[JACOB the queer scott]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

He's a bit like you filthy atheists in that he makes up his own values but then he pretends to be Christian to look respectable which seems somehow worse.

Makes me sick

You can ask him about it in Hell in between thrusts from the barbed member of Satan.

If you ever got the chance to meet me you'd know I'm not a two faced person I say my opinion to peoples face and I believe this version of christianity I was brought up Protestant and know right from wrong

You've still failed to answer any of my three questions also

"Dang"? really? it sounds bad when you actualy say it, but to type it? wow...
Well sacrificing his son for our sins is pretty loving and Jeusus telling others to treat others how we would want to be treated and the whole turning the other cheek stuff.
And God will forgive your sins if you embrace him

[Roberta]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Roberta that just made me laugh a lot ha ha
Is it not a sin according to you to have those sort of thoughts? Also what time is it with you there? its 10:08 pm with me.

Because every night I pray that my grandfather wh has had a stroke recovers, I pray for family and friends that I have lost or that might be gone tomorrow.

I have just 3 questions for you:
1. If, on my death bed, I believe every word of christ and the lord and I have still lead a non selfish and good life, will I get in to heaven?
2. If the answer is yes to number one does that not slightly annoy you and how can this be fair and just?
3. If evolution is not real, and Adam and Eve were white (I'm only assuming from drawings) how are there black people?

You know, Jake, this is not an exercise in levity.

1) What ever gave you such a silly idea?
2) I don't think there is a single sais in heaven.
3) Don't you know anything about the curse of Ham?

Oh, and it's day light savings time here.

[Thinks Design]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

I would like to point out as well I have been called "Unsaved trash" don't get me wrong it doesn't bother me at all I've been called a lot worse in my short time on this planet,
But does christ not say to help others so surly rather than arguing you should try and save the unsavable?

and can you not tell with the name Jacob I come from a fairly religious family?
I just think everyone is entitled to be happy as long as they're not harming anyone

it's almost blackmail you're interpretation of the bible
Almost like a dictatorship
"Do it like this like that ooo hell is waiting for you if you do anything differently" I just don't think an all loving and all forgiving God would think like that but that's my opinion

As a moral person I agree with you.

I'm proud to say I'm a Christian and before I came here I did not really read much of the bible.

These 'people' seem to have read every line and follow it to the letter. I've lurked here for some time and the thing I read most is 'show us where we have misquoted the bible'.

I'm struggling with my faith so maybe I'm not the best person to talk to but as horrible as these people are I've never seen them misquote the bible.

I still have a lot of thinking to do about whether the bible is all it cracked up to be.

Part of me hates these zealots but I really don't know anymore.

Sorry for getting all heavy.

ThinksDesign.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Dang, you're funny! Where did you get the idea that God is "all-loving" OR "all-forgiving"?

Certainly, it wasn't the Bible!

He's a bit like you filthy atheists in that he makes up his own values but then he pretends to be Christian to look respectable which seems somehow worse.

Makes me sick

You can ask him about it in Hell in between thrusts from the barbed member of Satan.

[Didymus Much]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

...I just don't think an all loving and all forgiving God would think like that but that's my opinion

Dang, you're funny! Where did you get the idea that God is "all-loving" OR "all-forgiving"?

Certainly, it wasn't the Bible!

[JACOB the queer scott]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Stalking the lovely Roberta will not win you friends here.

Stalking? fella I'm just curious I live on the other side of the world! assuming she's america.. I don't look on profiles tbh

I'm not even looking for a girlfriend because I plan on travelling too much with work.

[JACOB the queer scott]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

I would like to point out as well I have been called "Unsaved trash" don't get me wrong it doesn't bother me at all I've been called a lot worse in my short time on this planet,
But does christ not say to help others so surly rather than arguing you should try and save the unsavable?

and can you not tell with the name Jacob I come from a fairly religious family?
I just think everyone is entitled to be happy as long as they're not harming anyone

it's almost blackmail you're interpretation of the bible
Almost like a dictatorship
"Do it like this like that ooo hell is waiting for you if you do anything differently" I just don't think an all loving and all forgiving God would think like that but that's my opinion

[Didymus Much]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

...Also what time is it with you there? its 10:08 pm with me...

Stalking the lovely Roberta will not win you friends here.

