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  • #3841
    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by The Curious One View Post
    Brothers, I don't understand why God would hate Sweden. Sweden is also Gods creation. God is almighty and doesn't make mistakes. I do not know why he would hate his own creation...
    God created all countries in the world, but as far as I know there is only one that He likes, infact loves, and that is America!

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    • #3842
      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Now, I can't really seem to grasp the idea that you have regarding that country, my country, called sweden. You are saying that god does not like, even hates, Sweden.
      I do not have the energy to read through all text that you have been writing in here. But I do believe that you are wrong.

      In fact, I believe that I can prove it.


      The other day me and my girlfriend, yes we live together and have sex even though we are not married. Nor do we intend to marry. We just feel that sex is something we can do just for the fun of it. Not the backdoor stuff though, we leave that to ABBA.

      Well, we were sitting in the sofa and watching the latest episodes of "agents of s.h.i.e.l.d". Great show, they actually do meet some of our gods in that show. I do not truly believe that the gods in the show are the actual gods. They couldn't show their faces in public if that were true. So they hire actors to play them. Pretty clever I think.

      In one of the episodes they spoke of god, I assume that they spoke of Jesus, cause they weren't talking about him as a cool character, like Thor. Whenever they speak of the real gods, they have music playing that makes sure that you know who they are talking about.

      They said that god is love. Above all else, god is love.

      So, since I have a girlfriend, whom I love. That makes me god. Right?

      And I don't hate Sweden. So therefor I think that we can close this thread down and just enjoy the fact that you are in the presence of a god.
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
      abominable works, there is none that doeth good

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      • #3843
        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by Ricken View Post
        Now, I can't really seem to grasp the idea that you have regarding that country, my country, called sweden. You are saying that god does not like, even hates, Sweden.
        I do not have the energy to read through all text that you have been writing in here. But I do believe that you are wrong.

        In fact, I believe that I can prove it.


        The other day me and my girlfriend, yes we live together and have sex even though we are not married. Nor do we intend to marry. We just feel that sex is something we can do just for the fun of it. Not the backdoor stuff though, we leave that to ABBA.

        Well, we were sitting in the sofa and watching the latest episodes of "agents of s.h.i.e.l.d". Great show, they actually do meet some of our gods in that show. I do not truly believe that the gods in the show are the actual gods. They couldn't show their faces in public if that were true. So they hire actors to play them. Pretty clever I think.

        In one of the episodes they spoke of god, I assume that they spoke of Jesus, cause they weren't talking about him as a cool character, like Thor. Whenever they speak of the real gods, they have music playing that makes sure that you know who they are talking about.

        They said that god is love. Above all else, god is love.

        So, since I have a girlfriend, whom I love. That makes me god. Right?

        And I don't hate Sweden. So therefor I think that we can close this thread down and just enjoy the fact that you are in the presence of a god.
        You are a perfect example of why God hates Sweden and every other Norwegian country.

        You live in sin, you reject the Lord God, you believe in other Gods and you mock Jesus.

        You will certainly go to Hell, as will your girlfriend, if you do not reject your life of sin and come to Jesus.
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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        • #3844
          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
          You are a perfect example of why God hates Sweden and every other Norwegian country.
          What do you mean by this?

          Does your god favor people that does not go to school and get a proper education?

          We here in Sweden know what the world looks like. And if we don't, then we know how to google until we learn.

          But how many Norwegian countries are there?
          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
          abominable works, there is none that doeth good

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          • #3845
            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Originally posted by Ricken View Post
            What do you mean by this?

            Does your god favor people that does not go to school and get a proper education?
            The Lord God requires good structure and proper usage.
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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            • #3846
              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Originally posted by Ricken View Post
              What do you mean by this?

              Does your god favor people that does not go to school and get a proper education?

              We here in Sweden know what the world looks like. And if we don't, then we know how to google until we learn.

