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  • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    I already responded to that, but yet again you should you lack the ability to read. I am going to stop wasting time on you. Enjoy Hell!
    Yes, I've read your "answer" trying to avoid the subject....

    But your life seems to depend on two rules:

    I. Everything I say is true.

    II. If something I say is wrong, rule I. takes effect.

    There are words for people like this, but find out for yourselve and go on living in your small world....

    I hope God has mercy for you...

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    • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

      Originally posted by Heribert View Post
      But your life seems to depend on two rules:

      I. Everything I say is true.

      II. If something I say is wrong, rule I. takes effect.
      Nope. Our life depend on

      I. Everything BIBLE says is true

      II. If it is not true, pickup the right BIBLE (KJV1611).
      Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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      • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

        Originally posted by MisterM View Post
        Nope. Our life depend on

        I. Everything BIBLE says is true
        Most of it is not.
        II. If it is not true, pickup the right BIBLE (KJV1611).
        Still not going to find any-more truth in that one!
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        • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

          This topic is absolutely retarded. OP is nothing more than a prejudice, senile old fart who's jealous because his country can't NEARLY stand up to the might and power of Great Britain. Y'know why we have the "Great" prefix? Because we had an Empire. Where's your empire, America? Your false God is dissappointed in you, OP. Go burn in hell.

          Yes, I am a loser.

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          • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

            Originally posted by iBenneh View Post
            This topic is absolutely retarded. OP is nothing more than a prejudice, senile old fart who's jealous because his country can't NEARLY stand up to the might and power of Great Britain. Y'know why we have the "Great" prefix? Because we had an Empire. Where's your empire, America? Your false God is dissappointed in you, OP. Go burn in hell.

            Yes, I am a loser.

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            The US of A's empire is the entire world.

            Why do you make baby Jesus cry?
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              The US of A's empire is the entire world.

              Why do you make baby Jesus cry?
              'cos I told him he didn't exist and he agreed.

              Like my use of Christian logic there? Scum like you can understand better when logic is illogical. I'm sure you'll understand more now.

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              • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                The US of A's empire is the entire world.

                Why do you make baby Jesus cry?
                The US of A as you put it is a mish mash of immigrants.
                So unless your a Native American your not American.
                Chances are you are of European decent or something.

                Which brings me to my next point.
                The first post made me laugh so hard its unreal. I think I may have ruptured a blood vessel. What a complete lunatic.

                For a start your country wouldnt really exist as it does at the minute if it wasn't for the British. You may have won your independence but you are just off shoots from our Empire. Also the French, Spanish and other countries.

                Dental Health Care. Yawn. Change the record. The joke is boring now. Its all the yanks ever come up with.

                The NHS. Naturally has its faults as does everything and yet is gives everyone the right to healthcare. You dont get bombarded with bills and get booted out from hospitals if you dont have great insurance.

                Donations from France and Germany? Excuse me? Where is your proof? Show me some documents if you please?

                As for obesity - the states have a higher rate so go have a cheeseburger.

                FOOTBALL hooligans not soccer. The game is played using the foot and a ball hence football. Funny you claim they are oh so lethal yet the states have a higher rate of crime than us. Violent crime at that. So I shall keep my hooligans and you keep your guns.

                Diana. The woman who did an abundance of charity work. Befriended those who were sick and in need. How very dreadful of her.


                The world is round. FACT. The world was created through a collision in space. FACT. Evidence supports this. Your bible was written thousands of years ago by a bunch of foolish men (What a shock men doing something moronic) theres a damn good chance they ommited large chunks of Jesus' life to suit their purpose. Its also a massive pile of hypocrisy. From start to end. I have a feeling all the pen holders were also masogynists. Im so glad theres such things as Science and logic in the world. Its needed to balance out the farce that is religion.

                America? Holy Land? Im sorry but HA! Amazing. There is no words for that. Except dillusional.

                You know whats utterly hilarious though you all harp on about your "King James Bible" and yet in the original post insult the royal family which King James was from? Surely this version of the bible must be garbage seeing as God hates Britain partly down to the royal family and a member of the royal family commissioned this version. Just something for you to ponder.

                Oh and if we're so horrid why do you use our language? You know English. You alter it slightly but fundamentally its English.

