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  • Re: Who Does God Hate?

    I don't think I'm even making a point at this point. I'm trying to say that entire list is absurd! Bicycles weren't even invented at the time the bible was written! Maybe I see the bible differently then the good folks here at Landover. I see that the bible has a collection of stories that are used to get the main point of the bible across. Not to be taken as another set of rules and regulations ( Atleast not all of them.) it's no man's job to interpret who gets pinned as a sinner. It's mans job to interpret the bible so it can be used as a tool for hate as the people of Landover have used it for. Jesus would not have shunned people as the people here do. He would've actually tried to speak to them as a good person to show them that Christians are good people and that our main goal is to let people see Christ. Scare tactics such as YOUR GOING TO HELL are never going to work. But back to this list I'd say 9/10 of the things on that list were added for the lulz.

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    • Re: Who Does God Hate?

      Originally posted by Brother_Dave View Post
      I don't think I'm even making a point at this point. I'm trying to say that entire list is absurd!
      I'm sorry you find God's Word to be "absurd".

      Bicycles weren't even invented at the time the bible was written!
      Bicycles were only invented 150 years ago. That's not a very long time in the scheme of things, but God is forever, Dave.

      Hebrews 13:8
      Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever.

      Maybe I see the bible differently then the good folks here at Landover. I see that the bible has a collection of stories that are used to get the main point of the bible across. Not to be taken as another set of rules and regulations ( Atleast not all of them.)
      I see. And who gets to decide which ones you follow and which you ignore? You?

      Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

      Revelation 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

      it's no man's job to interpret who gets pinned as a sinner.
      Since I'm the only one quoting scripture here, I'll let you prove that statement using the Bible.

      Be careful, though. Read the scriptures about judgment in their proper context.

      Jesus would not have shunned people as the people here do.

      Matthew 7:6

      6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

      Matthew 10:14-15 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
      Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.

      Matthew 15
      22 And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil.
      23 But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she crieth after us.
      24 But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
      25 Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me.
      26 But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
      27 And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.
      28 Then Jesus answered and said unto her, O woman, great is thy faith: be it unto thee even as thou wilt. And her daughter was made whole from that very hour.

      John 4:9 Then saith the woman of Samaria unto him, How is it that thou, being a Jew, askest drink of me, which am a woman of Samaria? for the Jews have no dealings with the Samaritans.

      Scare tactics such as YOUR GOING TO HELL are never going to work. But back to this list I'd say 9/10 of the things on that list were added for the I am retarded.
      Thank goodness Jesus would never have scared people.

      Luke 13:1-5
      3 I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.
      5 I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.

      2 Timothy 4:1-2 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;

      Paul is not making a suggestion here.

      Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

      While we at LBC do our fair share of rebuking, I want you to look at the word "reprove" I left bold for you. In the Greek, the word is used thusly:

      a) generally with a suggestion of shame of the person convicted
      b) by conviction to bring to the light, to expose
      2) to find fault with, correct
      a) by word
      1) to reprehend severely, chide, admonish, reprove
      2) to call to account, show one his fault, demand an explanation
      b) by deed
      1) to chasten, to punish

      Jude 1:22-23 And of some have compassion, making a difference:
      And others save with fear, pulling them out of the fire; hating even the garment spotted by the flesh.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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      • Re: Who Does God Hate?

        :Facepalm: give me biblical proof for everything on the list. Show me that we are of the same religion brother.

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        • Re: Who Does God Hate?

          Originally posted by Brother_Dave View Post
          :Facepalm: give me biblical proof for everything on the list.
          I just did. Do you need me to post the scriptures in braille or perhaps smoke signals? Maybe I could have my secretary fax them over to you in the morning straight from my King James.
          Show me that we are of the same religion brother.
          We aren't of the same religion. I read my Bible. I also don't cherrypick the little bits and pieces I like while ignoring the rest. We would call you a salad bar Christian here.

          Eat your vegetables, Dave. Read God's Word from cover to cover instead of telling us what you think is in it.

          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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          • Re: Who Does God Hate?

            Originally posted by Brother_Dave View Post
            I don't think I'm even making a point at this point. I'm trying to say that entire list is absurd! Bicycles weren't even invented at the time the bible was written! Maybe I see the bible differently then the good folks here at Landover. I see that the bible has a collection of stories that are used to get the main point of the bible across. Not to be taken as another set of rules and regulations ( Atleast not all of them.) it's no man's job to interpret who gets pinned as a sinner. It's mans job to interpret the bible so it can be used as a tool for hate as the people of Landover have used it for. Jesus would not have shunned people as the people here do. He would've actually tried to speak to them as a good person to show them that Christians are good people and that our main goal is to let people see Christ. Scare tactics such as YOUR GOING TO HELL are never going to work. But back to this list I'd say 9/10 of the things on that list were added for the I am retarded.
            From where do you get this idea that the Holy Bible, the Living Word of God, is just a storybook to make a vague, general point? And which point would that be, exactly? And how would anyone know? Given that society evolves with each generation, wouldn't this vague, general point also evolve? How could anyone know that this generation has it right?