[JACOB the queer scott]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Just sit back and relax. Picture your uncle agonizing as an east end Jamaican rhythmically thrusts his equine love truncheon into his striated sphincter. All the while Bob Marley is wailing in the background and your uncle is praying that Jesus could, just this one time, could stop him from having a premature evacuation.

Roberta that just made me laugh a lot ha ha
Is it not a sin according to you to have those sort of thoughts? Also what time is it with you there? its 10:08 pm with me.

Because every night I pray that my grandfather wh has had a stroke recovers, I pray for family and friends that I have lost or that might be gone tomorrow.

I have just 3 questions for you:
1. If, on my death bed, I believe every word of christ and the lord and I have still lead a non selfish and good life, will I get in to heaven?
2. If the answer is yes to number one does that not slightly annoy you and how can this be fair and just?
3. If evolution is not real, and Adam and Eve were white (I'm only assuming from drawings) how are there black people?

[Roberta]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

but I don't think its a bad thing

Just sit back and relax. Picture your uncle agonizing as an east end Jamaican rhythmically thrusts his equine love truncheon into his striated sphincter. All the while Bob Marley is wailing in the background and your uncle is praying that Jesus could, just this one time, could stop him from having a premature evacuation.

but I don't think its a bad thing

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Because sacrificing Jesus was the most noble gift to give to show his love to mankind
Gay people are not harming anyone as long as they keep it out of public view. But when/if I go to hell at least I'll be surrounded by friends and family and that's all the matters doesn't really matter where you are

So basically you make your judgements based on your own values that you yourself constructed. You reject God's word except when it suits you.

What makes you any different to an atheist? Why keep up the pretence of being a Christian?

Honestly, this sort of thing makes me feel ill. You seem, on the face of it, to be a decent person who loves God but then you turn your back on Him for your own selfish ideals.

[JACOB the queer scott]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

So how do you choose that God is wrong about this but is right about a man who is also God but simultaneously the son of God being born of a virgin and temporarily dying for our sins? This seems much more far fetched on the face of it than God rubber stamping the obvious that men shouldn't penetrate each other's bottoms.

Obviously we know it's all true because it's in the Bible and we are True Christians™. You, however, have some sort of special ability to know God better than those who were divinely inspired to write the Bible. Doesn't that seem a little... grandiose?

Because sacrificing Jesus was the most noble gift to give to show his love to mankind
Gay people are not harming anyone as long as they keep it out of public view. But when/if I go to hell at least I'll be surrounded by friends and family and that's all the matters doesn't really matter where you are

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

I myself am not gay, but my uncle is and I have some friends who are. My uncle offered me a place to live when my parents threw me out and no not for any sodomy reasons because he has a kind heart.
I don't particularly agree with it and I do think it's a mental illness because it goes against nature, as we are basically animals we need to eat breath and reproduce
but I don't think its a bad thing

So how do you choose that God is wrong about this but is right about a man who is also God but simultaneously the son of God being born of a virgin and temporarily dying for our sins? This seems much more far fetched on the face of it than God rubber stamping the obvious that men shouldn't penetrate each other's bottoms.

Obviously we know it's all true because it's in the Bible and we are True Christians™. You, however, have some sort of special ability to know God better than those who were divinely inspired to write the Bible. Doesn't that seem a little... grandiose?

[JACOB the queer scott]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

HOW do you decide? Not what!

How do you, for example, choose to reject something like

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

but accept other stuff? I'm assuming you're a fag enabler.

I myself am not gay, but my uncle is and I have some friends who are. My uncle offered me a place to live when my parents threw me out and no not for any sodomy reasons because he has a kind heart.
I don't particularly agree with it and I do think it's a mental illness because it goes against nature, as we are basically animals we need to eat breath and reproduce
but I don't think its a bad thing

[JACOB the queer scott]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

God says that it doesn't matter if you agree with your superiors, you should simply obey them.

Hebrews 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.

Do you agree with Obama? and he is not my superior he has nothing to do with me
In that case then I'm guilty of them all and if God really is like that then I wouldn't want to go to heaven and I'll take my punishment.
But do you not think heaven will be lonly after a while? All your past friends who did not believe your opinion you'll never see again ?
All the best to you and if you are right all the best to you in heaven