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  • Jo Freddie
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    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #121
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
    Trust the pirate to turn up and make a nonsense remark. Go and eat you Jesus Happy Meal.
    I ask yer before but yer never answer, why would I be wanting to eat some revolting rations from a casket with a bearded woman on it?
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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070

      #122
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      I ask yer before but yer never answer, why would I be wanting to eat some revolting rations from a casket with a bearded woman on it?
      Then why did you order it, if you did not want it.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Jo Freddie
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        • Apr 2009
        • 6339

        #123
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
        Then why did you order it, if you did not want it.
        I be asking yer before where I ordered it but yer be too stupid to understand. I be thinking that have turned your thinking parts* to bilge water.

        (her brain to those of yer that be having one that be working)
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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 5070

          #124
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          I be asking yer before where I ordered it but yer be too stupid to understand. I be thinking that have turned your thinking parts* to bilge water.

          (her brain to those of yer that be having one that be working)
          Did you forget to get your King James Bible, here you go
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • wijzeman
            • Sep 2010
            • 2

            #125
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

            I have read this whole thread and I'm really wondering if all of you are just making fun of Belgium for the heck of it or if you really mean it... and I seriously hope it is the former.
            But anyhow, as a Belgian, I am really offended by this post (even if it's just for fun) and I would really like to not have this kind of nonsense on the net.

            But anyway, seeing as I am from Belgium I feel obligated to reply here and try to correct some of the false information the OP tries to spread.

            1.Belgium doesn't have a own language. One part speaks French and the other part speaks a Italian version of the Dutch language.
            The variety of Dutch that's speaken in Belgium is called dutch and it's just a slightly altered version of Holland's Dutch.
            And why is that so bad? Seeing as how Americans just speak the English language.


            2. The people from Belgium never wash themself, so they stink. But they are to stupid to even smell it.
            I wash myself daily and I know of more Belgians who wash themselves.
            Where do you get your facts from?


            3. They are also deaf, so they are screaming always. They also invented the megaphone.
            Again, where do you get your facts from?
            According to my investigation a megaphone was first used at a Hollywood movie set.


            4.The Prime minister of Belgium: Yves Leterme is homosexual.(gay)
            Wrong. He is married and has kids.


            5. Belgium's economy is in such poor state that they made the Euro.
            The euro was a joint effort made by most European countries and last time I checked our economy (both Europe and Belgium) is way better than USA's economy.


            6. In Belgium is normal to rape childeren in basements and to kill them.
            Aw, come on... you're very short sighted if anyone really believes that. The actions of one man can't be generalised to a whole country.


            7. The people from Belgium are one of the most dumbest of Europe. They all believe that Mars is bigger then the earth and that the earth is not flat.
            Mars IS bigger than Earth and the Earth IS flat... about 90% of the people all over the world believe that.


            8. 60% of Belgium is either gay or Jewish. Every single person in Belgium plays the Saxophone as they invented it.
            I don't plat saxophone so there goes your 'fact'.
            And where did you find that 60% value?

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            • Jo Freddie
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              • Apr 2009
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              #126
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
              Did you forget to get your King James Bible, here you go
              Arr thank you Missy, I be needing to pay a visit to the Head soon, and we be out of the soft stuff so that will ave to do.
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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #127
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                Originally posted by TheSalvationBeliever View Post
                Wow!!! your wisdom is amazing. President of Europe??
                Amen Brother. They are lying trough their teeth - assuming they have some left. Otherwise, they are just lying through their gums.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Auriana
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 7

                  #128
                  Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                  http://www.european-council.europa.e...president.aspx
                  Look at the video, it's the european president

                  Maybe you should come out of your trailerparks and start to pay attention to what is happening in the rest of the world...
                  Brussel sprouts are a vegetable... sprouts that come from brussels...
                  Jean claude van damme aka the muscels from brussles comes from our capital..
                  But I think I know where your mistakes lie... If you've never read a book that's written after 1829 it makes sence you've never heard of Belgium and believe it's not real..

