[Jo Freddie]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

Trust the pirate to turn up and make a nonsense remark. Go and eat you Jesus Happy Meal.

I ask yer before but yer never answer, why would I be wanting to eat some revolting rations from a casket with a bearded woman on it?

[Lisa H]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

I ask yer before but yer never answer, why would I be wanting to eat some revolting rations from a casket with a bearded woman on it?

Then why did you order it, if you did not want it.

[Jo Freddie]

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Then why did you order it, if you did not want it.

I be asking yer before where I ordered it but yer be too stupid to understand. I be thinking that have turned your thinking parts* to bilge water.

(her brain to those of yer that be having one that be working)

[Lisa H]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

I be asking yer before where I ordered it but yer be too stupid to understand. I be thinking that have turned your thinking parts* to bilge water.

(her brain to those of yer that be having one that be working)

Did you forget to get your King James Bible, here you go

[wijzeman Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

I have read this whole thread and I'm really wondering if all of you are just making fun of Belgium for the heck of it or if you really mean it... and I seriously hope it is the former.
But anyhow, as a Belgian, I am really offended by this post (even if it's just for fun) and I would really like to not have this kind of nonsense on the net.

But anyway, seeing as I am from Belgium I feel obligated to reply here and try to correct some of the false information the OP tries to spread.

1.Belgium doesn't have a own language. One part speaks French and the other part speaks a Italian version of the Dutch language.

The variety of Dutch that's speaken in Belgium is called dutch and it's just a slightly altered version of Holland's Dutch.
And why is that so bad? Seeing as how Americans just speak the English language.

2. The people from Belgium never wash themself, so they stink. But they are to stupid to even smell it.

I wash myself daily and I know of more Belgians who wash themselves.
Where do you get your facts from?

3. They are also deaf, so they are screaming always. They also invented the megaphone.

Again, where do you get your facts from?
According to my investigation a megaphone was first used at a Hollywood movie set.

4.The Prime minister of Belgium: Yves Leterme is homosexual.(gay)

Wrong. He is married and has kids.

5. Belgium's economy is in such poor state that they made the Euro.

The euro was a joint effort made by most European countries and last time I checked our economy (both Europe and Belgium) is way better than USA's economy.

6. In Belgium is normal to rape childeren in basements and to kill them.

Aw, come on... you're very short sighted if anyone really believes that. The actions of one man can't be generalised to a whole country.

7. The people from Belgium are one of the most dumbest of Europe. They all believe that Mars is bigger then the earth and that the earth is not flat.

Mars IS bigger than Earth and the Earth IS flat... about 90% of the people all over the world believe that.

8. 60% of Belgium is either gay or Jewish. Every single person in Belgium plays the Saxophone as they invented it.

I don't plat saxophone so there goes your 'fact'.
And where did you find that 60% value?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

Did you forget to get your King James Bible, here you go

Arr thank you Missy, I be needing to pay a visit to the Head soon, and we be out of the soft stuff so that will ave to do.

[Wide-Open]

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Wow!!! your wisdom is amazing. President of Europe??

Amen Brother. They are lying trough their teeth - assuming they have some left. Otherwise, they are just lying through their gums.

[Auriana]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

http://www.european-council.europa.e...president.aspx
Look at the video, it's the european president

Maybe you should come out of your trailerparks and start to pay attention to what is happening in the rest of the world...
Brussel sprouts are a vegetable... sprouts that come from brussels...
Jean claude van damme aka the muscels from brussles comes from our capital..
But I think I know where your mistakes lie... If you've never read a book that's written after 1829 it makes sence you've never heard of Belgium and believe it's not real..

[Auriana]

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God did not create you in his image.. if he did god would be a narrowminded fuck... which he is not by the way.. so your perception of god must be flawed..
If god exists he's bigger and better then any one of us or the biggest human weakness.
God loves us unconditionally..So I don't know who you worship... but it's definatly not God

And ofcourse herman van rompuy is not the president of europe.. he's president of the european council... but that isn't really important... the thing is that he lives in belgium.. the country you say does not exist

[Nobar King]

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God loves us unconditionally..So I don't know who you worship... but it's definatly not God

Are you suggesting that God loves the islamofascist terrorists who blew up the twin towers on 9/11? That's what it sounds like. If I knew what godforsaken country you lived in I would turn you in for being a terrorist sympathizer.

You really need to take another look at your bible and figure out what it REALLY says, not what you want it to say.

[James Dewitt]

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=Auriana;602038 Satanic link removed

Maybe you should come out of your trailerparks and start to pay attention to what is happening in the rest of the world...

What is wrong with trailers, I don't live in one. I hold no hatred for those who do. Why do you hate them?

Brussel sprouts are a vegetable... sprouts that come from brussels...

The ancien Romans cultivated them, you stole them and renamed them. Why do you people steal?

Jean claude van damme aka the muscels from brussles comes from our capital..

That's something to be proud of a Homersexural, Yea for you.

But I think I know where your mistakes lie... If you've never read a book that's written after 1829 it makes sence you've never heard of Belgium and believe it's not real..

The KJV 1611 is the only book you need, and the only book worth reading.

God did not create you in his image..

Genesis 1- 27
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

if he did god would be a narrowminded piffle... which he is not by the way.. so your perception of god must be flawed..

Do you know what blasphemy is?
Leviticus 24:13-16 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.And thou shalt speak unto the children of Israel, saying, Whosoever curseth his God shall bear his sin.And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.

If god exists he's bigger and better then any one of us or the biggest human weakness.

If God exists? read this

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=13955

God loves us unconditionally..So I don't know who you worship... but it's definatly not God

Can you show me that in scripture?

You need to get a Bible, a KJV1611 and read it.
Why do you hate Jesus?

[Auriana]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

Well.. we may have stolen some vegetables... you stole your country and slaughtered thousands of people in the proces... think God is proud of that?
I'm sorry but really... we have some great commedians in our country.. but none of them are as funny as you people..
Maybe God will have pitty on you in the end, just because he is kind to retards.

I however am not... so may I cast this ancient Belgian curse on you:

ulle moeder!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

I however am not... so may I cast this ancient Belgian curse on you:

ulle moeder!!

This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold.

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

[Auriana]

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This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold.

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

Nah, didn't work...

guess your prayers are no match for belgian witchcraft...
Let me sharpen my horns and shine my hoofs and give it another go:

ulle moeder, ulle moeder, ulle moeder...
was een marginale trien
en gulle zijt een bende kankerlijers

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

Nah, didn't work...

guess your prayers are no match for belgian witchcraft...
Let me sharpen my horns and shine my hoofs and give it another go:

ulle moeder, ulle moeder, ulle moeder...
was een marginale trien
en gulle zijt een bende kankerlijers

That did.