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  • shy Rita
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Mar 2012
    • 250
    #121
    Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    This isn't about good or bad friend, its about authentic and inauthentic. New York isn't part of REAL America for years.
    Huh. You're right, my terrible headache (caused by reading some of the filth that sick atheists post here to get their kicks) is fogging up my brain. I'll be quiet until it goes away.

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405
        #122
        Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France!

        Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
        Huh. You're right, my terrible headache (caused by reading some of the filth that sick atheists post here to get their kicks) is fogging up my brain. I'll be quiet until it goes away.
        As someone new to this I recommend you be very careful about what Atheists say; the God mockers like to portray religion as something ridiculous. How can you respect or trust anyone who thinks like that?

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • Roberta
            Anti La Leche League Organizer
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2008
            • 1817
            #123
            Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France!

            Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
            New York isn't that terrible. Considering how many visitors we get from the Midwest yearly (which is a lot) I wouldn't be too quick to condemn NYC. We're the reason for your beloved Patriot Act. Just saying.
            Rita,

            What are you "just saying"? This expression is on the 2011 list of banished words. Please do not use in our forums.
            Page not found | Lake Superior State University
            http://www.lssu.edu/banished/archive/2011.php
            Come climb my mountains.

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              • shy Rita
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Mar 2012
                • 250
                #124
                Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France!

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                As someone new to this I recommend you be very careful about what Atheists say; the God mockers like to portray religion as something ridiculous. How can you respect or trust anyone who thinks like that?
                I don't respect or trust them they just give me a splitting headache. I'm okay now though- I found out is was partially lack of sleep. That's what happens when I'm up until 2 am reading the Bible.

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                  • shy Rita
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Mar 2012
                    • 250
                    #125
                    Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France!

                    Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                    Rita,

                    What are you "just saying"? This expression is on the 2011 list of banished words. Please do not use in our forums.
                    http://www.lssu.edu/banished/archive/2011.php
                    My apologies, I was unaware of this. Also, I am running on about six hours of sleep. If I say anything odd, please attribute it to my lack of sleep. Thank you.

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                      • marisolmichaud
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Aug 2012
                        • 1
                        #126
                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!

                        VIVA LA FRANCE!

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                          • Titus Templeton
                            Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                            Jesus macht frei
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 5912
                            #127
                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!

                            You damn people of France always push this thread. God hates you!
                            -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                            -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                            -Holocaust Jokes
                            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                            -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                            -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                            -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                              • Cranky Old Man
                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                 
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 22350
                                #128
                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!

                                Originally posted by marisolmichaud View Post
                                VIVA LA FRANCE!
                                You do realize France is in Europe now don't you? Living in a bankrupt continent is hardly something to be proud about...
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                  • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                    Senior Pastor
                                    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                    Always Biblically correct
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                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 10639
                                    #129
                                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!

                                    Originally posted by marisolmichaud View Post
                                    VIVA LA FRANCE!
                                    That's Vive la France, trolltard.
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                                      • James Hutchins
                                        True Christian™
                                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                         
                                        • Jun 2009
                                        • 29433
                                        #130
                                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                                        That's Vive la France, trolltard.
                                        Why is no one surprised the trolls french was bad. I thought they were all snooty about perfect pronunciation.
                                        When they crumble due to economic failures, I hope they do not dare come to the US of A again to defend their chicken shit lives.We did it in WWI, WWII, Korea and the 'Nam. Enough is enough.
                                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                          • Didymus Much
                                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                            • Jun 2010
                                            • 14076
                                            #131
                                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!



                                            Tires screech on sand, high performance driving in sandals, then shades of Zardoz as she drives into her own head while saying (in a gawdawful American accent), "CX2, the beauty, SAVAGE!!1!", followed by a belch?!

                                            Just,

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78552
                                                #132
                                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!

                                                She isn't a French. She's a nigra. Nice try, godmocker.
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                                                  • Jo Freddie
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                    • Apr 2009
                                                    • 6339
                                                    #133
                                                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    She isn't a French. She's a nigra. Nice try, godmocker.
                                                    The car dimwit, the car!
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                                                      • Didymus Much
                                                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                                        • Jun 2010
                                                        • 14076
                                                        #134
                                                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        She isn't a French...
                                                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                                        The car dimwit, the car!
                                                        What the sheep said.

                                                        As far as Ms. Jones is concerned, I still haven't forgiven her for her part in the worst Bond flick ever.

                                                        Which, now that I think of it, also took place partially in France. So, there's that, too.

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                                                          • Attila's Wife
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Jul 2013
                                                            • 1941
                                                            #135
                                                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!

                                                            I was wondering why so many people on this thread were only pretending to be Frenchies, then I remembered reason number - where are we now? - about 153, maybe even more:

                                                            • They are deceitful, pretending they don't speak or understand American, when really their so-called language is just muddled up, badly-spelled English.


                                                            For example, there's a political party there called the Front National. That's just the party my sons belong to, the National Front, backwards. They even spelled that one right - yay them!

                                                            And how many American words are there in so-called French? Too many to even list, is how many! Garage, giraffe, mayonnaise, ballet, justice, orange, route, sauce, turquoise - and those are just the ones that are spelled exactly the same!

                                                            Then there's all the stuff they spell just a bit differently, like "un" for "an" and "bœuf" for "beef" - how pretentious is that œ ? And they put squiggles on words like cretin - a word you need a LOT in France - so it looks like crétin. Still means the same.

                                                            Yet you go into a bar in Paris and ask nicely for a coffee and one of those croissant things and they just look at you like you're the one speaking a foreign language. So rude!
                                                            2 Timothy 3:16

                                                            All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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