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  • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

    Originally posted by Doolish View Post
    im gonna say their a lady boy looking at gay sites cause its all they have to do all day
    I'm sorry I could not parse your adolescent sentence structure and spelling. Would you have another go?

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

      Originally posted by Larni69 View Post
      I'm sorry I could not parse your adolescent sentence structure and spelling. Would you have another go?

      YIC
      awww bless. do you need help reading? you poor thing

      no i wont help re write it for, use what god gave you (your brain) however i do understand he was feeling tired that day and didnt put much effort into yours

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      • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

        I would like to know where in the Bible does it say that those who live on the Isle of Man have orgies and are overly friendly with farmyard animals? Where does it say that God hates the Isle of Man? You are a joke, you believe in something which has no solid, scientific proof of its existence. You are standing up for 'God', I am standing up for the people of the Isle of Man. I'm Manx and I have a pulse - What does God have? If God is so great, then why do terrible things occur on 'the Earth that he created'? Please, tell me. Did I miss something at school? You are putting false hope into something which doesn't exist, so how DARE you sit there behind your computer screen and pass judgement onto others.

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        • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

          Originally posted by Chengey ny Mayrey View Post
          O land of our birth,
          O gem of God's earth,
          O Island so strong and so fair;
          Built firm as Barrule,
          Thy Throne of Home Rule
          Makes us free as thy sweet mountain air.
          When Orry, the Dane,
          In Mannin did reign,
          'Twas said he had come from above;
          For wisdom from Heav'n
          To him had been giv'n
          To rule us with justice and love.
          Our fathers have told
          How Saints came of old,
          Proclaiming the Gospel of Peace;
          That sinful desires,
          Like false Baal fires,
          Must die ere our troubles can cease.
          Ye sons of the soil,
          In hardship and toil,
          That plough both the land and the sea,
          Take heart while you can,
          And think of the Man
          Who toiled by the Lake Galilee.
          When fierce tempests smote
          That frail little boat,
          They ceased at His gentle command;
          Despite all our fear,
          The Saviour is near
          To safeguard our dear Fatherland.
          Let storm-winds rejoice,
          And lift up their voice,
          No danger our homes can befall;
          Our green hills and rocks
          Encircle our flocks,
          And keep out the sea like a wall.
          Our Island, thus blest, No foe can molest;
          Our grain and our fish shall increase;
          From battle and sword Protecteth the Lord,
          And crowneth our nation with peace.
          Then let us rejoice
          With heart, soul and voice,
          And in The Lord's promise confide;
          That each single hour
          We trust in His power,
          No evil our souls can betide.
          Is that your national anthem? It must be the only one with the word molest
          Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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          • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

            Originally posted by RCarine View Post
            If God is so great, then why do terrible things occur on 'the Earth that he created'? Please, tell me. Did I miss something at school? You are putting false hope into something which doesn't exist, so how DARE you sit there behind your computer screen and pass judgement onto others.
            2 Thessalonians 1:8 In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:

            2 Thessalonians 1:9 Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;

            God is not some fluffy bunny, missy.

            He's out there taking names of heathens

            If you don't follow exactly what it says in the bible (KJV1611) it's the lake of fire for you!

            Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death

            Think about it

            All the best.
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

              You all deserve to be slapped in the face by a Manx bible.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Everyone.

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              • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                Originally posted by Wolfram View Post
                You all deserve to be slapped in the face by a Manx bible.
                We are all good Christians here, we don't step foot inside gay porn shops, let alone read "100% Beef Magazine."
                Exodus 21:20-21

                20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

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                • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                  Originally posted by Wolfram View Post
                  You all deserve to be slapped in the face by a Manx bible.
                  That is a very vitriolic introduction, missy. You should be in the kitchen preparing your husband's joint. An apology to the entire forum would be appropriate.
                  Come climb my mountains.

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                  • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                    Okay, first things first. You lot are racist, I find it hard to believe that you're adults. 'God hates the Isle of Man'? Where did you get this from, out of the 80,000 people on this island, I have never seen anybody 'sexually abuse sheep' or go to some huge 'gay orgie'. And I've lived here for my whole life
                    One of you spoke about the children who might see this, if they do I feel sorry for them (I myself don't even want to see this and I'm only 14)
                    I've never really believed in God, but I was open to the idea that he might be somewhere, but after seeing this! The way your 'God' teaches you to act towards people has put me right off, I mean 'God hates gay people'? 'Wasn't God the one who created humans in the first place and gave them free will and a mind to make their own decisions? If he hated them that much wouldn't he have gotten rid of them millions of years ago, or 2000 years ago if you prefer.
                    I don't really care if I get 'damned to hell' for saying this but your religion is built on hate and racism.
                    You've built this hate for the Isle of Man on one persons lies, if you think about it shouldn't God hate America more than the Isle of Man. If you go by population sizes there are millions of people in America and less than 100,000 on this Isle of Man, therefore America must have more homosexuals, transgenders, blasphemers, The people that God is supposedly going to damn to Hell.
                    If I'm being honest I'd rather go to Hell, because if you lot go to Heaven (which I doubt even exists) somebody up there must be sending people the wrong way.
                    Oh and by the way, My opinions of you lot are purely from my mind. The island I live on has nothing to do with them. So if you find me to be wrong (Which I guarantee you will) you can't blame the Isle of Man for 'raising the children to be blinded by their evil ways' or something along those lines.
                    I find it sad that a 14 year old girl can understand this and not you 'supposedly mature adults'
                    Oh and also - The Bible has been translated into, what you call the 'Devil's language', Manx

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                    • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                      I'm male, but thank you for trying.

                      You don't need to step foot in a gay porn shop to buy a bible, unless that's where you got yours from?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Everyone.

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                      • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                        Isn't it a bit late for a 14 year old to be up on a school night?
                        Come climb my mountains.

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                        • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                          No, it isn't. Problem?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Everyone.

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                            • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                              Originally posted by Rockdweller View Post
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                              Impressive.
                              Probably the most meaningful comment ever uttered from that God forsaken unChristian moss covered rock.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                                Originally posted by Wolfram View Post
                                I'm male, but thank you for trying.

                                You don't need to step foot in a gay porn shop to buy a bible, unless that's where you got yours from?
                                Your holy text is "100% Beef Magazine", no?
                                Exodus 21:20-21

                                20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

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