              But how many Norwegian countries are there?
              Norwegian countries are the ones around Sweden, Iceland and Denmark etc.

              It comes from the word North. Maybe read a book?

              YIC
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • #3847
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                Norwegian countries are the ones around Sweden, Iceland and Denmark etc.

                It comes from the word North. Maybe read a book?

                YIC
                Read a book?

                Nope, I get bored if I don't see Bruce Willis tear down a shopping mall every five minutes.

                Then what does Norway mean?
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good

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                • #3848
                  Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Originally posted by The Curious One View Post
                  Brothers, I don't understand why God would hate Sweden. Sweden is also Gods creation. God is almighty and doesn't make mistakes. I do not know why he would hate his own creation...
                  God has created a complicated world according to His plan. We are not to understand it.

                  Your point seems to be "Why would God create something He does not love?". That is a serious misunderstanding of the Work of God.

                  Did not God also create Democrats? Surely, you do not believe that the Lord loves Democrats. Did not the Lord create Haiti and New York City? When you look at the Negroes in Haiti or the Yankees in New York City, you cannot possibly see them as something the Lord would love.

                  God did not create a touchy, feely, artsy-craftsy world. The Lord created a cauldron to test us. Some pass the test and go on to Heaven. Others have to go to Finland, Somalia or New Jersey before going on to Hell.

                  That's just how it is.
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                  • #3849
                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                    God has created a complicated world according to His plan. We are not to understand it.

                    Your point seems to be "Why would God create something He does not love?". That is a serious misunderstanding of the Work of God.

                    Did not God also create Democrats? Surely, you do not believe that the Lord loves Democrats. Did not the Lord create Haiti and New York City? When you look at the Negroes in Haiti or the Yankees in New York City, you cannot possibly see them as something the Lord would love.

                    God did not create a touchy, feely, artsy-craftsy world. The Lord created a cauldron to test us. Some pass the test and go on to Heaven. Others have to go to Finland, Somalia or New Jersey before going on to Hell.

                    That's just how it is.

                    That actually makes sense.
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good

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                    • #3850
                      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Greetings from Sweeeedäään.

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                      • #3851
                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        "Sad in the eye?" What the hell is that? I thought they taught you eskimos how to speak American (God's favorite language) over there in Finland.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #3852
                          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          "Sad in the eye?" What the hell is that? I thought they taught you eskimos how to speak American (God's favorite language) over there in Finland.


                          One might think that, but no.
                          Our first language is that of the norse gods. But since it's a dead language we can't communicate through it.
                          Therefore our second language is pictionary.

                          Only a few of us, say 4-5 persons, learn english by watching old Letterman reruns.
                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                          abominable works, there is none that doeth good

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                          • #3853
                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Getting your brain frozen and having to fight polar bears and walruses on daily basies certainly makes you eskimos ignorant of God, and He hates the male genitalia-shaped frozen hellhole you live in more than any other place in the world (except possibly Oregon)

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                            • #3854
                              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                              Getting your brain frozen and having to fight polar bears and walruses on daily basies certainly makes you eskimos ignorant of God, and He hates the male genitalia-shaped frozen hellhole you live in more than any other place in the world (except possibly Oregon)

                              Well, we see our small continent as in the shape of a tiger.

                              I´m not sure why your mind would drift to male genitalia...
                              Maybe it´s not only your mind thats leaning over there.
                              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                              abominable works, there is none that doeth good

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                              • #3855
                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by Ricken View Post
                                Well, we see our small continent as in the shape of a tiger.
                                Norwegia is not a continent, dear, but never mind. And seeing that as in the shape of a tiger is a sign of seeing, or claiming to have seen, a false vision.

                                Ezekiel 13:7: Have ye not seen a vain vision, and have ye not spoken a lying divination, whereas ye say, The Lord saith it; albeit I have not spoken?

                                It is not to late too repent.

                                YiC
                                AW
                                2 Timothy 3:16

                                All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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