                The white flag with the red cross is the English flag. The United Kingdom is made up of 4 sections. The same as America is made up on individual states. It is not a gay symbol its represents St. George - you absolute tools open a bloody encyclopedia and broaden your horizons. This I understand will be a foreign concept to you and very difficult but for the sake of logic everywhere give it a go you might learn something worth while.

                To end if you lot truely are what God intends (which I highly doubt as your all raving psycho Nazi's and look what happened there) then sign me up for the flames of hell. Evidently all the sane people will be there.

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                • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                  Originally posted by England View Post
                  The US of A as you put it is a mish mash of immigrants.
                  So unless your a Native American your not American.
                  Chances are you are of European decent or something.
                  And where did most people in Britain come from? How many English are Anglo, Saxon, or Norman descent? Even your royal family is German.

                  Which brings me to my next point.
                  The first post made me laugh so hard its unreal. I think I may have ruptured a blood vessel. What a complete lunatic.
                  I'm sorry, do they not have asylums in England anymore?

                  insane rantings deleted
                  Obviously they've closed the madhouses. I guess this is how commies get the vote.
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                  • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                    Originally posted by England View Post
                    Diana. The woman who did an abundance of charity work. Befriended those who were sick and in need. How very dreadful of her.
                    Diana was a cheap slut who could not keep her knickers on and is a eternal embarrassment to this nation. If God had truly loved Britain, he would have guided Prince Charles to a truly virtuous women, such as Sarah Palin

                    Originally posted by England View Post
                    The white flag with the red cross is the English flag. The United Kingdom is made up of 4 sections. The same as America is made up on individual states. It is not a gay symbol its represents St. George
                    This to me is more proof (as if more proof were needed), that God hates Britain. He did not even bother to provide us with a flag of our own. Instead we had to apropriate that of St. George, who in reality was a filthy Palastinain mercenary, who died a cowards death, executed for insubordination and refusing to follow orders.

                    The shame that our nation should use the flag of such a character, is almost too upsetting to contemplate.
                    The Lord is my shepherd.

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                    • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                      Originally posted by iBenneh View Post
                      'cos I told him he didn't exist and he agreed.

                      Like my use of Christian logic there? Scum like you can understand better when logic is illogical. I'm sure you'll understand more now.
                      Look, you dull-witted piece of uneducated garbage.

                      Brother James Hutchins is a True Christian gentleman of stature and grace. Not only is he a better man than me, he's more valuable than you and your entire family line; all of them.

                      Don't you EVER call your host a name again, you mannerless lot lizard's son conceived in a truck stop toilet! If you knew who your grandmother was she would be ashamed of you.
                      The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                      • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                        Originally posted by England View Post
                        The US of A as you put it is a mish mash of immigrants.
                        So unless your a Native American your not American.
                        Chances are you are of European decent or something.

                        Which brings me to my next point.
                        The first post made me laugh so hard its unreal. I think I may have ruptured a blood vessel. What a complete lunatic.

                        For a start your country wouldnt really exist as it does at the minute if it wasn't for the British. You may have won jyour independence but you are just off shoots from our Empire. Also the French, Spanish and other countries.

                        Dental Health Care. Yawn. Change the record. The joke is boring now. Its all the yanks ever come up with.

                        The NHS. Naturally has its faults as does everything and yet is gives everyone the right to healthcare. You dont get bombarded with bills and get booted out from hospitals if you dont have great insurance.

                        Donations from France and Germany? Excuse me? Where is your proof? Show me some documents if you please?

                        As for obesity - the states have a higher rate so go have a cheeseburger.

                        FOOTBALL hooligans not soccer. The game is played using the foot and a ball hence football. Funny you claim they are oh so lethal yet the states have a higher rate of crime than us. Violent crime at that. So I shall keep my hooligans and you keep your guns.

                        Diana. The woman who did an abundance of charity work. Befriended those who were sick and in need. How very dreadful of her.


                        The world is round. FACT. The world was created through a collision in space. FACT. Evidence supports this. Your bible was written thousands of years ago by a bunch of foolish men (What a shock men doing something mormonic) theres a damn good chance they ommited large chunks of Jesus' life to suit their purpose. Its also a massive pile of hypocrisy. From start to end. I have a feeling all the pen holders were also masogynists. Im so glad theres such things as Science and logic in the world. Its needed to balance out the farce that is religion.

                        America? Holy Land? Im sorry but HA! Amazing. There is no words for that. Except dillusional.

