[TheWordisHate]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

...Only thing I understood was that she wants to become a whore.

And you dont with that picture... please bish we both know those badonkers are either photoshoped or just breast implants, what happened to proper women christian women clothing you guys are so into

[TheWordisHate]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

..go to Hell with the wizards

Thats where I got the wizard thing :3

[Roberta]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Oh I wasnt trying to disprove your religion, just trying to get you to understand the position you are in with the rest of the world ;P

Also... someone said there are gonna be wizards in hell, if that is true that would be soo much fun! Much better than you guys in heaven, I'm pretty sure you guys live to always fight something as it is shown in the wild accusations you make on your forums (this one + many many more) So once the people you fight disappear, what will you do? You will probably end up being bored, for me I would absolutely love if Heaven is where you get to pick what world you get to live in because I have such a great imagination that I pretty much could and have already created a whole bizarre world in my head from daydreaming during class so It would be fun but since I'm going to hell I guess I will just whore it out with wizards and witches in order to learn their magical powers so I can then become the greatest of them all and finally plan war on heaven where I can then end up creating my own world + because only a few people in this world are like you, heaven must have very limited fighting power therefore we would kill with numbers and God would be too busy fighting Satan to worry about me, same with Jesus fighting whoever the hell is Satan's child so I win after sneaking past some saints wile they fight off other demonic beasts and in the end get to do whatever I want :3

GO WIZARDS!

IOM has the highest incidence of teen alcoholism in the British Empire! Even higher than Austria! This is just an example of the Bushmills babbling. Only thing I understood was that she wants to become a whore.

[Didymus Much]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

...Also... someone said there are gonna be wizards in hell...

Who is this "someone", and why are they more trustworthy than the King James Bible?

[TheWordisHate]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Oh I wasnt trying to disprove your religion, just trying to get you to understand the position you are in with the rest of the world ;P

Also... someone said there are gonna be wizards in hell, if that is true that would be soo much fun! Much better than you guys in heaven, I'm pretty sure you guys live to always fight something as it is shown in the wild accusations you make on your forums (this one + many many more) So once the people you fight disappear, what will you do? You will probably end up being bored, for me I would absolutely love if Heaven is where you get to pick what world you get to live in because I have such a great imagination that I pretty much could and have already created a whole bizarre world in my head from daydreaming during class so It would be fun but since I'm going to hell I guess I will just whore it out with wizards and witches in order to learn their magical powers so I can then become the greatest of them all and finally plan war on heaven where I can then end up creating my own world + because only a few people in this world are like you, heaven must have very limited fighting power therefore we would kill with numbers and God would be too busy fighting Satan to worry about me, same with Jesus fighting whoever the hell is Satan's child so I win after sneaking past some saints wile they fight off other demonic beasts and in the end get to do whatever I want :3

GO WIZARDS!

[James Hutchins]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

WAIT... .......... here for ^^

Friend, we do not hate anyone. We care for everyone exactly as God states we must in the Bible.

You know, if you'd just lay down and accept Jesus's Gift of Love, your outlook would change dramatically.

God sees your words and it makes Him weep. Why do you do that?

[Didymus Much]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

...But if you want to play with the big boys, you gotta expand, endorse and accept all people from different ethnic groups as if you don't draw more attention you will never win over public thought...

Right there is YOUR logic fail. What use is being "popular"? What matters is being SAVED™, which will not come from watering down God's word to be more appealing to people who would rather continue what they're doing (ie. going to Hell) than obey their Creator with mind, body and soul as the Bible DEMANDS.

...And no, I haven't read your bible, not interested in your religion...

It was quite obvious from the outset that you hadn't.

Your ignorance didn't stop you from barging in here saying, "You're doing it wrong", though. Want to keep talking about logic fails, idiot?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

What you don't understand, missy is that we are not a political party trying to drum up trade like a t'penny whore plying her filthy trade at the docks with syphilis encrusted sailors back in port for the weekend.

We don't pander to the masses.

We give it to you straight, like a pear cider made with 90% pears. The Bible (KJV1611) is the Voice and the Word of God.

I don't want you to go to Hell with the wizards and adulters but I'm not going to compromise my beliefs for some short lived political contrivence.

It's called integrity, sister: True Christians™ have in spades.

Yours in Christ.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

WAIT... you guys believe in KJV1611... this is the first time I or any of my friends + family have heard of that and I'm pretty sure it is the same for the rest of the world because we are outgoing people and I'm like... whut? (grammar mistake intended) So anyways back to the point, you guys are like the baby church trying to throw a tantrum with the big churches, so cute... :3 But if you want to play with the big boys, you gotta expand, endorse and accept all people from different ethnic groups as if you don't draw more attention you will never win over public thought ^^ Basically I'm telling you that KJV1611 is as unpopular in the world today as Barbara Sreisand's nose... with pimples ><

Btw learn to spell, not Cathylick it is Catholic, got it? Good church now you go play with the other baby churches (Scientology, Mormons etc.) before you feel like growing up and try to take on Catholics, Muslims and Jews

And as I quote from Jesus probably somewhere in your bible: Go F*ck Yourself!
And no, I haven't read your bible, not interested in your religion. The only reason I am here is because of this: http://www.epicfail.com/2010/01/10/logic-fail/
That is probably the reason everyone else is here for ^^

You are not doing very well at showing why we are wrong about God's word.

Why not wash out your potty mouth and try again.

[TheWordisHate]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

WAIT... you guys believe in KJV1611... this is the first time I or any of my friends + family have heard of that and I'm pretty sure it is the same for the rest of the world because we are outgoing people and I'm like... whut? (grammar mistake intended) So anyways back to the point, you guys are like the baby church trying to throw a tantrum with the big churches, so cute... :3 But if you want to play with the big boys, you gotta expand, endorse and accept all people from different ethnic groups as if you don't draw more attention you will never win over public thought ^^ Basically I'm telling you that KJV1611 is as unpopular in the world today as Barbara Sreisand's nose... with pimples ><

Btw learn to spell, not Cathylick it is Catholic, got it? Good church now you go play with the other baby churches (Scientology, Mormons etc.) before you feel like growing up and try to take on Catholics, Muslims and Jews

And as I quote from Jesus probably somewhere in your bible: Go F*ck Yourself!
And no, I haven't read your bible, not interested in your religion. The only reason I am here is because of this: http://www.epicfail.com/2010/01/10/logic-fail/
That is probably the reason everyone else is here for ^^

[Didymus Much]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

I'm on about the music genre

Search function is there to be used, lazy.

[JACOB the queer scott]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Judges 1:19 "And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron."

I'm on about the music genre

[Didymus Much]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

So what's wrong with heavy metal then?

Judges 1:19 "And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron."

[JACOB the queer scott]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

So what's wrong with heavy metal then?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

So you can't really give me an answer then just God says it's wrong?

You took your time getting it, but yep!