[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!

Don't you just love it when the French try to do technology?

They have spent $20.5 BILLION on 2,000 new trains that are too wide to fit the platforms.

Merde alors!

Oh, I know many people who buy French cars, because they are so cheap. The only problem is, that moving with those vehicles is a little bit difficult.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!



Don't you just love it when the French try to do technology?

They have spent $20.5 BILLION on 2,000 new trains that are too wide to fit the platforms.

Merde alors!

[Attila's Wife]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!

I was wondering why so many people on this thread were only pretending to be Frenchies, then I remembered reason number - where are we now? - about 153, maybe even more:

• They are deceitful, pretending they don't speak or understand American, when really their so-called language is just muddled up, badly-spelled English.

For example, there's a political party there called the Front National. That's just the party my sons belong to, the National Front, backwards. They even spelled that one right - yay them!

And how many American words are there in so-called French? Too many to even list, is how many! Garage, giraffe, mayonnaise, ballet, justice, orange, route, sauce, turquoise - and those are just the ones that are spelled exactly the same!

Then there's all the stuff they spell just a bit differently, like "un" for "an" and "bœuf" for "beef" - how pretentious is that œ ? And they put squiggles on words like cretin - a word you need a LOT in France - so it looks like crétin. Still means the same.

Yet you go into a bar in Paris and ask nicely for a coffee and one of those croissant things and they just look at you like you're the one speaking a foreign language. So rude!

[Didymus Much]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!

She isn't a French...

The car dimwit, the car!

What the sheep said.

As far as Ms. Jones is concerned, I still haven't forgiven her for her part in the worst Bond flick ever.

Which, now that I think of it, also took place partially in France. So, there's that, too.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!

She isn't a French. She's a nigra. Nice try, godmocker.

The car dimwit, the car!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!

She isn't a French. She's a nigra. Nice try, godmocker.

[Didymus Much]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!

Tires screech on sand, high performance driving in sandals, then shades of Zardoz as she drives into her own head while saying (in a gawdawful American accent), "CX2, the beauty, SAVAGE!!1!", followed by a belch?!

Just,

[James Hutchins]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!

That's Vive la France, trolltard.

Why is no one surprised the trolls french was bad. I thought they were all snooty about perfect pronunciation.
When they crumble due to economic failures, I hope they do not dare come to the US of A again to defend their chicken shit lives.We did it in WWI, WWII, Korea and the 'Nam. Enough is enough.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!

VIVA LA FRANCE!

That's Vive la France, trolltard.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!

VIVA LA FRANCE!

You do realize France is in Europe now don't you? Living in a bankrupt continent is hardly something to be proud about...

[Titus Templeton]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!

You damn people of France always push this thread. God hates you!

[marisolmichaud]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!

VIVA LA FRANCE!

[shy Rita]

Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France!

Rita,

What are you "just saying"? This expression is on the 2011 list of banished words. Please do not use in our forums.
http://www.lssu.edu/banished/archive/2011.php

My apologies, I was unaware of this. Also, I am running on about six hours of sleep. If I say anything odd, please attribute it to my lack of sleep. Thank you.

[shy Rita]

Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France!

As someone new to this I recommend you be very careful about what Atheists say; the God mockers like to portray religion as something ridiculous. How can you respect or trust anyone who thinks like that?

I don't respect or trust them they just give me a splitting headache. I'm okay now though- I found out is was partially lack of sleep. That's what happens when I'm up until 2 am reading the Bible.

[Roberta]

Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France!

New York isn't that terrible. Considering how many visitors we get from the Midwest yearly (which is a lot) I wouldn't be too quick to condemn NYC. We're the reason for your beloved Patriot Act. Just saying.

Rita,

What are you "just saying"? This expression is on the 2011 list of banished words. Please do not use in our forums.

http://www.lssu.edu/banished/archive/2011.php