                        You know whats utterly hilarious though you all harp on about your "King James Bible" and yet in the original post insult the royal family which King James was from? Surely this version of the bible must be garbage seeing as God hates Britain partly down to the royal family and a member of the royal family commissioned this version. Just something for you to ponder.

                        Oh and if we're so horrid why do you use our language? You know English. You alter it slightly but fundamentally its English.

                        The white flag with the red cross is the English flag. The United Kingdom is made up of 4 sections. The same as America is made up on individual states. It is not a gay symbol its represents St. George - you absolute tools open a bloody encyclopedia and broaden your horizons. This I understand will be a foreign concept to you and very difficult but for the sake of logic everywhere give it a go you might learn something worth while.

                        To end if you lot truely are what God intends (which I highly doubt as your all raving psycho Nazi's and look what happened there) then sign me up for the flames of hell. Evidently all the sane people will be there.

                        American True Christians please accept my humble apology and behalf of my countrymen for this regarded nonsense. The English look up to the USA and most of us are aware that we are inferior. Our education system is so poor that it can produce fools like this. Where would we be if we never had George W Bush to help us out? We are indeed a third world country and we will always be indebted to the great USA.

                        From an ashamed englishmen

                        Jack
                        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                        • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                          Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                          American True Christians please accept my humble apology and behalf of my countrymen for this regarded nonsense. The English look up to the USA and most of us are aware that we are inferior. Our education system is so poor that it can produce fools like this. Where would we be if we never had George W Bush to help us out? We are indeed a third world country and we will always be indebted to the great USA.

                          From an ashamed englishmen

                          Jack
                          I think they should be thanking you and the other 9 True Christian Englishmen for living in their sick society. After all if it wasn't for the 10 of you, God would have dumped that rock into the ocean long ago.

                          Genesis 18:32 And he said, Oh let not the LORD be angry, and I will speak yet but this once: Peradventure ten shall be found there. And he said, I will not destroy it for ten's sake.
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                          • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                            Brother Jack, you're a smart person of the British persuasion, maybe you can help me out here. I'm having trouble understanding what this guy is on about when he says:

                            The United Kingdom is made up of 4 sections. The same as America is made up on individual states.
                            Is he saying that Wales is no different than say New Jersey? Also, if this is true, why does the Queen of England have status as being the queen for all of the United Kingdom? Surely, that doesn't wash with the Scots? And why is there a Prince of Wales, but no King of Wales? The whole thing just confuses me to no ends.

                            I profess to have a limited knowledge of the UK, this is mostly due to lack of interest. However, my interest is temporarily piqued by the inane babbling that dude posted.
                            Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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                            • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                              Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill View Post
                              Brother Jack, you're a smart person of the British persuasion, maybe you can help me out here. I'm having trouble understanding what this guy is on about when he says:



                              Is he saying that Wales is no different than say New Jersey? Also, if this is true, why does the Queen of England have status as being the queen for all of the United Kingdom? Surely, that doesn't wash with the Scots? And why is there a Prince of Wales, but no King of Wales? The whole thing just confuses me to no ends.

                              I profess to have a limited knowledge of the UK, this is mostly due to lack of interest. However, my interest is temporarily piqued by the inane babbling that dude posted.
                              Unfortunately I went through english state education so do not know the answers. The population is too busy watching fag TV presenters and soaps to learn anything. I'm am quite confident that the deluded 'engand' retard will be busy online looking up the answers for you, he will probably pretent he just knew the answers but it will be a lie,

                              YiC

                              Jack
                              Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                              I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                              • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                                Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                Unfortunately I went through english state education so do not know the answers. The population is too busy watching fag TV presenters and soaps to learn anything. I'm am quite confident that the deluded 'engand' retard will be busy online looking up the answers for you, he will probably pretent he just knew the answers but it will be a lie,

                                YiC

                                Jack
                                Oh, well. Thanks anyways Jack. I looked it up online and it just said, "nobody cares". That pretty much sums things up. I've lost interest again.

                                As for the 'engand' retard:

                                Originally posted by England
                                FOOTBALL hooligans not soccer. The game is played using the foot and a ball hence football.
                                I don't like when you people do this. You act like you are somehow better than others for combining foot and ball to create a sport's name, and that all others are inferior for using another word that is less descriptive yet more creative. Allow me to point out your use of the word "cricket" to describe a sport that has nothing to do with crickets.
                                Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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