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  • #1

    Why God Hates Canada

    Hi, I have a question, what are the general thoughts of this forum on Canada? How do you guys view my nation?
    Tags: canada, fear the hand of god, god hates, shithole countries, unsaved trash
  • #2
    Re: Canada

    Originally posted by Stuey105 View Post
    Hi, I have a question, what are the general thoughts of this forum on Canada? How do you guys view my nation?
    And what does this question have to do with Christian parenting?

    Please pay attention to the topic of the thread before making a post, ok?

    I'll go ahead and move this one...

    To answer your question, you only need to look at THIS thread.

    You are our communist neighbors to the north. You are our northern province, waiting for the day that we are bored enough to send in a few hundred marines to put you under Marshall Law. You are hated by God for being half-french, and especially for allowing radical queers to take over your government.

    If you had any sense at all, you'd apply for a Green Card today and beg our Godly President to accept you as an American. Jesus is going to smite your Godless cesspool of a country any day now.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Why God Hates Canada

      Originally posted by Stuey105 View Post
      Hi, I have a question, what are the general thoughts of this forum on Canada? How do you guys view my nation?
      I'm surprised to see that you have an internet connection in Africa.
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • #4
        Re: Why God Hates Canada

        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
        I'm surprised to see that you have an internet connection in Africa.
        Well that shows how ignorant you are since Canada and the US share a border.

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        • #5
          Re: Canada

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          And what does this question have to do with Christian parenting?

          Please pay attention to the topic of the thread before making a post, ok?

          I'll go ahead and move this one...

          To answer your question, you only need to look at THIS thread.

          You are our communist neighbors to the north. You are our northern province, waiting for the day that we are bored enough to send in a few hundred marines to put you under Marshall Law. You are hated by God for being half-french, and especially for allowing radical queers to take over your government.

          If you had any sense at all, you'd apply for a Green Card today and beg our Godly President to accept you as an American. Jesus is going to smite your Godless cesspool of a country any day now.
          Ok, sorry for the double post but let me set a few things straight. First, you need to look up the definition of Communism because Canada is absolutly not a communist country. Second, we aren't even close to being a province of the US, we are a separate, free nation. Third, I have enough sense to know that I would have to be an idiot to move to the US.

          By the way, sorry about posting a topic in the wrong place but I don't see why it belongs in the Christian Help section either. I don't need any help.

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          • #6
            Re: Why God Hates Canada

            Originally posted by Stuey105 View Post
            Well that shows how ignorant you are since Canada and the US share a border.
            Nah, that's Messyco isn't it? With the fence and all?

            Genesis 10:19
            And the border of the Canaanites was from Sidon, as thou comest to Gerar, unto Gaza; as thou goest, unto Sodom, and Gomorrah, and Admah, and Zeboim, even unto Lasha
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • #7
              Re: Why God Hates Canada

              Try looking a little further north

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              • #8
                Re: Why God Hates Canada

                Originally posted by Stuey105 View Post
                Well that shows how ignorant you are since Canada and the US share a border.
                Really? I always thought you guys were brought over as slaves?
                Originally posted by Stuey105 View Post
                Ok, sorry for the double post but let me set a few things straight. First, you need to look up the definition of Communism because Canada is absolutly not a communist country.
                Why do you have a Communist avatar, my Communonegro friend? Methinks someone's been reading a little too much Franz Fanon and Huey Newton.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #9
                  Re: Why God Hates Canada

                  And regular Columbia wasn't good enough for them, so they had to start their own, "British Columbia". Do you think that's code for "Canadian province where Brits can import Coke?"
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Why God Hates Canada

                    Moreover, Canadian coins have pictures of mooses on them, thereby encouraging bestiality; Jesus hates that.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Why God Hates Canada

                      Not to forget that Canada allowed mudslimes to make fun of an example of a true American family.



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                      • #12
                        Re: Why God Hates Canada

                        Ok, BC was named long before Columbia had Cocaine. Also, I would bet you $2,000 that there is no Canadian coin with a moose on it, and I don't see how that show is making fun of anything american, it's Canadians making fun of canada.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Why God Hates Canada

                          Originally posted by Stuey105 View Post
                          Ok, BC was named long before Columbia had Cocaine. Also, I would bet you $2,000 that there is no Canadian coin with a moose on it, and I don't see how that show is making fun of anything american, it's Canadians making fun of canada.
                          How much cocaine do they have up there? You must be yakking up too much, because it is clouding your sense of reason.

                          Do you know when BC was founded? What year?

                          And do you know the year that the coca plant was created? THE 2ND DAY, THAT'S WHEN!! God created all the plants on the earth on the same day. You do know that, don't you?
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Why God Hates Canada

                            I've never done a drug in my life and BC was founded in 1843. before Columbia had a reputation for using cocaine as a drug.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Why God Hates Canada

                              Originally posted by Stuey105 View Post
                              and I don't see how that show is making fun of anything american, it's Canadians making fun of canada.
                              "Little house on the prairie" was an American televisionshow handling mainly about good American familyvalues.

                              Making some kind of joke of it with terrorist moonworshippers and you don't see "how that show is making fun of anything american."


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