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  • Swedish eskimo
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2012
    • 226

    #1

    6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

    6 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE ISLE OF MAN

    The Isle of Man is located right between 3 of God's most hated countries, which is England, Scotland and Ireland, just like the Faroe Islands, the mayority of the world does not recognize the Isle of Man as a real country, becuase of it's sinful and perverted ways.



    1. The people who lives on the Isle of Man are mostly British fags who couldn't get enough of the perversion at the British "mainland" (not really mainland, since Britain is an island as well, there sure is something about perversion and islands)

    2. They have the most disgusting and perverted flag in the entire world, try look at it without puking

    3. Their official church is the Manx Church, which practises Anglicanism (false Christianity), and for the most they also worship their Celtic pagan false gods

    4. The national sport of the Isle of Man is to have orgies with people from other sick islands like the Faroe Islands, Iceland, Hawaii, New Zealand and Australia, these orgies usually lats for days, sometimes weeks

    5. They even have their own official language which is the Manx language, which is a Celtic pagan language that a Christian never would speak, real Christians speaks American

    6. Just like in it's neighbor country Scotland, beastiality is extremely common, especially involving sheeps


    God hates the Isle of Man!
  • Capt. Aaron Portway
    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
    Salvation from Above
    God's Favorite Pilot™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 6309

    #2
    Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

    They also have weird mutant cats there, without tails!



    Look at that sinister thing! The Devil is OBVIOUSLY pretty at home on the Isle of Man, seeing as how he keeps his minions there!
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    • Swedish eskimo
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Feb 2012
      • 226

      #3
      Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

      If you dare, you can listen to their satanic language, warning to sensitive listeners



      I would not be surprised if Manx is satan's native language

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78551

        #4
        Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

        The "Isle of man?" Is that some sort of queer resort?

        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9383

          #5
          Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

          Originally posted by Swedish eskimo View Post
          If you dare, you can listen to their satanic language, warning to sensitive listeners
          ...

          I would not be surprised if Manx is satan's native language
          No doubt this is Satan speaking in tongues from the fiery pits of hell through this possessed individual – or some Irishman from Fine Gael blowing a tin whistle through his rectum trying to convince people to vote for Obama.
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • Billy Bob Jenkins
            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
            Hates anal sex. And trees.
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 8337

            #6
            Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

            I'm not sure if it is appropriate to display that flag on a Christian forum. Is that supposed to be the triangular taint of a three legged man?
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • Holyfield
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              • Apr 2011
              • 245

              #7
              Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

              That flag looks like a symbol of feminazism.
              Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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              • Swedish eskimo
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Feb 2012
                • 226

                #8
                Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                I'm not sure if it is appropriate to display that flag on a Christian forum. Is that supposed to be the triangular taint of a three legged man?
                I am displaying it to show how what sick country the Isle of Man is, and i think it's required to show the flags of the countries that God hates, so that all Christians can see which countries to avoid.
                The three-legged man is an ancient evil pagan symbol known as Triskelion



                I am not surprised at all that a filthy Eurotrash nation like the Isle of Man uses it as their flag

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                • Billy Bob Jenkins
                  Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                  About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                  Hates anal sex. And trees.
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 8337

                  #9
                  Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                  Originally posted by Swedish eskimo View Post
                  I am displaying it to show how what sick country the Isle of Man is, and i think it's required to show the flags of the countries that God hates, so that all Christians can see which countries to avoid.
                  The three-legged man is an ancient evil pagan symbol known as Triskelion



                  I am not surprised at all that a filthy Eurotrash nation like the Isle of Man uses it as their flag
                  Leave it to the socialist fags of Europa to make a pornographic flag featuring the anus of a three legged mutant. At least there aren't three strings of anal beads spiraling outward as well. The spurs are rather disturbing however, knowing how the Europeans love bestiality.
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • Swedish eskimo
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Feb 2012
                    • 226

                    #10
                    Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                    Isle of Mannish people singing about a sheep in their own disgusting language, i bet they are singing about raping it



                    Footage of probably sexually abused sheeps in the Isle of Man


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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23765

                      #11
                      Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                      I feel so badly for the children who are forced to grow up there. I wonder if any missionaries are called to bring them out like they lovingly did in Haiti.
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Chengey ny Mayrey
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                        • Feb 2012
                        • 11

                        #12
                        Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                        Originally posted by Swedish eskimo View Post
                        6 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE ISLE OF MAN

                        The Isle of Man is located right between 3 of God's most hated countries, which is England, Scotland and Ireland, just like the Faroe Islands, the mayority of the world does not recognize the Isle of Man as a real country, becuase of it's sinful and perverted ways.



                        1. The people who lives on the Isle of Man are mostly British fags who couldn't get enough of the perversion at the British "mainland" (not really mainland, since Britain is an island as well, there sure is something about perversion and islands)

                        2. They have the most disgusting and perverted flag in the entire world, try look at it without puking

                        3. Their official church is the Manx Church, which practises Anglicanism (false Christianity), and for the most they also worship their Celtic pagan false gods

                        4. The national sport of the Isle of Man is to have orgies with people from other sick islands like the Faroe Islands, Iceland, Hawaii, New Zealand and Australia, these orgies usually lats for days, sometimes weeks

                        5. They even have their own official language which is the Manx language, which is a Celtic pagan language that a Christian never would speak, real Christians speaks American

                        6. Just like in it's neighbor country Scotland, beastiality is extremely common, especially involving sheeps


                        God hates the Isle of Man!
                        Ayr ain t'ayns niau,
                        Casherick dy row dt'ennym.
                        Dy jig dty reeriaght.
                        Dt'aigney dy row jeant er y thalloo,
                        myr t'ayns niau.
                        Cur dooin nyn arran jiu as gagh laa,
                        as leih dooin nyn loghtyn,
                        myr ta shin leih dauesyn ta jannoo loghtyn nyn 'oi.
                        As ny leeid shin ayns miolagh,
                        agh livrey shin veih olk:
                        Son lhiats y reeriaght, as y phooar, as y ghloyr, son dy bragh as dy bragh.
                        Amen.


                        5. They even have their own official language which is the Manx language, which is a Celtic pagan language that a Christian never would speak, real Christians speaks American <-- You speak English.

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                        • Chengey ny Mayrey
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                          • Feb 2012
                          • 11

                          #13
                          Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                          Just a little translation of the 'Lord's Prayer'.


                          You bunch of ignorant losers

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                          • Roberta
                            Anti La Leche League Organizer
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 1817

                            #14
                            Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                            They provide a map of the island's best "cruising" areas! I could not, however, find a map with Baptist churches.

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                            Come climb my mountains.

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                            • Chengey ny Mayrey
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                              • Feb 2012
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                              #15
                              Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                              Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                              They provide a map of the island's best "cruising" areas! I could not, however, find a map with Baptist churches.

                              http://www.cruisinggays.com/Douglas/6668/areas
                              Bitch pleaseee.

                              *Gay Rape and Child Molestation Porn Links Deleted*
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