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Re: Why God Hates Canada
because it has a similar title doesn't mean its making fun of it
because it has a similar title doesn't mean its making fun of it
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Re: Why God Hates Canada
How can the country Columbia use a drug? Do you want to show us where to put the straw?Originally posted by Stuey105 View Post
Why are we discussing the socio-political history of the main export product of a 3rd world nation?Comment
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Re: Why God Hates Canada
plus not all muslims are terrorists, i have muslim friends and they don't have any intention of bombing anywhereComment
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Most muslims aren't terrorists, its a few that give the religion that repComment
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So if I changed my username to Gooey105 and started making silly posts that mock your posts, you wouldn't think I was making fun of you?Originally posted by Stuey105 View PostLet Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Nobar, Learn the definition of reputation, then come back
Victory, You would be making fun of me, but I wouldn't care because I'm not so sensitive that I cry or throw a hissy-fit over a parody.Comment
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Oh! here's a video from a Canadian comedy show, if you don't get any of the jokes, you're an ignorant pigComment
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Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Oh sorry i forgot the link, here
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Ok, so lets see if I "get" the so-called cannuckistani "jokes" on this TV show.Originally posted by Stuey105 View Post
Some queer Cannuck sneaks up on law-abiding, freedom-loving Americans, tells them outrageous lies, and then records their sincere replys attached to a laugh track from the 1960's. Is that about it?
Do you realize that we could send in a squad of the Landover Baptist Boy Scouts and take over your Godless "country" in about 20 minutes?
Oh, sorry. I'll translate for you. "Aboot" 20 minutes is what I meant.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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According to this show the 17th rerun of 'Friends' on a saturdaynight in summer is refreshing intelligent television.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostOk, so lets see if I "get" the so-called cannuckistani "jokes" on this TV show.
Some queer Cannuck sneaks up on law-abiding, freedom-loving Americans, tells them outrageous lies, and then records their sincere replys attached to a laugh track from the 1960's. Is that about it?
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I think the Canuckistanis better get their act together soon, because God has His eye on them. Despite being a communist country, the Lord saw fit to make sure that the Godly Steven Harper got appointed as their president. The one decent man in the entire, desolate nation, and he's their leader! PRAISE!
Unfortunately, because they don't have real democracy there yet, President Harper isn't allowed to make the changes that really need to be made (like repealing sodomite marriage and criminalizing marihuana), but he is there as a shining beacon of hope! PRAISE JESUS!Posted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
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That's right, Sister Mary. The reefer addicts have been running the show far too long up there in Canada. The Good Lord will clear the path for Harper to take control of the land when the time is right, like he did for our own GW Bush.
Hallelujah, the northern border will soon be secure!Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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