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                  • Auriana
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 7

                    #129
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                    God did not create you in his image.. if he did god would be a narrowminded fuck... which he is not by the way.. so your perception of god must be flawed..
                    If god exists he's bigger and better then any one of us or the biggest human weakness.
                    God loves us unconditionally..So I don't know who you worship... but it's definatly not God

                    And ofcourse herman van rompuy is not the president of europe.. he's president of the european council... but that isn't really important... the thing is that he lives in belgium.. the country you say does not exist

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #130
                      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                      Originally posted by Auriana View Post
                      God loves us unconditionally..So I don't know who you worship... but it's definatly not God
                      Are you suggesting that God loves the islamofascist terrorists who blew up the twin towers on 9/11? That's what it sounds like. If I knew what godforsaken country you lived in I would turn you in for being a terrorist sympathizer.

                      You really need to take another look at your bible and figure out what it REALLY says, not what you want it to say.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • James Dewitt
                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6267

                        #131
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                        =Auriana;602038 Satanic link removed


                        Maybe you should come out of your trailerparks and start to pay attention to what is happening in the rest of the world...

                        What is wrong with trailers, I don't live in one. I hold no hatred for those who do. Why do you hate them?


                        Brussel sprouts are a vegetable... sprouts that come from brussels...
                        The ancien Romans cultivated them, you stole them and renamed them. Why do you people steal?


                        Jean claude van damme aka the muscels from brussles comes from our capital..
                        That's something to be proud of a Homersexural, Yea for you.


                        But I think I know where your mistakes lie... If you've never read a book that's written after 1829 it makes sence you've never heard of Belgium and believe it's not real..
                        The KJV 1611 is the only book you need, and the only book worth reading.

                        God did not create you in his image..
                        Genesis 1- 27
                        So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

                        if he did god would be a narrowminded piffle... which he is not by the way.. so your perception of god must be flawed..
                        Do you know what blasphemy is?
                        Leviticus 24:13-16 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.And thou shalt speak unto the children of Israel, saying, Whosoever curseth his God shall bear his sin.And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.


                        If god exists he's bigger and better then any one of us or the biggest human weakness.
                        If God exists? read this

                        The origins of life and the earth from a creationist (Biblical) perspective.


                        God loves us unconditionally..So I don't know who you worship... but it's definatly not God
                        Can you show me that in scripture?

                        You need to get a Bible, a KJV1611 and read it.
                        Why do you hate Jesus?

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                        • Auriana
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 7

                          #132
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                          Well.. we may have stolen some vegetables... you stole your country and slaughtered thousands of people in the proces... think God is proud of that?
                          I'm sorry but really... we have some great commedians in our country.. but none of them are as funny as you people..
                          Maybe God will have pitty on you in the end, just because he is kind to retards.

                          I however am not... so may I cast this ancient Belgian curse on you:

                          ulle moeder!!

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552

                            #133
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                            Originally posted by Auriana View Post
                            I however am not... so may I cast this ancient Belgian curse on you:

                            ulle moeder!!
                            This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold.

                            Father,
                            In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

                            Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

                            In Jesus name I pray..
                            Amen
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Auriana
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 7

                              #134
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold.

                              Father,
                              In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

                              Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

                              In Jesus name I pray..
                              Amen
                              Nah, didn't work...

                              guess your prayers are no match for belgian witchcraft...
                              Let me sharpen my horns and shine my hoofs and give it another go:

                              ulle moeder, ulle moeder, ulle moeder...
                              was een marginale trien
                              en gulle zijt een bende kankerlijers

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552

                                #135
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                                Originally posted by Auriana View Post
                                Nah, didn't work...

                                guess your prayers are no match for belgian witchcraft...
                                Let me sharpen my horns and shine my hoofs and give it another go:

                                ulle moeder, ulle moeder, ulle moeder...
                                was een marginale trien
                                en gulle zijt een bende kankerlijers
                                That did.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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