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish" will come handy here.

    But seriously, if the churches are empty and no one attends. Is it mine or his fault?

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  • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
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    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by heltsonika View Post
    In that case I would like to rephrase your question. Does he want to go to hell?

    Without people you are nothing!
    Are you snorting marihuana flowers, friend? You are not making sense.

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  • heltsonika
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    In that case I would like to rephrase your question. Does he want to go to hell?

    Without people you are nothing!

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  • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
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    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by heltsonika View Post
    I heard he forgives anyone so why can't he or she be questioned?
    You heard wrong, friend. There is one sin which is never forgiven:

    Matthew 12:31 (1611 King James Bible)

    ¶ Wherefore I say vnto you, All maner of sinne and blasphemie shall be forgiuen vnto men: but the blasphemie against the holy Ghost, shall not bee forgiuen vnto men.
    You are free to question Him, but I don't recommend it...

    Romans 8:7 (1611 King James Bible)

    Because the carnall minde is enmitie against God: for it is not subiect to the law of God, neither indeed can be.
    So, the question remains...Do you really want to go to hell?

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  • heltsonika
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    I heard he forgives anyone so why can't he or she be questioned?

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