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  • Mother's Day Event Approaching

    The women of Landover will once again honor its mothers by holding a Saturday afternoon social on the grounds of our wonderful church compound. I would like to have an idea of which ladies will be setting up the social and what foods you'll bring.

    I am sure everyone remembers Landover's Mother of the Year, Mary Etheldreda, gave a simply touching acceptance speech as we awarded her the Sacred Uterus statue in 2014. As you know, that honor goes to the Landover mother that displays complete devotion and selflessness to the cause of motherhood. As the rules state, you must have children to participate in the competition - this is part of the church charter. Pregnant women are not permitted to compete due to the dirt bike race that is required.

    The LORD blesses us each year during this social with His Holy Presence as we pray and share the blessings of womanhood. You do NOT have to be a mother to attend! Limited passes for forum members will once again be granted by Pastor Ezekiel - but hurry! Those chosen will be few!
    1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
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    Re: Mother's Day Event Approaching

    Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
    The women of Landover will once again honor its mothers by holding a Saturday afternoon social on the grounds of our wonderful church compound. I would like to have an idea of which ladies will be setting up the social and what foods you'll bring.

    I am sure everyone remembers Landover's Mother of the Year, Mary Etheldreda, gave a simply touching acceptance speech as we awarded her the Sacred Uterus statue in 2014. As you know, that honor goes to the Landover mother that displays complete devotion and selflessness to the cause of motherhood. As the rules state, you must have children to participate in the competition - this is part of the church charter. Pregnant women are not permitted to compete due to the dirt bike race that is required.

    The LORD blesses us each year during this social with His Holy Presence as we pray and share the blessings of womanhood. You do NOT have to be a mother to attend! Limited passes for forum members will once again be granted by Pastor Ezekiel - but hurry! Those chosen will be few!
    Naomi, as a forum member, how do I go about receiving such a pass? I'd love to meet the godly mothers, as a pregnant woman, I would love to meet women to raise children who are God-fearing and obedient!
    "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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      Re: Mother's Day Event Approaching

      Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
      Naomi, as a forum member, how do I go about receiving such a pass? I'd love to meet the godly mothers, as a pregnant woman, I would love to meet women to raise children who are God-fearing and obedient!
      $i$ter Elizabeth, Gue$$ what help$ to ensure that Pa$tor Ezekiel will look upon your reque$t with generou$ eye$?

      In our $avior,
      NRL
      1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
      Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
      Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
      Locations in 50 States and Canada
      !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
      Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
      Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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        Re: Mother's Day Event Approaching

        $illy me! Of course! I just sent a lovely love tithe to Landover and Pastor Zeke. Pastor Zeke, have you received it?
        "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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