True Christian ™ Test Kitchen

[Granny June]

From the Desk of
GRANNY JUNE
Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ

As writ elsewhere's here I FOUND Miss Cookie’s recipe files (!) though unfortunately are in code – did she share recipes or secrets with anyone here? Some notation unclear

Have to get these down as am volunteering to takeover her commitment of making all cakes for church functions She would have wanted it that way

Tho some whats tricky I mastered her famous “Easter Chick” cupcakes (2nd attempt) (yay!)





Had extra yellow frosting left over so jumped in to “Confetti Cake” much easier





Anyway theyare on my/her desk at the church offices so come by for a piece, and any requests!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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June, those look very interesting but the "Easter chicks" are not Scripturally authentic and may in fact be blasphemous. You should maybe check this out with a Pastor before attempting such a thing again?

She would have wanted it that way

What? Are you in cahoots with Faith-Machine and is there something you know about dear Cookie that you have not told us? WHERE IS SHE?????

Anyway theyare on my/her desk at the church offices so come by for a piece, and any requests!

If you have no takers, you might take them out of Freehold and put them on a windowsill "to cool".

[Jim Farmer]

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Speaking of Mistress Cookie, I keep hearing rumours that her return is imminent. What's the word in the office? (I can't wait until she comes back)

[Jim Farmer]

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If you have no takers, you might take them out of Freehold and put them on a windowsill "to cool".

Do you think that would work Sister Joanna? Have you ever heard of a nigro who is that desperate?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Do you think that would work Sister Joanna? Have you ever heard of a nigro who is that desperate?

I wasn't really thinking straight there - I was thinking of around here, where the hordes of migrant Polak, Slovak and Cro-ak "workers" (shirkers, more like) are attracted to such brightly colored foods.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Granny June, it looked like you worked hard on those cupcakes! But I know how much the men, adore our pies, and I'm sure that by now, you have those mastered, so why not we work on those some more! Plus, Sister Joanna does have a good point.

[Witch Hammer]

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Unclean!

[Jim Farmer]

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If my wife produced something like that, they'd be fed to the pigs.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If my wife produced something like that, they'd be fed to the pigs.

Count your Blessings that we live amongst True Christian(tm) women.It could be much, much worse.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Count your Blessings that we live amongst True Christian™ women.It could be much, much worse.

That is horrifying! What decent woman would do that!?! Well, this goes to show when we remove Home Economics from unsaved women's education. Food safety goes down, and of course the liberal FDA does nothing about this!!!

[VictoryOS]

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That is horrifying! What decent woman would do that!?! Well, this goes to show when we remove Home Economics from unsaved women's education. Food safety goes down, and of course the liberal FDA does nothing about this!!!

Yes, home economics is another thing they have taken from the schools. The list goes on and on.

1. JESUS
2. PRAYER
3. Home economics
4. Salt in the cafeteria

Obviously, nobody is thinking of the children.

[James Hutchins]

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I always loved Miss Cookies 'Bourbon Street Cake'. Though I never could guess the 'Street' ingredient.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Yes, home economics is another thing they have taken from the schools. The list goes on and on.

1. JESUS
2. PRAYER
3. Home economics
4. Salt in the cafeteria

Obviously, nobody is thinking of the children.

I pray that Jesus will soon relocate my family, and the True Christians in the state, and then drop California from the godly nation. Several places in California have even taken away separate bathrooms for men and women!!! The children do not need to be seeing that!!!

[Alvin Moss]

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I pray that Jesus will soon relocate my family, and the True Christians in the state, and then drop California from the godly nation. Several places in California have even taken away separate bathrooms for men and women!!! The children do not need to be seeing that!!!

Amen to that, Sister. I have long advocated expelling California from the Union. I have not insisted as loudly as I would have under normal circumstances, as soon the godless Union will be dissolved, leaving only California, New Jersey and some few other Hell holes to try to suck the life from each other.

[Jim Farmer]

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Now I have been doing a bit of a background check on Granny July, and I found out she was fired from her last position as a nanny, for producing this birthday cake for a 3 year old who envisaged Heaven as a medieval castle. I understand the father was rightfully outraged.