            Goodness! It would be so chaotic!

            It's a good thing the LORD has the exact things He wanted us to know written down in black and white!


            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Re: Who Does God Hate?

              Originally posted by Brother_Dave View Post
              :Facepalm: give me biblical proof for everything on the list. Show me that we are of the same religion brother.
              Friend, have you been affirmed as a True-Christian by the Pstors(Authorites) of Landover Baptist Church? Hmmmm?

              Just calm down, and remember to breathe; Also, beware throwing stones in this house, the outcome will not go in your favor, Dave.

              Honestly, an individual who is accepting of other religions, as you seem to be by appearances, cannot, and is not a True-Christian(tm).

              Matthew
              12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.
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              Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
              Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
              Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
              Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
              Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
              Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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              • Re: Who Does God Hate?

                Originally posted by Brother_Dave View Post
                I see that the bible has a collection of stories that are used to get the main point of the bible across. Not to be taken as another set of rules and regulations ( Atleast not all of them.) it's no man's job to interpret who gets pinned as a sinner.
                Friend, may I suggest that you read upon Ray Comfort and the very Godly Kirk Cameron, whom I am a big admirer and speak very often.

                This could remove the doubts you have about the Bible. Then again, casting the demon of doubt out of you, which enter by the defiling word that proceeded out of your mouth. You opened the door, but Praise God Jesus is here to set you free tonight!

                Hallelujah! GLORY!!


                MARK
                9:25 - But when Jesus noticed that a crowd of people came running together, He REBUKED the unclean spirit SAYING to it, you dumb and deaf spirit, I charge you to come out of him and NEVER go into him again.

                Now Dave, hold your peace and come out of yourself, the flesh is sinful and you are in the flesh.

                1 Corinthians
                1:29 That no flesh should glory in his presence.

                Galatians


                5:19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
                5:20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, 5:21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
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                Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
                Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
                Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
                Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
                Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
                Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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                • Re: Who Does God Hate?

                  Just show me where in the damn bible it speaks out against bicyclists and polka.

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                  • Re: Who Does God Hate?

                    I also cannot tell if you guys are trolling. Maybe some of you are and some of you aren't. I'm too busy fapping.

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                    • Re: Who Does God Hate?

                      Originally posted by Brother_Dave View Post
                      I also cannot tell if you guys are trolling. Maybe some of you are and some of you aren't. I'm too busy fapping.
                      Fapping? Are you masterbating while making posts in our Church Forum?

                      Now friend, there are women and children who check this Forum daily. One more perverse outburst like that will get you reported for explicit content on a privately owned Church Forum.

                      Are we clear?
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                      Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
                      Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
                      Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
                      Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
                      Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
                      Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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                      • Re: Who Does God Hate?

                        Originally posted by Brother_Dave View Post
                        I also cannot tell if you guys are trolling. Maybe some of you are and some of you aren't. I'm too busy fapping.
                        God hates fappers.

                        YIC

                        Jack
                        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                        • Re: Who Does God Hate?

                          Originally posted by Brother_Dave View Post
                          I also cannot tell if you guys are trolling. Maybe some of you are and some of you aren't. I'm too busy fapping.
                          He started off as a fluffy bunny false Christian lite. Now he has shown his true atheist colors.

                          Here I thought you were truly trying to seek out God and then you pull something like this.
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                            i meant to write faxing (damned autocorrect) im typing on my handy dandy ipad. sorry. i am no atheist.

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                              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                              He started off as a fluffy bunny false Christian lite. Now he has shown his true atheist colors.

                              Here I thought you were truly trying to seek out God and then you pull something like this.
                              I know Brother Levi, I thought that he was honestly seeking the hand of Jesus but he admits to doing perverse things while making posts.

                              That is terrible, absolutely terrible!

                              I am worried about the Women and children seeing this behavior.

                              Dave, Jesus warns that offending little ones is not permissible and the just retribution is worse that drowning.

                              Luke
                              17:1 Then said he unto the disciples, It is impossible but that offences will come: but woe unto him, through whom they come!
                              17:2 It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones.
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                              Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
                              Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
                              Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
                              Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
                              Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
                              Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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                              • Re: Who Does God Hate?

                                I think it might be prudent to add a warning in big red letters at the beginning of his post. I would do it but I'm a little shaken up now and I really don't want to revisit that comment.

                                I hope you gentlemen understand.

                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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