[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Educating young harlots

Training 7 year old girls to belly dance ensures that they will become accomplished harlots by age 10.

BALLAUGH Brownies discovered a new, fun way to keep trim when belly dancing instructor Petra Stetina taught them the basic moves of this ancient eastern artform.

http://www.iomtoday.co.im/news/distr...-fit-1-4380482

Gypsies! I knew it!

[Roberta]

Educating young harlots

Training 7 year old girls to belly dance ensures that they will become accomplished harlots by age 10.

BALLAUGH Brownies discovered a new, fun way to keep trim when belly dancing instructor Petra Stetina taught them the basic moves of this ancient eastern artform.

http://www.iomtoday.co.im/news/district-news/brownies-having-a-go-at-belly-dancing-to-keep-fit-1-4380482

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Now a friend of mine's version of christianity doesn't believe in hell. He believes that when we die, we all lie dorment until God and Jesus decide to build the Kingdom of God on earth and no one really goes to heaven. He also says in the original bible there is no mention of hell and that it was invented to scare people to go to church. his branch of christianity is called "Christidelphian"

At least you got closer to spelling "Christadelphian" right the second time around.

http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_delp.htm

Interesting that your friend follows a cult founded by a man named "John Thomas".

Is he a homosexual?

hatred? wow hang on I said I give everyone a chance except those people what's wrong with that? those people deserve everything they get.

Who are you to judge what rapists, murders, and child molesters deserve? Are you God now?

Yes but why does he? what is his reasoning behind it?

BECAUSE HE SAID SO. Why do you think God has to answer to you?

[Barry]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

I wonder if the Isle of Dogs is the Isle of Man's best friend?

[James Hutchins]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

That's beautiful to see Brother Hutchens, greeting a lost soul with a Holy Kiss.

2 Corinthians 13:12

Thank you.
Little gives me more pleasure than to hold a man struggling with his faith, clamping him tightly in my powerful arms, my hot breath in his ear telling the man of how God is working through me to him and to accept His Gifts.
Only when the man has dropped down to his knees sobbing do I know for certain that I got through him and the Power Of Jesus has filled his tormented soul.

[Catherine Moore]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

That's beautiful to see Brother Hutchens, greeting a lost soul with a Holy Kiss.

2 Corinthians 13:12

[James Hutchins]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Nope ;P Also I've known EpicFail.com for over a year now, it just has a lot of pics which would be hard to find without the giant FAIL in the middle which is annoying but I'm too lazy to get the actual picture from the internet and since it is bookmarked to my tab, why not?
Also learn to laugh a bit O.o please don't tell me you're the type who can't laugh when someone tells a joke or gives a funny looking picture or even when in church when the pastor gets the speech muddled up then makes a joke of it

Friend, you really have a lot of pent up hate. Perhaps it is from all that time you spend in solitude with sheep, lounging about lazily. I think what you really need is a good man hug. Come here, you big lug!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Oh I wasnt trying to disprove your religion, just trying to get you to understand the position you are in with the rest of the world ;P

Also... someone said there are gonna be wizards in hell, if that is true that would be soo much fun! Much better than you guys in heaven, I'm pretty sure you guys live to always fight something as it is shown in the wild accusations you make on your forums (this one + many many more) So once the people you fight disappear, what will you do? You will probably end up being bored, for me I would absolutely love if Heaven is where you get to pick what world you get to live in because I have such a great imagination that I pretty much could and have already created a whole bizarre world in my head from daydreaming during class so It would be fun but since I'm going to hell I guess I will just whore it out with wizards and witches in order to learn their magical powers so I can then become the greatest of them all and finally plan war on heaven where I can then end up creating my own world + because only a few people in this world are like you, heaven must have very limited fighting power therefore we would kill with numbers and God would be too busy fighting Satan to worry about me, same with Jesus fighting whoever the hell is Satan's child so I win after sneaking past some saints wile they fight off other demonic beasts and in the end get to do whatever I want :3

GO WIZARDS!

Sadly for your cunning plan Hell is a lake of fire and not at all like a Philip Pillman novel.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Nope ;P Also I've known EpicFail.com for over a year now, it just has a lot of pics which would be hard to find without the giant FAIL in the middle which is annoying but I'm too lazy to get the actual picture from the internet and since it is bookmarked to my tab, why not?
Also learn to laugh a bit O.o please don't tell me you're the type who can't laugh when someone tells a joke or gives a funny looking picture or even when in church when the pastor gets the speech muddled up then makes a joke of it

Yeesh. Now I know why Scotland is known as 'Lesser England".

Were you born this way, or did you suffer a head trauma?

[TheWordisHate]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

I take it you've just discovered that EpicFail site? Its exciting when you find a new website isn't it. Feeling the need to tell everyone all about it.

Bless you. Isn't it past your bed time?

Nope ;P Also I've known EpicFail.com for over a year now, it just has a lot of pics which would be hard to find without the giant FAIL in the middle which is annoying but I'm too lazy to get the actual picture from the internet and since it is bookmarked to my tab, why not?
Also learn to laugh a bit O.o please don't tell me you're the type who can't laugh when someone tells a joke or gives a funny looking picture or even when in church when the pastor gets the speech muddled up then makes a joke of it

[Catherine Moore]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

I take it you've just discovered that EpicFail site? Its exciting when you find a new website isn't it. Feeling the need to tell everyone all about it.

Bless you. Isn't it past your bed time?

[TheWordisHate]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

O: Found a great pic you guys may love! ^^



Check out how he holds the phone XD

[James Hutchins]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

First of all, dont call me friend, I'm not your friend and you sound like a creeper coming on to me, that goes for the rest of you too. Got it?

Secondly, read the whole thing before you like to pick out what parts of the quote suit you best because that is how I can change your quote:

life where there were no problems confronting you. To: life where there were... problems confronting you.

See how different it sounds with the added ellipses (Ellipses are the ... things if you didn't know which I truly hope you do know)

Friend, I am only trying to reach out to you in a completely Christian manner. I understand in a land like yours, full of hate and Heathens, a friendly Godly smile can be quite disconcerting. I myself have never been to Scotchland.
I have no problem if you manipulate my posts. Though I only have a deep and abiding love and a desire to share the Joy God has given me with my fellow man. Don't you want Jesus to give you a hand?
If Isound like I am coming onto you, perhaps that is because you have never felt the warm embrace of Jesus. Are you sure you do not want His love to snuggle with?

[TheWordisHate]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Friend, read the key parts of what you posted. It sounds drug addled, like one of those paint sniffers in California.

You really need to reconsider you 'normal' life and give yourself to Jesus. Imagine a life where there were no problems confronting you. A situation develops, you simply follow God and let Him solve all your problems.

First of all, dont call me friend, I'm not your friend and you sound like a creeper coming on to me, that goes for the rest of you too. Got it?

Secondly, read the whole thing before you like to pick out what parts of the quote suit you best because that is how I can change your quote:

life where there were no problems confronting you. To: life where there were... problems confronting you.

See how different it sounds with the added ellipses (Ellipses are the ... things if you didn't know which I truly hope you do know)

[James Hutchins]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Oh I wasnt trying to disprove your religion, .........the wild accusations .......have already created a whole bizarre world in my head from daydreaming during class so It would be fun but since I'm going to hell I guess I will....... sneaking past some saints wile they fight off other demonic beasts and in the end get to do whatever........

Friend, read the key parts of what you posted. It sounds drug addled, like one of those paint sniffers in California.

You really need to reconsider you 'normal' life and give yourself to Jesus. Imagine a life where there were no problems confronting you. A situation develops, you simply follow God and let Him solve all your problems.