[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: God Hates England

This sickens me. We used to have one of the best armies in the world that carved out an empire now we just have a bunch of oiled leather clad homers.

Indeed Brother - an empire brought to its knees by the traditions of the Royal Navy with knob polishing and cabin boys.

[see_the_light]

Re: God Hates England

That would have been long ago; maybe as much as five thousand years.

I suppose it was much more recently, the article mentioned it was found under a trailer park.Someone's recently departed relatives I suppose.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[see_the_light]

Re: God Hates England

But after watching Rambo and the Rocky movies, people thought I suffered from Downs Syndrome.

There you are... choosing to have the Dooooowns.

Satan has his stinky mittens firmly upon you.

PRAY TO JESUS!

[Barry]

Re: God Hates England

Yes, it's a real curse being born British. Not only does my voice sound odd but my parents tried to call me Muhammed, I've got bad teeth and we live near France. It is only the love of Jesus Christ that keeps me going.

[see_the_light]

Re: God Hates England

Yes, it's a real curse being born British. Not only does my voice sound odd but my parents tried to call me Muhammed, I've got bad teeth and we live near France. It is only the love of Jesus Christ that keeps me going.

Matthew 7:7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:

PRAISE THE LORD!

[A Follower]

Re: God Hates England

[...] we live near France. [...]

I never quite got why you guys built a tunnel to France instead of to America. Why would anyone want to have more to do with the French?

[see_the_light]

Re: God Hates England

I never quite got why you guys built a tunnel to France instead of to America. Why would anyone want to have more to do with the French?

Same reason satan chose hell, pride.

Easier to be constantly reminded that there are those worse-off than to get your face rubbed day&night on your betters.

PRAY TO JESUS!

[Attila's Wife]

Re: God Hates England

I never quite got why you guys built a tunnel to France instead of to America.

I was told that we asked, but you wouldn't let us. I don't blame you.

As 1 Peter 4:3 says, we walked in lasciviousness, lusts, excess of wine, revellings, banquetings, and abominable idolatries. The majority of the English are obviously much more suited to keeping company with the papist frogs than Godly Americans.

[Constantine1648]

Re: God Hates England

I was told that we asked, but you wouldn't let us. I don't blame you.

As 1 Peter 4:3 says, we walked in lasciviousness, lusts, excess of wine, revellings, banquetings, and abominable idolatries. The majority of the English are obviously much more suited to keeping company with the papist frogs than Godly Americans.

As it has turned out that was probably for the best. Or the US would be over run by feral Romanian Gypsy gangs like the UK is at the moment stealing everything that isn't nailed down.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: God Hates England

As it has turned out that was probably for the best. Or the US would be over run by feral Romanian Gypsy gangs like the UK is at the moment stealing everything that isn't nailed down.

Not to mention the Bulgarians! My small seaside town is now swarming with folk-dancing peasants in national costume, waving strings of sausages and talking gibberish.

Does anyone know the Bulgarian version of 2 Samuel 15:19 Wherefore goest thou also with us? return to thy place, and abide with the king: for thou art a stranger, and also an exile.

[Constantine1648]

Re: God Hates England

Not to mention the Bulgarians! My small seaside town is now swarming with folk-dancing peasants in national costume, waving strings of sausages and talking gibberish.

Does anyone know the Bulgarian version of 2 Samuel 15:19 Wherefore goest thou also with us? return to thy place, and abide with the king: for thou art a stranger, and also an exile.

You poor thing, it must be quite traumatic for you. Be firm in Christ and pray that they will all get washed out to sea.

[Barry]

Re: God Hates England

The Bulgarians are coming to steel the jobs off all our Poles.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: God Hates England

Yes, it's a real curse being born British. Not only does my voice sound odd but my parents tried to call me Muhammed, I've got bad teeth and we live near France. It is only the love of Jesus Christ that keeps me going.

I believe it may well be the proximity to France that has caused the social regression that afflicts England today; that and all the violent Muslims you have let in. We have had them here too, but when they pull out their knives, we shoot them.

We hear about all the tunnels the Islamites dig to get into Israel and we have Mexicans tunneling in on our borders, so we are not anxious to build a tunnel to England. There is just no telling who might sneak in through it. Any Christians who remain in England are welcome to come over here to America, but we want to get a good look at you before we let you in.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: God Hates England

We hear about all the tunnels the Islamites dig to get into Israel and we have Mexicans tunneling in on our borders, so we are not anxious to build a tunnel to England. There is just no telling who might sneak in through it.

Well obviously - and, if you'll forgive me saying so, vice-versa. I mean, we have quite enough problems over here already without Messicans, who have tunneled through to the US, carrying on under the Atlantic and ending up here! Though maybe we could mine the tunnel?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: God Hates England

Well obviously - and, if you'll forgive me saying so, vice-versa. I mean, we have quite enough problems over here already without Messicans, who have tunneled through to the US, carrying on under the Atlantic and ending up here! Though maybe we could mine the tunnel?

Abandon all hope, Sister.

The Mexicans will find England eventually. You may have difficulties now caused by Pakistanis, Nigerians and other unsaved, but wait until you have ten million Mexicans hanging around drinking beer and listening to lewd Mexican music.

On the lighter side, reroofing houses will be much less expensive and the lawns will be improved immensely.