[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Esther, that's a lovely assortment! Make a cherry one next; nothing besides apple is more American than a lovely cherry pie! Brother Des, I just sent you a package of an apple pie, a cherry pie, a venison pie, a bacon pie, and a pecan pie. I hope that you can find a lovely American cook soon.

[Des]

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I haven't had a decent pie since the missus died. Deported one of my gook staff to China last week when she offered me a sushi roll. There I was, expecting a sweet pastry like a Swiss roll and the witch offers me raw fish wrapped in rice and something black with a daub of green bubblegum on the side. What in blazes is wrong with those filthy Chinawomen from Tokyo?

[Esther B.]

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Dear Esther B

I read the Bible but as I said before it was a long time ago. I am going to correct that situation and get caught up. Please forgive me.

Thank you

Ray

As Brother Witch Hammer said, you should be asking Jesus to forgive you. It's not up to me to say if you're forgiven or not.

Mr. Ray, please do not speak to the lovely Miss Esther in such a casual, un-gentlemanly fashion. You seem like you are drooling over the young lady, but she already has an honorable suitor, one who always far more godly and manly than you.


Esther, dear, what pies have you made for Samuel yet?

Thank you, Sister Elizabeth! I've made him chocolate pecan, apple, venison, chicken, and turkey pies. I'm going to make him a pork and bacon pie tomorrow.

[Witch Hammer]

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Dear Esther B

I read the Bible but as I said before it was a long time ago. I am going to correct that situation and get caught up. Please forgive me.

Thank you

Ray

And I hope you're asking for Jesus' forgiveness, not Esther's, liar!

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Dear Esther B

I read the Bible but as I said before it was a long time ago. I am going to correct that situation and get caught up. Please forgive me.

Thank you

Ray

Mr. Ray, please do not speak to the lovely Miss Esther in such a casual, un-gentlemanly fashion. You seem like you are drooling over the young lady, but she already has an honorable suitor, one who always far more godly and manly than you.


Esther, dear, what pies have you made for Samuel yet?

[Raybird]

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Dear Esther B

I read the Bible but as I said before it was a long time ago. I am going to correct that situation and get caught up. Please forgive me.

Thank you

Ray

[Esther B.]

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FTFY.

You have a good point, Didymus. From looking at his posts, it definitely seems like he either hasn't read the Bible or has just skimmed over a few parts without bothering to pay attention to the words or the context.

[Didymus Much]

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...You said in another thread that you've read the Bible, but clearly you missed Genesis 1:2 thru Revelation 22:18...

FTFY.

Unfortunately, this is all too common. A typical scenario:

Our subject, curious about the actual contents of the Bible, sits down in a comfortable chair, opens a Bible that they bought borrowed probably stole, and...

...In the Beginning, God created the Heavens and the zzzzzzzzzzzzz...

A few hours later:

...zzzzzzzzhuh wat? oh, nvm, I'll just make shit up and claim that anyone pointing the glaring errors and omissions is just picking on me waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa<pause for breath intake>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.

And that is why I like this place so much. I can talk about this stuff with people who actually know what they're ***expletive deleted*** talking about.

[Esther B.]

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Billy Bob

No I have not yet. But I'll sure look into it.

Things are beginning to look up though. Tommorrow is our last day with
boot camp. We have been at a beautiful secluded place in the country and have had a lot of fun.

My wife has been a real trooper, although her bottom is somewhat worn
out. All this and the fact she has not had permission to wear pants for a week.

I got tired of pulling down and then back up two sets of garments all the time. It was always down and up and down and up. Then I had an idea.
Why not just leave off the pants?

I worked out fine as she uses a blanket if she gets cold and has a portable seat cushion. Her pants and underwear stay in the trunk of my car unless we go out to eat or something. We stay inside a good 95% of the time
The place has a big fence and a locked gate. you can't see it from the highway.

I'll be glad to share more ideas about boot camp if anyone is interested.

Take care

Ray

You let your wife wear pants? You said in another thread that you've read the Bible, but clearly you missed Deuteronomy 22:5 (or you lied about reading the Bible, in which case you'll go to Hell). Pants are for men, not women. Your wife should ONLY be wearing skirts or dresses.

[Didymus Much]

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...Tommorrow is our last day with boot camp. We have been at a beautiful secluded place in the country...

Yet, at 5:16 PM yesterday:

...I'm at work...

I think the True Christians(tm) would appreciate it if you started telling the truth.

[Raybird]

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Billy Bob

No I have not yet. But I'll sure look into it.

Things are beginning to look up though. Tommorrow is our last day with
boot camp. We have been at a beautiful secluded place in the country and have had a lot of fun.

My wife has been a real trooper, although her bottom is somewhat worn
out. All this and the fact she has not had permission to wear pants for a week.

I got tired of pulling down and then back up two sets of garments all the time. It was always down and up and down and up. Then I had an idea.
Why not just leave off the pants?

I worked out fine as she uses a blanket if she gets cold and has a portable seat cushion. Her pants and underwear stay in the trunk of my car unless we go out to eat or something. We stay inside a good 95% of the time
The place has a big fence and a locked gate. you can't see it from the highway.

I'll be glad to share more ideas about boot camp if anyone is interested.

Take care

Ray

[Didymus Much]

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...I can recommend some books by Pavlov and Skinner...

He refuses to read the Bible, and you expect him to absorb Skinner?

[Raybird]

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Thank you Des

I always have an open mind to new things. Go ahead and give me those book titles

Take care

Ray

[Des]

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But if I remember correctly, CDD does not even recommend you start unless both parties are in agreement to go all the way. It's not my rule.
It's theirs.

Take care

Ray

If she married you, there's your consent. Consent is good until retracted, and a quality gag or an anti-bark collar set on high ensures she won't open her mouth to retract consent. Besides, if you haven't properly conditioned her within 3 months, you're doing it wrong.


I can recommend some books by Pavlov and Skinner that could help you get her to that True Christian Wife state of mind if you like. Just because they are hellbound scum doesn't mean their techniques are ineffective.

[Didymus Much]

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...if she went to the hospital...

You'd let her go to a hospital? I thought you were claiming to be a Christian?

2 Chronicles 16:12 "And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians."

...And I don't think it would be a very good place for a middle aged blue eyed caucasion...

Why don't you want a "Jailed for Jesus" award, like so many of the True Christians(tm) have?

Jesus says (in the Bible) that His true followers will be persecuted for their faith, so get out there and show Jesus you love Him (even if it means going to prison).