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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

    Originally posted by KingArthur View Post
    alot of you American's have probably never even left your state let alone your own country
    I have been to Scotland in 2010. It was horrible. Nothing can prepare a man for that.

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  • QueenArthur
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    alot of you American's have probably never even left your state let alone your own country, the flag is incorrect by the way

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  • Nobar King
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    The British are so stupid that they have to put a sign on the gas station to tell people not to stick the nozzle up the bum.

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  • Jack O'fagan
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    Originally posted by speedyblupi View Post

    Many of us do accept Jesus, and there are lots of fundamentalist Baptists in the UK/Britain/England what ever you want to call it. My best friend is one for example.
    I also am British. There are no true Christian churches in the UK. They all lie and twist the Bible to fit modern secular morality. You friend is not a Christian, if he was he would not associate with someone like you,

    2 Corinthians 6:14
    Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

    Luke 9:5
    And whosoever will not receive you, when ye go out of that city, shake off the very dust from your feet for a testimony against them.

    If your friend will turn his back on you, shake the dust from his feet and follow God's word then we would welcome him with open arms. We are a very friendly bunch here,

    YIC

    Jack

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  • speedyburp
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    I am British. Some of what you say is correct:
    The NHS is rubbish in many ways, but it is better to have it than not, though there are alternatives that would be more effective.

    We traditionally drive on the left because if you are on horseback it makes it easier to defend yourself with a gun against highwaymen at crossroads (I know this is stupid, but it really doesn't matter as there is no reason that driving on the right should be favoured)

    Football (or as people in the USA call it: soccer) hooliganism is a huge problem and leads to large amounts of crime and other things like alcoholism. Most major teams have gangs of hooligans, but it's not like every football game has people being murdered.

    There is a lot of porn, but no-one is forcing anyone to look at it.

    The Royal family is not inbred, but nevertheless the way they leech off our taxes for all their needs is immoral - if someone on benefits does it we hate them, yet we love the Queen, which is just stupid.

    Drunkenness is a problem and there are many under age binge drinkers, but obesity is nowhere near as much as a problem as it is in the USA.

    The rest of the stuff is not really true, and you are either misinformed or just lying about us, which we do NOT appreciate.

    Many of us do accept Jesus, and there are lots of fundamentalist Baptists in the UK/Britain/England what ever you want to call it. My best friend is one for example.

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  • Jack O'fagan
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    Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

    Originally posted by whythehate View Post
    If any of you had ever actually read the bible you would be ashamed of yourselves. I only wish that god was real so that he bitch slap you out of the gates and into the fire you sick piffles.
    Yet another fool who makes a knee jerk reaction based on no knowledge of the Bible.

    Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.


    YIC

    Jack

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Originally posted by whythehate View Post
    If any of you had ever actually read the bible you would be ashamed of yourselves. I only wish that god was real so that he bitch slap you out of the gates and into the fire you sick piffles.
    Please show where we have misquoted or misrepresented the Bible. If you had read the Bible you'd know that we are washed free from sin in the blood of Christ and that you are going to Hell for your unbelief.

    Thank you for blessing us with your persecution.

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  • whythehate
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    If any of you had ever actually read the bible you would be ashamed of yourselves. I only wish that god was real so that he bitch slap you out of the gates and into the fire you sick fucks.

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  • notquitesixty
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    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    I have heard that all brits are 'Dandies", is that true?
    No, it's not true, nor is it true that we all wear bowler hats or flat caps and talk like Dick van Dyke. The trouble with a lot of Americans is they think the USA is the centre of the universe, don't take the time to research other nations and think all nations should be exactly like their's. I have recently been watching a television series in the United Kingdom - Living with the Amish where a group of English teenagers spend time living the life of various Amish families. Now those Americans I like a lot judging by what I see. I will get a better view of your average American citizen when I visit relations over Easter. It will be my first visit to the USA and I am looking forward to it very much (as long as I don't getting asked if I'm Australian!)

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  • notquitesixty
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    I think you'll also find that Brits don't like it when people who seem to be an authority on their country and its inhabitants don't know how to spell Britain.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by JackalMKII View Post
    Vos filius of a meretricis quisnam piffleed suus own frater
    This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at you now in Christ's name!

    Father,
    In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

    Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

    In Jesus name I pray..
    Amen

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  • Jack O'fagan
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    Originally posted by JackalMKII View Post
    You really think that? Your hating just as much and I will react in kind.
    You can think Curses only dwell in my mind? I won't send anything at you because none of you are worth the valuable energy. But if you believe the bible I would have thought you believed sorcery to be real

    And I'm acting like a baby?
    So changing my location because I challenged you to "In my mums Closet" isn't immature?
    I rarely respond with violence but then what I have seen on this site is a bunch of sick bastards who believe Rape is an acceptable part of society...
    Then I think I have a right to threaten you.
    Come on! Send your curses. I could do with a laugh. God is stronger than sorcery.

    Exodus 7:11Then Pharaoh also called the wise men and the sorcerers: now the magicians of Egypt, they also did in like manner with their enchantments.
    12For they cast down every man his rod, and they became serpents: but Aaron's rod swallowed up their rods.

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Originally posted by JackalMKII View Post
    I've seen my gods, Have you?
    Why do you think we are even remotely interested about your tribal gods?

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  • JackalMKII
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    And then the marker...

    "Jackal MKII is an Idolator and a sorceror who follows false gods"
    I don't even need to curse you, I've seen my gods, Have you? and there wrath will come down on you without my requests.

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  • JackalMKII
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    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
    Grow up and stop acting like a baby. You are just making yourself look foolish. I did not insult your friend I just corrected her and asked her some questions.

    You do not know the Bible better than me.

    Send me as many curses as you want. It will make no difference to me. The only place that they will exist is in your head. Read the Bible, all of it. You can then educated your friend.

    YIC

    Jack
    You really think that? Your hating just as much and I will react in kind.
    You can think Curses only dwell in my mind? I won't send anything at you because none of you are worth the valuable energy. But if you believe the bible I would have thought you believed sorcery to be real

    And I'm acting like a baby?
    So changing my location because I challenged you to "In my mums Closet" isn't immature?
    I rarely respond with violence but then what I have seen on this site is a bunch of sick bastards who believe Rape is an acceptable part of society...
    Then I think I have a right to threaten you.

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